What if you just spent it all so there was none left ?

what if you just spent it all so there was none left ?

but you secretly buried it all for later

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

women on first world countries live on easy mode

I've tried doing that to avoid paying rent. Didn't work out as planned.

One star rises, another falls

>65000
>a month
fucking why, that's more than most people make a year

America, not even once.

>780,000 a year
His career isn't that good. He'll be at Brendan levels before long

>getting married
jesus christ

Prenup.

does fucking nothing

Ok. Murder then. It's easier to clean up a murder. And way, way cheaper.

another one bites the just.

>brendan
>brad pitt
>johnny depp
>george clooney
>antonio banderas

No matter how rich and handsome you are a woman will still destroy you. Women were a mistake.

He could pay a tenth of that once to have her killed and it would be money well spent.

I often wonder why Brendan hasn't done this and made it look like an accident

He forced her to have an anal pregnancy, I understand the settlement.

Canada too. Look up Dave Foley's divorce

why the fuck is this allowed
why do american men still keep getting married

She's been married like 4 times

Why would you marry a woman who has already fucked over 3 other dudes and expect to be fine
that's retarded

It's not often you see semicolons used correctly by the Los Angeles Times; I like it.

EL JUTHTO

Robin Williams and Mel Gibson too

Did anyone see that Mexican movie where Antonio Banderas makes a dude into a girl?

more like EL JUZTO

SPOILERS
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There is nothing all Earth with more privilege than a white woman
(((they))) won't tell you this

Do you want another OJ trial to happen? Cause this is how you get OJ trials.

Ay, Antonito! La has cagado, amigo.

Why are all women pure evil?

Out of curiosity is that more or less than what Brendan Frasier pays?

it's their divine right to play with men as they please, they own this world

>65K a month

the world is nuts

Slightly less

Gross. gonna have to make a choice soon.

>make movies a s a cross dresser to pay the bills
>auto-erotic asphyxiation
I would go with Mork and that kung fu homeless guy

It's probably proportionate to your own bitterness, user. Not that Melanie Griffith isn't a ruinous old harpy who bafflingly retains some traces of the power of a succubus.

SOLAMENTE

NAH NOT ME BRO ME AND MY GIRL ARE LOVERS

My mate married a very intelligent girl from a broken home... It won't end well and she flirts with me infront of him

It's completely different, not least in that Banderas actually seems to have a legitimate grievance.

So hol up, doesn't she have her own money? Why does El Justo need to give her any money?

JODE

Someone please explain why American divorce settlements can get this ridicilous.

How could anyone ever need 65k a month to support themselves and/or kids?

JUST

you need to JUST that idiot, show him who's boss

UNO JUSTO JAJAJAJAJAJA

He'd never listen

I'll just be there to offer him advice when it happens, he's a smart guy and will learn from it

She'll probably fuck me when they break up so that's cool

I believe it's called "prison"

Why on Earth is she entitled to any of his money? I do not understand divorce.

>How could anyone ever need 65k a month to support themselves and/or kids?

In this case I'd say it's because she's literally melting and wants to send the brats to socially prominent schools. More seriously, Burt Reynolds was hit proportionately harder some 20 years ago when he didn't have a fucking bean.

>he's a smart guy
obviously hes not a smart guy

>She'll probably fuck me when they break up so that's cool
he will then blame you for everything that went wrong

American's are permanently cucked. They're in the global top 5 for cuckold searches in porn.

How come we never see this combination on TV?

their kids would only look slightly tanned so what's the point, you need more of a contrast

>Mexican

What do you mean? Not progressive enough?

best post ITT

He's smart but bad with personal relationships cause hes a selfish asshole (to everyone but his wife)

She might not tell him we bang

THE ALIMONY STRIKES AGAIN

MY SWEETEST FRIEND

Whatever dude, my current gf has had sex with 3 guys before me, who gives a shit? I've had sex with 5 other women before her, 2 of them were serious relationships longer than two years. Nobody cares about this irl, you shut-in.

probably worth it to be free of her. she's a fucking mess

She would get it investigated and media would eat Antonio alive.

>His career isn't that good. He'll be at Brendan levels before long

Nope. Melanie isn't fucking up his life by denying access to his daughter and shieet. That probably has even bigger effect on how Brendan became JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND END IT ALL. Also you have to take into account what they do outside of movie industry, Banderas has over the decades made tons of money on stuff like commercials.

>does fucking nothing

It may get thrown into trash if it has unreasonable terms. If it has reasonable terms that doesn't happen.

>Ok. Murder then. It's easier to clean up a murder. And way, way cheaper.

Given his ex-wife's drug habit, making it look like an OD would be easy.

Alimony is higher, but there is no child support as their daughter is already adult.

>How could anyone ever need 65k a month to support themselves and/or kids?

Maintaining similar lifestyle.

>tfw no hot wife to alimony

S Ó L O

F O L L A

could Megan be the first female inductee to the JUSTice League?

I was obviously talking about divorce you autistic cunt

>being a man
>getting married

Well I guess that's one way to show everybody that you're a retard.

>"hey I love you and I want to enter into a union with you that says that should you ever get tired of me you can separate yourself from me and take half my stuff and earnings for the forseeable future."

>inb4 contracts
It's not a rarity that judges have thrown out contracts and just gave the woman whatever she wanted like the contract doesn't even exist.

If you are a man, never ever get married. Never. You will meet a woman you will love so much and you will just know that she would never do something like that. Hurt you by gutting you like a fish financially. Well guess what, every divorced man ever "knew" that about this woman he loved and in the end they all pounced for the money or house or car or whatever.

Nah, Halle Berry has to pay child support too.

Halle Berry, Britney Spears, J-Lo.... There has been plenty of female celebrities that have been JUSTed.

none of this happened to the old movie stars, did it? i remember guys marrying like 5 times like no big deal.

She'd definitely tell him.

> Arguing over divorce
> OH YEAH WELL I FUCKED YOUR FRIEND!

Women are psychos. I wish i was gay.

They are still married though, Megan got pregnant again and i guess they want to stick together for their kids.

Because they were married

>J-Lo
>JUSTed
how so?

reminder, in some countries she can JUST you without even getting married by living a few years with her in the same household

should have married Salma Hayek when he got the chance

>unreasonable terms.
Whats exatly unreasonable

Why does he have to give his ex-wife money? Is this an American thing?

900k a year it said on the brendan thread.

She married some backup dancer and agreed to pay alimony on the condition he never gI've details about their marriage. I think he still gets alimony to this day.

side note her guy after Marc Anthony cheated on her with a tranny... bretty JUST imo

>WHAT YOU ARENT MARRIED? UR SUCH A CREEP
>WHAT YOURE MARRIED? LOL LOSER

we need to restart society, this shit just isnt working anymore.

She also supposedly has a sextape with that guy. I hope to god that gets leaked in my lifetime

Then people will call you 50Cent.

>Nobody cares about this irl

maybe in your degenerate shit hole, your divorce rate is almost 4 times the amount here

How is this just?

Don't know about that, buddy ole pal. I know plenty of married people, and literally zero divorcees. But yeah, keep on assuming assumptions out of your arse.

>this user is self aware