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Maisie edition

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think my cat's had a stroke

west sussex

anime

don't stroke your cat

maize is like corn
it's yellow (mongol)

chicken shop food is actually really dire

for me, it is the doner kebab with spicy sauce and red cabbage

The virgin fridge:
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"y'all seeing this shit?
thats a CHROME garbage ca!
i aint never seen that shit before, can you believe this shit?!"
>America

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

khan for PM

fuck drumpf and FUCK white people

fun fact: Hitler admired Rochdale Town Hall
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Girl from work was warned by HR her shorts weren't appropriate for work today. Absolutely RAGING i wont see her legs again all summer now.

for me it's a sausage supper from the chipper vendor

grim

the runts at my internship keep screeching that game of thrones is better than lord of the rings, completely unironically

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The tory vision of life in britain is one whereby the only joy people take in life is working and shopping. Through both of which the british serf is supposed to be convinced that he is slowly but surely advancing in his class position. By working more and more he's gaining a chance to own some capital and by shopping more and more he's getting more and more to show for his increasing wealth. The subservient serf truly believes that with his efforts, he, or at least his children will be fraternising with the gentry of the UK. "I mean look at Kate Middleton she has done it, its clearly possible" he says to himself.

but in truth, the gentry and the elite by and large despise him and laugh at his feeble attempts to ascend. he will never truly ascend, they will never truly allow him into their clubs, regardless of how much he accumulates. Instead they sell him this dream of class-aspiration to make him a good worker and a good consumer for their firms and their products.

In the olden days you could use this example: imagine a lowly serf rising to the position of a local genteel person. He'd be trying harder and harder to get an audience with a king scrupulously spending money, making connections, paying bribes and doing 'loyal actions' like rising regiments, only for the king to say to him: 'you rose a regiment? good man! you should join them'

ARGH! I just NEED a boyfriend!

but what was aragorn's tax policy?

you working for Rasheed & Mohammed enterprise or something?

pipe down mate Love Island is on

It's pretty nice

Convinced the HR manager was a nonce, now I just think he's a bender.

drumpf impeachment when?

been hiding out in the leftypol discord for weeks now
theyre seem to be talking in code, but from what ive gathered, theyre planning on turning /brit/ gay with subliminal messages, starting in 4 hours theyll begin the raid

the sister

the absolute madman

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rasheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Hm
*does a think*

whenever they find actual proof of collusion

Too late. I'm already gay.

Wanna bum? x

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probably a shia innit

couldn't post last night /brit/ was full of them spreading their gay propaganda

they are sick degenerates and need treatment for their mental illnesses

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Part and parcel

why did he tell comey to keep flynn on sweaty x

Maisie is an ugly dog

need black people out of business

Who here /25C+/

reckon a girl might be in love wih me lads
she's quite cute and I like her too so I might gf her when she gets back from holiday

Oh God yes please x

jeremy corbyn should be publicly hung drawn and quartered in grimsby town centre for his crimes against this country

they haven't even given a single reason why GOT is better except from saying it's a metaphor for global warming and is brilliant

Honestly think middle/upper class blacks are usually absolute top lads

Working class ones, like all povvos, are runtoids, but the semi-posh ones are all lovely people

She's not bad looking imo

Never met a posh black here desu, we just have the street gorillas running around

>"crawling with fascist rats"
He's right about that part.
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Ah yes, the BBC

tim
you need help

sitting pretty at a balmy 26
i love it, first day in over a week it hasn't rained

just part and parcel

need her to shove her stump up my arse

looks about 15 you dumb nonce

who introduced pakis to acid anyway? needs shooting

She isn't though

people only use acid now because guns and knives are hard to get hold of

shoot whoever introduced pakis to england first

forgot the only women /brit/ finds attractive are grannys and milfs because they're scared of being labeled pedophiles

breaking bad

doubt it given the nature of the crimes

business idea: use 'hey, main' as the defacto greeting

just ordered these. Thoughts?

good for danny

This is true of all people in general

pakis?

not a fan

It's sad but fascism is the only thing that could save us now.

>knives are hard to get hold of

alri Deano

honestly hate all the tabloids
torrid rags that thrive on ugliness and misery

just tear down most of newham and regenerate it

will fascism kill me?

Need you out of business sunshine

read something about pakis dipping their knives in acid before stabbing people so the wounds won't heal

Saint-Bonnet-le-Froid currently
otherwise paris 18

you want my business?

>Need you out of business
Tim is pretty cruel, no?

right well thats bollocks
stop reading fearmongering rags aimed at geriatrics

need you out of sunshine

you sound like a 15 year old 2bh

not a fan of the name zoe

agreed
they're intellectual and cultural poison
t. sun reader

don't care

ah yes it's bollocks because you say it is

the source was from a paki who is involved with gangs that use acid

is that lad in the back wearing a toronto maple leafs hat

Need sunshine out of business

Based Liberal explains why he now supports Trump
Based Liberal Comes Out
Why I support President Donald Trump

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WOOF

That fart smelled like poo.

All known nonces should be marked via an acid attack

have a mild fear of answering the phone
i'm able to mask my social anxiety in public through mental preparation but when someone rings me unexpectedly i can't

funny

Crazy Feminists DEMOLISHED By Logic (4.5 hours)

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bollocks
some guy wanted to get 250 quid off an overworked hack so made up some stupid fake story about acid knives cause its exactly the kind of story the Daily Mail would want to publish and wouldn't bother factchecking