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lived in london all my life can confirm its shit
sophie
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just want to die
good posts
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You arrive on any road in continental Europe
'k 'f 'l
reckon classism is justifiable sometimes
want you to die as well
I live in the southwest, though. Also, it's certainly more fun than breathing heavily polluted air.
anime
honestly nowhere is good live in the UK.
London is a hell-hole.
Oxford, Cambridge, Bath, York get very boring very quickly
The other big cities are all grim (0121, Manny etc)
better off moving aborad methinks..
M E N T I O N E D
HUDDERSFIELD ON THE MAP
that lad never showed me his willy...
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London food: the most appetising dishes from across the world and just about every culture - could eat at a different place every night for 10 years and not get bored, world famous Michelin starred restaurants that people travel across the globe to visit
Northern food: chipped cement from the floor, chinky, indian, ginsters pie from the service station near their local Michelin garage
fuck off leftypol bender
>London food: the most appetising dishes from across the world and just about every culture - could eat at a different place every night for 10 years and not get bored, world famous Michelin starred restaurants that people travel across the globe to visit
>Northern food: chipped cement from the floor, chinky, indian, ginsters pie from the service station near their local Michelin garage
i live in Oxford for 45% of the year, London for 45% of the year, and North Wales for 10% of the year.
Reckon i have the best living arrangements ITT, cause theyre each heaven in their own special way
can someone fill me in on this new deano gimmick all the kids are on about
yeah well I want to fuck your cute little tight french hole and make you moan girlishly
was a shit post the first time you curled it out poppet
honestly nowhere is good live in the UK.
London is a hell-hole.
Oxford, Cambridge, Bath, York get very boring very quickly
The other big cities are all grim (0121, Manny etc)
better off moving aborad methinks..
>that laugh
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tarquin
plenty of you people in my area
wish they were dickheads so I could complain about the dirty rosbifs but they're nice people
can someone fill my arsehole in on this new gay gimmick the kids are on about
oxford is shit
not a billionaire
don't have acne
don't keep youtube data
don't play games
not even a communist
why did you post this
honestly nowhere is good live in the UK.
London is a hell-hole.
Oxford, Cambridge, Bath, York get very boring very quickly
The other big cities are all grim (0121, Manny etc)
better off moving aborad methinks..
NOT leftypol
>tfw prefer life in birmingham to london
bit of a paradox enit, because i have all the negatives and no positives (besides everything being proper cheap).
dunno something about birmingham though, its a shithole, but its my shithole feel awfully comfy being there
>can't disprove any of it
ooh, touched a nerve hun? :) x
got a hairy hole though
got a hairy everything 2bh
>london billionaire gay twat is a communist
what is it about wealth that breeds these political weirdos
he's also a nonce
yeah ok leftypol whatever you say
you can fuck off too
loads of great places to live in the UK
bristol
manchester
brighton
parts of london like the south west or tower hamlets
cambridge
solihull
etc
yeah alri
*fills your arsehole*
it's like that you see
comfy in the same way STALKER is comfy
sorry x
hate memes
love gimmicks
simple as
Bristol is so much better than London in every single respect.
can feel a kg compacted shite pushing against the ol' sphincter
t. guy who went to Durham and is still bitter about it
post arse
>you arrive in the showroom
Bristol
Are you the gay London long haired lad?
Would love to suck that cock by the way. x
champagne socialists
their life is so fucking good under free market capitalism they have nothing to moan about so they have to become socialists to have something to moan about
irony is under socialism they would all be penniless and really have something to moan about
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pics x
Why does the south despise us so much?
Only thing that hurts a bit tbqh
dumb political ideals come from living in a bubble
children of the wealthy live in a bubble
you see?
You might actually be right 2bh.
never seen any jobs in my field being advertised over there though.
just banta mate
gays are mentally ill
>lived in London and Birmingham
>enjoyed both
confirmed brown
back to leftypol bender
reported this so expect janny to be here any second
MODS
JANNY
HELP
benders reproduce through abuse
i'm proper hard me
and ting
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im not a communist, what are you on about
think I might show you lads my tits x
London has the BEST food. Always take the missus out for a cheeky treat when I get a bonus from work.
>Wagamama
>Byron Burger
>Five Guys
>Pret
And whenever I get myself a new pair of trainers from the massive footlocker on Oxford Street I go to one of the many gourmet chicken shops dotted around this fair city #crepcheck haha Smithster and all the lads back in Chelmsford love it!!
London's weirdly fun. you're sort of completely anonymous there, you can actually do a lot of stuff there which would be weird to do outside of london, like talk to strangers or act like a complete dickhead.
Edinburgh
think preston is the best place in england 2bh
lots of tech jobs in Bristol, used to live there and it was mad. imagine this is the case for a lot of other industries too
imagine if you had to travel for two hours every day to get to work and you lived in a permanently humid and polluted city and were underpaid despite being surrounded by people who were far richer than you could ever hope to be
Being a Londoner is one step away from being a third worlder, so they project onto northerners
because
Is it true Soho is full of prozzies?
think I've been having either a heart attack or stroke for the past month
>Being a Londoner is one step away from being a third worlder,
And that step is getting on the train to the north.
yeah its an engineering/computing town.
pret is one of the things i miss the most from london
germans have no idea how to make a sandwich
I see you said the south
Remove the city parts from what I said, the wealth discrepancy and high rent is what annoys southerners in general
regional banter mate
oxford street is shit I dont know why all these cunting tourists adore it
Feel the same about Croydon tbf
>imagine if you had to travel for two hours every day to get to work
but thats a northerner / nonlondoner problem
if you live in london thats not something that happens
>£120 tax rebate
Fucking yes lids
yeah had some 50 year old chinese lady asking me and my brother if we wanted massages when i was just walking about.
the sandwiches from Pret aren't anything special you povvo gutterpleb
northerners are subhuman
t. northerner
Cannot imagine being happy living in a big city like London or Los Angeles unless I was making at least 100k a year
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anything with Oxford in the name is shit, prove me wrong (you can't)
works well as a tourist containment zone
this
t. northerner
wakefield
5'4" and a size 18
Don't have a thing for bigger girls but I really want to fuck her
Oxford shirt
*clicks other but does NOT specify*
>ID card is £15
fuck offfff
i know so imagine the state of the sandwiches sold here