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comfy air choons edition
youtube.com/watch?v=igZ_Ie9U1aQ

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anime

might conduct some research on 4-ho-mipt

babestation

feel really sick
I ate too much for my little twink tummy to handle

Feist

When I whip my driving licence out as ID when I go out in London the locals gather around, wide-eyed and in awe, like I've just pulled out the ark of the covenant or something.

>What is this... strange document? Why does it glitter and change as I turn it from side to side?

I explain that it means I have permission from the state to operate a motor vehicle.

Their eyes glaze over and it's clear they can't quite understand, so I motion for them to step outside and point towards one of the large red buses filled with Asian and African people.

>it's like one of those, except smaller and it's only used by me and a small number of passengers. And rather than follow a predetermined route I can drive it wherever I want whenever I want.

They marvel at how someone could be so wealthy as to own their own personal bus, and so intelligent as to be able to operate one. I'm about to explain that car ownership is actually rather normal outside the capital but there is suddenly an acid and shooting attack so we have to run back inside and take cover and I lose my train of thought.

how do you write a cover letter lads?

>dude stop feeling sorry for yourself, put down the videogames, hit the gym and just be yourself!

don't think I've ever used the circle line

Would you cuddle her?

bet if you start an STD appreciation thread on /soc/ with a pic of your diseased knob those weird pervy cunts will lap it up and also tell you what you have

very carefully

20mg diazepam down the hatch

kpop

>mfw britleftypol is the biggest thread on /leftypol/

>drivers license as ID
Don't only yanks do that shit?

absolute meme line

>when you are banned on the kc for cuckposting
youtube.com/watch?v=HtYfOrfKNAs

wish i were loved

>tfw more ripped than all of them
doesn't make up for my hideous face though tbf

Hmm

I love you

>Awestruck dinners see perfect burger cooked in real-time

only in goyville, goy

the gf

any tips
job's at an aerospace company

sun never sets

>full of trots

going to delete my pepe folder to do my part in stopping the cancer killing Sup Forums

Quick rundown on the leftypol gimmicks?

Can anyone link me to a stream of Is Love Racist?

How do we make him violently snap?

is that sim city 4?

Don't think that's a good idea 2bh

stand outside his house smoking while wearing sainsburys uniform

post pics please x

i'm going to the doctor either this friday or saturday. it looks like an abrasion and when i put alcohol on it it burns, and this is 2 days after i had sex with a girl who told me to take the condom off because she's "clean" and then told me after she's had an interesting sex life. i'm really thinking about killing myself. i've had sex with 4 girls total in my life and i know i got herpes and i'm going to have it for life.

>biology is racist
HMMM MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING ACTUALLY INNANE TO HUMAN BEINGS AND NOT JUST "MUH BABY BOOMERS" HMMMMMM

Dear Mr Noseberg,

Please please PLEASE give me a job, I'll work all the hours God sends, I'll do overtime, I'll serve you and your company as faithfully as a dog and I won't complain when you ask me to work weekends.

Yours,

Wageslave

channel4.com/programmes/is-love-racist-the-dating-game

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Can't you use the 4od website with a proxy?

You can't kill what's dead.

Never had a freddo 2bh

How do I be like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino lads

>actually wanting him to put us all out of business
madman

What else would you use?

Well then

How are you not fucked with all the strange chemical shit you put into your body

how do you fuck a fat bitch with a huge arse when you have a small penis

herpes is one of the softer stds and you'll be able to fully live with it as long as you have the treatment
you were warned to be careful mate particularly in yankland this kind of stuff is divine justice

>communist mate is angry that I live in council housing

not very socialist of him

Just kidding, Robopepe is unkillable.

Smoke 20 a day and start drinking hard liquor

pakis cannot be british

don't like the cut of your jib goyim

i want you to pretend like you're enjoying it. tell me how much of an honour it is to be my slave

Large arses are generally soft
t. Arse expert

let me fuck her for you

Night Scape pisses me the fuck off

the building climbs are cool but everything about him as a person just gets on my nerves. he has a face like an inbred arse, he has this gross accent, he unironically rides on hoverboards around the place, blows his money on flashy classless things, has the runtiest of runts for friends and talks like a fucking retard
WHAT a bellend

Where you going?
Can I take your place?

i am haha

i already do both of those things zipperhead

fake news

captcha: ovens chiesa

The ol' '国 and no you can't

>this is the average american female

but say she has like 4 inches of fat and I have a 4inch penis
how much of that penis is going inside her migne

thought the same but then I realised I'm just a jealous twat

wish I could have his intel, his climbing skills, his aesthetic and his popularity

yeah

L
O
L

How long have you done them for?

oh fug i forgot about this

kind of pointless watching it if i can't shitpost whilst watching it though

Bin that slag you limp wristed runt. Grow a fucking backbone, Christ

me on the right wishing you on the left would go away

Do you know where the minge is?

Phrases that should not be in a British persons vernacular
>Noseberg
>Goy
Both Americanisms FOY

She just binned me

...

what are the brit versions of those words then?

Just above the balls right?

i doubt anyone would ever use them in conversation outside Sup Forums; brit or american

theres something very demiurgic in the act of pulling a girl you fancy
its turning dream to reality

On and off a pack a day for the past 6 years and ive always drank every weekend, nothing special

What book are you currently reading?

Think it's pretty good that we have places like Sup Forums and stormfront so all the lunatics can vent without killing people

Why??
You're still going away together??

Sausage fest

>you can still love someone as a friend
>i understand
Stop being such a pushover, tell her "fine whatever" and then immediately ignore her for the rest of your life

butt if your stood behind this bigass and she bending over and youre trying to fuck her like a bigdog all that fat gonna get in the way

Got a few nice screenies of the ol 'inder

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Another 35 years and you're good to go

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American psycho

The feeling of anxiety the spotty lad must of got when that camera pointed his way - best to just crack on with a gummy smile??

poor bastard

We don't need them, there isn't a significant Jewish population here like in certain areas of the states

Holy fuck you're right. Never seen a nightclub so bad

Lie flat and bring your ballsack over your penis
Roughly where the ballsack ends and the Gooch starts is where the hole you stick your nob in is

Communism is the Linux of political systems:
>Appeals to the lowest, unsociable common denominator
>Waste to time and resources to make it function, lots of red tape pish
>Main selling point consists of free shite and handouts
>Even the most intricate incarnation of it (Gentoo) doesn't work when someone wastes their time to set it up """""properly"""""

slag eyebrows tbqh m9

me on the right

what do you do when you put it in
what do i do with my hands and legs