Maisie edition
/brit/
think my cat's had a stroke
west sussex
anime
don't stroke your cat
maize is like corn
it's yellow (mongol)
chicken shop food is actually really dire
for me, it is the doner kebab with spicy sauce and red cabbage
The virgin fridge:
youtube.com
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"y'all seeing this shit?
thats a CHROME garbage ca!
i aint never seen that shit before, can you believe this shit?!"
>America
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
khan for PM
fuck drumpf and FUCK white people
fun fact: Hitler admired Rochdale Town Hall
en.wikipedia.org
Girl from work was warned by HR her shorts weren't appropriate for work today. Absolutely RAGING i wont see her legs again all summer now.
for me it's a sausage supper from the chipper vendor
grim
the runts at my internship keep screeching that game of thrones is better than lord of the rings, completely unironically
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The tory vision of life in britain is one whereby the only joy people take in life is working and shopping. Through both of which the british serf is supposed to be convinced that he is slowly but surely advancing in his class position. By working more and more he's gaining a chance to own some capital and by shopping more and more he's getting more and more to show for his increasing wealth. The subservient serf truly believes that with his efforts, he, or at least his children will be fraternising with the gentry of the UK. "I mean look at Kate Middleton she has done it, its clearly possible" he says to himself.
but in truth, the gentry and the elite by and large despise him and laugh at his feeble attempts to ascend. he will never truly ascend, they will never truly allow him into their clubs, regardless of how much he accumulates. Instead they sell him this dream of class-aspiration to make him a good worker and a good consumer for their firms and their products.
In the olden days you could use this example: imagine a lowly serf rising to the position of a local genteel person. He'd be trying harder and harder to get an audience with a king scrupulously spending money, making connections, paying bribes and doing 'loyal actions' like rising regiments, only for the king to say to him: 'you rose a regiment? good man! you should join them'
ARGH! I just NEED a boyfriend!
but what was aragorn's tax policy?
you working for Rasheed & Mohammed enterprise or something?
pipe down mate Love Island is on
It's pretty nice
Convinced the HR manager was a nonce, now I just think he's a bender.
drumpf impeachment when?
been hiding out in the leftypol discord for weeks now
theyre seem to be talking in code, but from what ive gathered, theyre planning on turning /brit/ gay with subliminal messages, starting in 4 hours theyll begin the raid
the sister
the absolute madman
youtube.com
rasheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Hm
*does a think*
whenever they find actual proof of collusion
Too late. I'm already gay.
Wanna bum? x
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probably a shia innit
couldn't post last night /brit/ was full of them spreading their gay propaganda
they are sick degenerates and need treatment for their mental illnesses
pic
Part and parcel
why did he tell comey to keep flynn on sweaty x
Maisie is an ugly dog
need black people out of business
Who here /25C+/
reckon a girl might be in love wih me lads
she's quite cute and I like her too so I might gf her when she gets back from holiday
Oh God yes please x
jeremy corbyn should be publicly hung drawn and quartered in grimsby town centre for his crimes against this country
they haven't even given a single reason why GOT is better except from saying it's a metaphor for global warming and is brilliant
Honestly think middle/upper class blacks are usually absolute top lads
Working class ones, like all povvos, are runtoids, but the semi-posh ones are all lovely people
She's not bad looking imo
Never met a posh black here desu, we just have the street gorillas running around
>"crawling with fascist rats"
He's right about that part.
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
Ah yes, the BBC
tim
you need help
sitting pretty at a balmy 26
i love it, first day in over a week it hasn't rained
just part and parcel
need her to shove her stump up my arse
looks about 15 you dumb nonce
who introduced pakis to acid anyway? needs shooting
She isn't though
people only use acid now because guns and knives are hard to get hold of
shoot whoever introduced pakis to england first
forgot the only women /brit/ finds attractive are grannys and milfs because they're scared of being labeled pedophiles
breaking bad
doubt it given the nature of the crimes
business idea: use 'hey, main' as the defacto greeting
just ordered these. Thoughts?
good for danny
This is true of all people in general
pakis?
not a fan
It's sad but fascism is the only thing that could save us now.
>knives are hard to get hold of
alri Deano
honestly hate all the tabloids
torrid rags that thrive on ugliness and misery
just tear down most of newham and regenerate it
will fascism kill me?
Need you out of business sunshine
read something about pakis dipping their knives in acid before stabbing people so the wounds won't heal
Saint-Bonnet-le-Froid currently
otherwise paris 18
you want my business?
>Need you out of business
Tim is pretty cruel, no?
right well thats bollocks
stop reading fearmongering rags aimed at geriatrics
need you out of sunshine
you sound like a 15 year old 2bh
not a fan of the name zoe
agreed
they're intellectual and cultural poison
t. sun reader
don't care
ah yes it's bollocks because you say it is
the source was from a paki who is involved with gangs that use acid
is that lad in the back wearing a toronto maple leafs hat
Need sunshine out of business
Based Liberal explains why he now supports Trump
Based Liberal Comes Out
Why I support President Donald Trump
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WOOF
That fart smelled like poo.
All known nonces should be marked via an acid attack
have a mild fear of answering the phone
i'm able to mask my social anxiety in public through mental preparation but when someone rings me unexpectedly i can't
funny
Crazy Feminists DEMOLISHED By Logic (4.5 hours)
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bollocks
some guy wanted to get 250 quid off an overworked hack so made up some stupid fake story about acid knives cause its exactly the kind of story the Daily Mail would want to publish and wouldn't bother factchecking