What happens here?

What happens here?

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Smelly milk beer

I don't know. Probably just Saamis herding raindeer.

Don't you have google you stupid pizza

the comfiest place on earth

More Norwegians than samer.

This.

And this.

looks comfy

There's Russians there so no

Anyone actually lives there?

10/10 would spend the rest of my useless days there

It's a nice region. You can go diving, fishing, hiking, camping or just drive around and enjoy the view and fresh air coming from Barent's Sea.

Also brilliant seafood.

And this, northernmost spot in Europe (but not really, you can go a few km further north)

Ask me anything about northern norway.

Are Kvens common?

I live there in the summers sometimes. Hammerfest is a lovely town. And when I'm not there I live in northern Sweden. Same population status.

Common? Sure, they're there. About 10-15k. But most of them aren't identified as "kvener" anymore. They're "Norwegian" now. Some still identifies as kvener tho.

What's the best sushi place in Finnmark?

The one Kvens make obviously.

Reminder Norway is a mere one nation away from North Korea

>hurrdurr Norway is le banana republic
>their wealth is solely due to oil hurrrrrr
>dey be snowniggas and would be living in huts if it wasn't for their oil shekels nigguh

As a Norwegian-American man, I feel obligated to prove this preposterous claim wrong by posting this human capital report, which essentially measures the capability of humans, in said country, to contribute to their economy.

So if the oil runs out, they wont be in trouble any time soon.

Looks like actual summer!

was your great great great great great grandad from norway? if he was your then american you fat fuck

Yeah, it's like 5 degrees there now. Pretty good.

You have a link or name for it?

I am a 100% Norwegian

This

youtube.com/watch?v=fftnExG-WFg

Why shoot down every american with an interest in their heritage? I think it's nice that they care. I care about mine too, but I found that I'm just a dull Norwegian all the way back as far as records go.

For two months of the year maybe

Finnish mages.

So Yandex be lying to me. Is it regular weather? The man on the photo wears a shirt.

>A pure 100% Norweign American
Even I'm having a hard time believing that, sorry.

Reported to Swedish police for racist material

Source for this racist material?

8, 5, who knows. But it was 5 the other day.

Some Samis still living the traditional lifestyle herding reindeer (and drinking), but mostly Norwegians. Lots of flat nature, isolated military bases. Thinly populated. Some tourist areas such as North Cape (which is a complete tourist trap, it's not the northernmost point of Europe by any definiton).

Which familiar are you sending?

Frida was born there.

>tfw no saami gf

Are they still this swarthy?

I thought they've mixed with rest of the fennoscandians

Pekka. The one with skis coming back from the war.

>that's an archetypal Norwegian joke about Finns btw.

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Leave our women alone.
Mon in jáhke dan uté mana eret dáppe!

Dude, samer are basically steppe nomads.

Where's the joke? The only finnish joke I know is too long to recount.

We never get this meme over here cuz we are told Finland is "a top performer in numerous metrics of national performance, including education, economic competitiveness, civil liberties, quality of life, and human development"

There are only two countries in this whole hemisphere that really have their shit together

>nomads.
50-100 years ago maybe.. Most of us live stationary lives. Only the U´téahá, herders follow the nomadic life these days.

what the hell

It's all smoke and mirrors, they were getting food aid from the EU not that long ago.

Steppe nomads capable of taming reindeer, which should technically be impossible.

I think it's this. It's a webcomic style thing.
sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=1

Post-apocalyptic scandinavia

Why are swedes on Sup Forums so rude?

They're just sad because their country is going down the drain and there's nothing they can do about it

I just realised that Sweden and Finland look like genitals

>Where's the joke?
It's a Norwegian joke about Finns
>Pekka came back from the war
>first he fucked his wife
>then he went to sauna
>then he fucked his wife again
>then he had some dinner
>then he fucked his wife again
>then he got drunk
>then he fucked his wife again
>then he passed out on the bed as a happy man
>then his wife took his skis off

...

>should technically be impossible.
We have a saying
Son lea boazobargi, coggal muora dollii
"I'm a reindeer herder, please keep me warm/put wood in the fire"
It's not an easy life. Which is why I work with tourists.

>just realised

thnx

ooga booga

I used to think Elves are quick to recognize lewdness.

Mon in liiko dutnje..

After being mangled from banging an android chick, maybe

...

Mån vasjodav duv..

the more you know...

is this true?

Yes.

There were apparently some black vikings as well. Memes aside, I'd like to know more about them.

Lel, what the hell.

Says who? Just curious if you got this from Sup Forums or Sup Forums.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Nah, hämäläiset are pretty much the rednecks of Finland, lovable but weird.

They are called Uékuhtré by my tribe.
I don't think they exist any more. At least no one in my closest generation has seen any of them.
They came with us Sapmí on the long travel before the ice.

Are you retarded?
I mean, even if somehow google did not exist, you're on Sup Forums, and asking questions about this sort of subject is guaranteed to be answered by shitposts only.

I've heard there was a black viking (chief?) on Iceland during the Viking age. Not from Sup Forums at all, saw a book about the subject. Don't know anymore about it than that, don't even know if it's true.

Of course cracka, learn some real history.

Some things never change, huh?

I don't think there were any black Karoliner, but there were women who sneaked into the ranks.

It's not so far fetched that there was a black dude or two in scandinavia during that period, but where would he come from, I wonder. It is regarded as incredible that Vikings went all the way down to north africa and raided there, so how would a sub saharan go up here?
Now, it could be that there were black people in north africa and they took some chick back and then made her concubine? Result black child? Who knows.

I think that statue in Original Black people of North America is a literal monkey

Rightful Finnish clay

Did you notice that no one talked about this before you arrived?

Also "black" might be widely defined if they had never seen any other race than northern european. Might even have been arab or southern european/mediterranean. Vikings went down there all the time, and some were probably brought back for fuck knows what reason. It's not that unbelieveable tbqh

Yeah.
But that's something quite else than the black native people in Finland tho. If that's true.

The wuz modern natives too.

Horrible oppression of Finnic peoples an Germanicist racism

fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suomalainen_vaara

Arabs sailed up the Volga and settled? Could even be Caucasus people, e.g. Armenians can be quite dark skinned. No idea. In any case, ancient migration patterns are fascinating.

there are alot of american norwegians desu.

>ancient migration patterns are fascinating.
Agreed.

WE WUZ EVERYTHANG N SHIEEEET

It all belongs to fatherland.

Can I come visit?

Swedes are rude everywhere.

>What happens here?
Fucking NOTHING.

I wouldn't call them rude, just arrogant and holier-than-thou

You're all arrogant

Except Icelanders and maybe Danes

>and maybe Danes
Danes are the jews of the North.

Nah, only Poles, Swedes and French are more arrogant than we are

All Finns are very self-deprecating.

>Danes
>Not arrogant
>Swedes
>Arrogant

Sometimes I forget that you people live on the other side of the planet