Zsa Zsa Gabor

Good night sweet princess.

Kirk wins.

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Fucking finally

literally who?

RIP. More of a Socialite than an actress really though.

Reminder that Kemal Ataturk fucked her when she was 14. She was so old she was actually born in the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

I'm more upset that she didn't get to 100 than anything

who cares

Damn, every year the media reporting on her health.
She finally died at 2016

this

holy shit, did that take a long time

Timely reminder.

I thought Ataturk was a fag?

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>be called zsa zsa
>die at 99
patrick_bateman_pointing.jpg

>"Outside of her acting career, Gabor was best known for having nine husbands,"

Her final husband cut her daughter off from her and kept her on life support for years for god knows what reason.

There were a lot of stories about everything from elder abuse to mismanagement of her wealth re: her husband.

She's more known for her husbands than her piss poor acting career.

>74 years old

still would

there was a thread about her just a few weeks ago to remind us she was alive
that bastard jinxed it

that gal fucks

Would you?

>mfw he finally gets all of her money

Or what's left of it

Sure. Amputated leg as well if I'm not mistaken, and that just adds to it.

She looks like that fat vamp from Blade

Queen!

you have a source on this?

she was still serving face, even then
RIP angel

>Jack Ryan
>(m. 1975; d. 1976)

Holy fuck, she married him before he hunted the Red October?

Reminder she's alive

>born in the fucking Austro-Hungarian Empire
jesus

Well, Melanie was a good girl.

oh shit she didnt make it, kirk you win

Would you consider the Kardashians the new Gabors?

She had more personality then that Arnold on Green Acres

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Who's next?

EXCELSIOR!

I hope Bob Barker is the next low hanging fruit to go

JUST

aging is so cruel

Goodnight.

MELANIE IS A PALE-FACED, MEALY-MOUTHED NINNY

any nude pioctures of zsa zsa's poo or pusy holes?

>Finally! Thank fucking God!

BOOOO! WHEEEEREEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS MYYYYYYY STIIIIIIIIIIICKYYYYYY, MOOOOOOD?

If there were any good ones, her husband would have sold them to the tabloids by now.

Think of all of history's greatest nudes, doomed to never be seen again, like tears in the rain.

post her lewdest picture then pls

Google that shit for yourself lazy faggot.

Based

How much alimony did she rack up? Also checked.

She was basically the Paris Hilton of her day, no?

Another one

>Lemmy
>Angus Scrimm
>David Bowie

>Alan Rickman
>Abe Vigoda
>Glenn Frey

>Paul Kantner
>Signe Anderson
>Maurice White

>Antonin Scalia
>Harper Lee
>George Kennedy

>Nancy Reagan
>Larry Drake
>Rob Ford

>Garry Shandling
>Patty Duke
>Amber Rayne

>Merle Haggard
>Balls Mahoney
>Doris Roberts

>Chyna
>Prince
>Muhammad Ali

>Kimbo Slice
>Christina Grimmie
>Anton Yelchin

>Michael Cimino
>Garry Marshall
>Steven Hill

>Mr. Fuji
>Gene Wilder
>Jon Polito

>Alexis Arquette
>Curtis Hanson
>Bill Nunn

>Arnold Palmer
>Michael Massee
>Pete Burns

>Leonard Cohen
>Janet Reno
>Robert Vaughn

>Florence Henderson
>Fidel Castro
>Greg Lake

>Alan Thicke
>Craig Sager
>Henry Heimlich

>Zsa Zsa Gabor

>born in the fucking Austro-Hungarian Empire

>99 years old

Well done Gabor, Well done...HOWEVER

>less than two months from turning 100
>February 8th.

Guess it's your turn Julie Foray.

Has any other actor lived longer than him?

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>the 8th marriage lasted one day
must've been one hell of a honeymoon

George Burns (lived somewhat past 100) and Norman Lloyd (102 as of now and appeared in a movie last year).

do it for me you human garbage

FUCKING AROUND THE SEVEN SEAS
ONE DICK FROM EACH PORT
DO HO HO HO HO

>Felipe de Alba (April 13 - April 14)

What's the story there?

KYS kiddo.

A lot, couple of her husbands were billionaires in era when being millionaire actually meant something.

One of her best know quotes....

>"I am a marvelous housekeeper: Every time I leave a man I keep his house."

While some guys she married were rich as fuck, all of them weren't so she probably also paid alimony to at least couple of 'em.

Jon Voight?

She was a Hungarian woman.

OOOOooooOOOooooOOOOOOoo
I'm the ghost of Alan Thicke, forced to haunt Sup Forums every day until I get a sticky
OOOOooooOOOooooOOOOOOoo

Drunk. Marriage annulled on next morning.

Zsa Zsa Gabor?

youtu.be/y0IivEjf7M8?t=3m37s

>Not even making it to 100

kys

easy access

1.4 mil views for 5 mins of two niggers rambling about bitches

I've always thought the best strategy is to cuck a rich woman, they won't squander it all if they have kids.

who

Julie Foray has until September.
Gabor had until February 8th.

TV station here breaks the news

>known for such classics as Touch of Evil ...

wtf I just watched this and her old pics don't look like the lead, look her up, she was neither love interest, just some burlesque bar owner they interviewed once.

Did Orson Welles hit it and quit it? or was she on tap?

Fuck she was a smoker and a hard drinker. She beat my grand-father by 18 years.

Why did people dress so fashionably back in the day?

Dear God, please don't take any more C list celebs this year!

like farts in the wind.

Eva was the hotter sister

And they want to take the infidelity clause away from marriage.

Stop nailing bucks in front of the cuck, honey. There's only so many times your words can't match your actions before someone suspects you're a whore.

>>Chyna

That one made me laugh because I forgot about it. She's the tripple whammy:

>body builder
>porn star
>wrestler

Her life expectancy was like 45 tops.

>Angus Scrimm
>Abe Vigoda
>Paul Kantner
>Signe Anderson
>Maurice White
>Antonin Scalia
>Harper Lee
>George Kennedy
>Nancy Reagan
>Larry Drake
>Rob Ford
>Garry Shandling
>Patty Duke
>Amber Rayne
>Merle Haggard
>Balls Mahoney
>Doris Roberts
>Chyna
>Kimbo Slice
>Christina Grimmie
>Michael Cimino
>Garry Marshall
>Steven Hill
>Mr. Fuji
>Jon Polito
>Alexis Arquette
>Curtis Hanson
>Bill Nunn
>Arnold Palmer
>Pete Burns
>Janet Reno
>Robert Vaughn
>Florence Henderson
>Greg Lake
>Alan Thicke
>Craig Sager
>Henry Heimlich

Literally fucking who? Also, Lemmy was last year.

What the fuck that's the most attractive 90+ person I've ever seen.

I remember reading an article about her being near-death like five years ago

>forgetting John Glenn and Van Williams

>alive during ww1
Wow...hopefully someone wrote down her expereinces of it.

S oshe's not having a baby then in the end?

Literally who. Was she in Dynasty?

>the same people on leddit who shit on the Kardashians are Zsa Zsa despite her family being the exact fucking thing during the Golden Age

lmaoing at their lives

But yea, who cares she was pretty lame.

You being a fucking retard doesn't make them literally whos

the og kardashian / hilton / lohan rolled into one. amazing that she held on for as long as she did. rip to the goat media whore

I think we actually owe Paris an apology to compare her to actual money grubbing trollops with substance abuse problems.

Show that list to ten random people on the street and no one will know who they are. You probably don't even know half of them yourself.

Get famous and you too can get throngs of people to watch you say dumb shit.

Wrong sister. That was Eva.

wow! beautiful. even in a rather a ridiculous banana shirt.

>Paris Hilton
Zsa-Zsa was once married to her great-grandfather Conrad Hilton.

You mean June Foray, the cartoon voice actress? Wow, still alive!

Bob Hope also comes to mind.