American in Buenos Aires. what's a good night club I can go to? also, why is Argentinian food so bland?

American in Buenos Aires. what's a good night club I can go to? also, why is Argentinian food so bland?

>why is Argentinian food so bland?
You're supposed to drench that shit in chimichurri sauce you dumb wero
>what's a good night club I can go to?
anywhere in Palermo Soho

>chimichurri
what the dick is that??
>anywhere in palermo soho
how will being an American who speaks intermediate level Spanish affect my chances of getting some poon?

>>chimichurri
>what the dick is that??
You've been reported to Argentinian Immigration. You will be arrested shortly and deported on the next available flight

so mean to poor beetle-friend
safe eating, beetle-friend!

thanks faggot

>how will being an American who speaks intermediate level Spanish affect my chances of getting some poon?
Your pathetic tiny white circumcised burger cock will be laughed at by Porteñas

this, porteñas only want the best bolivian stock

Porteñas belong to BUC(Big Uruguayan Cock) this has been a known fact since colonial times.

El boliviano bailable
>Why is argentinian food so bland
We have health regulations here

Nope. All latin america bow down to the BBC (BIG BRAZILIAN COCK)

WRONG, all they seem to want is the BAC(big amerindian cock)

Brazilians love the BUC though

All you spics worship Big American Cock

why has my thread devolved into a BBC thread

So we worship the cock of every country in America, fair deal

fuck off whiteBOIS

>why is Argentinian food so bland?
Because they are white, and everyone knows whitey can't cook.

usaians got rekt once again

SACATE

I can't make sense out of this dish

I like what the Germans do US-Amerikanische
USAmericanos