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lived in london all my life can confirm its shit

sophie

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just want to die

good posts

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You arrive on any road in continental Europe

'k 'f 'l

reckon classism is justifiable sometimes

want you to die as well

I live in the southwest, though. Also, it's certainly more fun than breathing heavily polluted air.

anime

honestly nowhere is good live in the UK.

London is a hell-hole.
Oxford, Cambridge, Bath, York get very boring very quickly
The other big cities are all grim (0121, Manny etc)

better off moving aborad methinks..

M E N T I O N E D

HUDDERSFIELD ON THE MAP

that lad never showed me his willy...

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London food: the most appetising dishes from across the world and just about every culture - could eat at a different place every night for 10 years and not get bored, world famous Michelin starred restaurants that people travel across the globe to visit

Northern food: chipped cement from the floor, chinky, indian, ginsters pie from the service station near their local Michelin garage

fuck off leftypol bender

>London food: the most appetising dishes from across the world and just about every culture - could eat at a different place every night for 10 years and not get bored, world famous Michelin starred restaurants that people travel across the globe to visit

>Northern food: chipped cement from the floor, chinky, indian, ginsters pie from the service station near their local Michelin garage

i live in Oxford for 45% of the year, London for 45% of the year, and North Wales for 10% of the year.

Reckon i have the best living arrangements ITT, cause theyre each heaven in their own special way

can someone fill me in on this new deano gimmick all the kids are on about

yeah well I want to fuck your cute little tight french hole and make you moan girlishly

was a shit post the first time you curled it out poppet

honestly nowhere is good live in the UK.

London is a hell-hole.
Oxford, Cambridge, Bath, York get very boring very quickly
The other big cities are all grim (0121, Manny etc)

better off moving aborad methinks..

>that laugh
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tarquin

plenty of you people in my area
wish they were dickheads so I could complain about the dirty rosbifs but they're nice people

can someone fill my arsehole in on this new gay gimmick the kids are on about

oxford is shit

not a billionaire
don't have acne
don't keep youtube data
don't play games
not even a communist

why did you post this

honestly nowhere is good live in the UK.

London is a hell-hole.
Oxford, Cambridge, Bath, York get very boring very quickly
The other big cities are all grim (0121, Manny etc)

better off moving aborad methinks..

NOT leftypol

>tfw prefer life in birmingham to london

bit of a paradox enit, because i have all the negatives and no positives (besides everything being proper cheap).

dunno something about birmingham though, its a shithole, but its my shithole feel awfully comfy being there

>can't disprove any of it

ooh, touched a nerve hun? :) x

got a hairy hole though
got a hairy everything 2bh

>london billionaire gay twat is a communist

what is it about wealth that breeds these political weirdos

he's also a nonce

yeah ok leftypol whatever you say

you can fuck off too

loads of great places to live in the UK

bristol
manchester
brighton
parts of london like the south west or tower hamlets
cambridge
solihull
etc

yeah alri
*fills your arsehole*
it's like that you see

comfy in the same way STALKER is comfy

sorry x

hate memes
love gimmicks
simple as

Bristol is so much better than London in every single respect.

can feel a kg compacted shite pushing against the ol' sphincter

t. guy who went to Durham and is still bitter about it

post arse

>you arrive in the showroom

Bristol

Are you the gay London long haired lad?
Would love to suck that cock by the way. x

champagne socialists

their life is so fucking good under free market capitalism they have nothing to moan about so they have to become socialists to have something to moan about

irony is under socialism they would all be penniless and really have something to moan about

REFEREE

pics x

Why does the south despise us so much?
Only thing that hurts a bit tbqh

dumb political ideals come from living in a bubble

children of the wealthy live in a bubble

you see?

You might actually be right 2bh.

never seen any jobs in my field being advertised over there though.

just banta mate

gays are mentally ill

>lived in London and Birmingham
>enjoyed both

confirmed brown

back to leftypol bender

reported this so expect janny to be here any second

MODS
JANNY
HELP

benders reproduce through abuse

i'm proper hard me
and ting

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im not a communist, what are you on about

think I might show you lads my tits x

London has the BEST food. Always take the missus out for a cheeky treat when I get a bonus from work.
>Wagamama
>Byron Burger
>Five Guys
>Pret

And whenever I get myself a new pair of trainers from the massive footlocker on Oxford Street I go to one of the many gourmet chicken shops dotted around this fair city #crepcheck haha Smithster and all the lads back in Chelmsford love it!!

London's weirdly fun. you're sort of completely anonymous there, you can actually do a lot of stuff there which would be weird to do outside of london, like talk to strangers or act like a complete dickhead.

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Edinburgh

think preston is the best place in england 2bh

lots of tech jobs in Bristol, used to live there and it was mad. imagine this is the case for a lot of other industries too

imagine if you had to travel for two hours every day to get to work and you lived in a permanently humid and polluted city and were underpaid despite being surrounded by people who were far richer than you could ever hope to be

Being a Londoner is one step away from being a third worlder, so they project onto northerners

because

Is it true Soho is full of prozzies?

think I've been having either a heart attack or stroke for the past month

>Being a Londoner is one step away from being a third worlder,

And that step is getting on the train to the north.

yeah its an engineering/computing town.

pret is one of the things i miss the most from london

germans have no idea how to make a sandwich

I see you said the south

Remove the city parts from what I said, the wealth discrepancy and high rent is what annoys southerners in general

regional banter mate

oxford street is shit I dont know why all these cunting tourists adore it

Feel the same about Croydon tbf

>imagine if you had to travel for two hours every day to get to work
but thats a northerner / nonlondoner problem
if you live in london thats not something that happens

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>£120 tax rebate

Fucking yes lids

yeah had some 50 year old chinese lady asking me and my brother if we wanted massages when i was just walking about.

the sandwiches from Pret aren't anything special you povvo gutterpleb

northerners are subhuman
t. northerner

Cannot imagine being happy living in a big city like London or Los Angeles unless I was making at least 100k a year

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anything with Oxford in the name is shit, prove me wrong (you can't)

works well as a tourist containment zone

this
t. northerner

wakefield

5'4" and a size 18

Don't have a thing for bigger girls but I really want to fuck her

Oxford shirt

*clicks other but does NOT specify*

>ID card is £15
fuck offfff

i know so imagine the state of the sandwiches sold here