Let's get those title drops rolling

let's get those title drops rolling

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>You may think you're the outlaw here, but you're no Rogue.
>One day you'll see it differently.

My friend and me looked at each other and groaned.

lol i hate you, they literally say "rogue one" numerous times in that movie

>She's different.
>In what way?
>She is... The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

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>You're a tricky man Indiana Jones. And the Temple of Doom, forget it, it will only bring you tragedy.

And Spielberg's supposed to be one of the greats come on

>Slytherin in first place with 100 points!
>However, Harry Potter, and the Order Of The Phoenix...
Ughhhh

>That's good bird, man.

Fuck Inarritu

>"I need you to capture some Fantastic Beasts."
>"And where to find them, exactly?"

Jk Rowling lost her touch

>Where did you find this recipe, it's Fantastic!
>Fo(u)r you

Poured my drink on the ground and left the cinema.

>That's what I want to do, enough of this place, enough of these people! *smiles crazily* I want to go on a Star Trek!
>Deep Space 9 is our home though Dad, you can't just up and leave on some crazy mission.
>But I can do whatever I like! And you aren't even REAL! You're a FAKE
>Jake Sisko to Julian, doc you need to get up here now, he's having those delusions again...

I'll admit I laughed, but the whole electroshock therapy arc was a bit too much for my tastes

>Now we truly are having Star Wars.

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>Dad I'm so sick of your national lampoons. Christmas vacation is supposed to be fun.

Tars, let's bring up shitposting to 70 percent

>Aye, tis true. I've no family here in this country.
>It's only now that I, Kevin McCalister, realize that others are Home Alone, too.
>[narrator] Lost in New York, the two newfound friends share a benign glance and a gentle nod, and all felt right with the world.

Threw my ziplocked bag of spaghetti right into the screen.

>why doesn't this juice have pulp, fiction films have it so why can't you
I thought Tarantino was a great writer

>how many cups of sugar would you like in your tea godfather, two

Fucking seriously

>BATMAN v SUPERMAN

Yeah no shit.

>I could really use an apocalypse now to perk me up this morning

I knew Brando had some bad line deliveries in this movie, but this one takes the cake

>So what are we? Some kind of Rogue One?

You fucker I have to clean that shit up

>So which semi-aquatic mammal do you like out of the ten lined up here?
>Probably the seventh seal from the right to be honest

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Tars thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Interstellar guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Tarsfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

Fuck this meme, it's all I could think of when that line came up in Rogue One.

It would have been perfectly fine, but you guys went and ruined it for me.

>hey whats up blade?
>couple of guys look up
>wait your guys' name is blade too?
>well i guess tonight we're all blade. Three shots all around.

>At long last we have finally become, The Departed.

Anyone got the Lord of the Rings Imax one? That's my favorite.

That Rouge won a star wars storybook!

almost missed it the first time

>it was... magnificent

I'm not even shitposting, this was the actual final line

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>My god, some sort of dinosaur from the Jurassic! Park the car, I need a better look at this.
Jesus Christ Speilberg

>Before this fight, I must know, my love: have you ever seen Walt Disney's© Cinderella??
>Man, what an animated feature for the young... and young at heart.

Hucked my can of milk into the second row.

>He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, the Batman.
You got to be kidding me.

>Princess what did they give us?

>Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope™ now available on DVD and Blu Ray

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I preferred this over

>Welcome, to Wacky Willy's Wet and Wild Dino Themed Disco Emporium and Eatery!

>You know what Ponyboy, sometimes we just don't get along with the rest of society. We're The Outsiders.

God damn I never wanted to shut off my CRT TV more than when this happened.

RIP Pswayze

>Oh no, she broke her neck, here goes my Million Dollar Baby

Clint, for fuck sake

>WE'RE OLDBOYS

BRAVO

Bretty good movie, but I got kinda overhyped regarding the plot twist

Anyone going to do Avatar? don't even need to edit that one kek

>If we don't stop them, it will truly be a Planet of the Apes

>Welcome to westworld
jesus christ nolan