Twin Peaks 2017

What did David Lynch mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=d714bEXFny4

can't wait for all the new waifus

That never in a trillion years will you experience a film on your fuckin' telephone.

Hnnnnnghhh

Gordon coming back to steal yo bitch

Best grill from old Twin peaks?
Norma

Shelly

Fucking damn it, when will they make a proper trailer?

i seriously hope that's outtake/b-roll footage, it looks cheap as hell

It's probably not even footage from the actual series. They probably specifically filmed this as a trailer.

This, like all the previous trailers.

Is the theme a bit off for anyone else?

it's a slower version of the original theme

HYPE AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I really hope it establishes a comfy tone for the first few episodes than goes full FWWM on us

>3dpd
>waifu

This is one of my favorite sounds ever produced

I love this photo.

Has Lynch Kino gone too far?

>ywn be chained to a radiator in a dilapidated warehouse while they take turns beating you senseless with a rusty firehose

Them manjaws though

I'm far into season 2 and I want to finish this show because I loved it and heard the last episode is great but it is so fucking awful right now, how do I survive?

When will fashion come back around to acid washed jeans?

>that hair at 70

pretty based

Three years ago

shelly norma top 2, easily

>David Lynch still has god tier hair at 70

>I was bald by the time I was 20

This is so fucking gay

this nigga knows whats up

>nigga

>Oo look at me I'm so hip and cool because I use the hip slang

Fuck out back to redd it you fucking numale

Yeah that's totally his real hair....

damn, someone's got a case of the mondays

YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT

Lynch has always had solid hair, and it's been consistent throughout his career

I don't see why it wouldn't be

some old guys just keep their hair real well, see George Lucas

>oh no someone called me out for being a faggot

>haha I know! I'll just call him a grump

keep crying bitch nigga

this nigga ain't hip y'all lmaotbqh f a m

At least say nigger like a real man you fucking pussy

WHAT'S THAT SONNY?

people on Sup Forums use nigga flippantly all the time

how fucking new are you you faggot

KEEP CRYING BITCH NIGGER

but 1st: y u so mad tho

MASSIVE, MASSIVE QUANTITIES

MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE

Boring ass show.

shut up, silly tripfaggot

HOLY SMOKES WHO IS THAT?

Are you mentally retarded?

If you don't think Audrey is best grill you're dumb

BUMBLEBEES

Shelly is still my waifu

So much conflict in this thread. We should all just hug it out.

Fuck off, S2 is kino

it most certainly is not

Shelley Johnson

WHAT?

...

Why live

Only the James/Donna story was bad, and it wasn't THAT bad.

It was comfy AF and the ending was kino.

SHELLEY JOHNSON

>beta version

shit should have never left alpha desu

if you're already watching it, you shouldn't need a fuckin SURBIBAL guide, just watch it jesus, none of the episodes are that bad, that image gives the impression that you really just shouldn't bother with the show in the first place

SHE KIND OF REMINDS OF THAT STATUE

THE BABE WITHOUT THE ARMS

venus de milo?

Updated verison

this is good

>some old guys just keep their hair real well, see George Lucas
he lost his jawline though

>vindiesel.jpg

THE NAME WAS MILO BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT

>manjaws
Stay gay, faggot. Enjoy your weak chinned women.
Good job making up a flaw and lying to yourself. It's just some bullshit to make it seem like you have superior taste. Implying you're not some sickles loser queer... You'd be so lucky to have any of these women look at you.

lara flynn boyle is ugly as fuck though, then and now

the rest are waifu-tier but she was awful even in her prime, what the fuck was kyle thinking

>I like manly looking women

Hey, whatever floats your boat m80.

Dickless*
Damn autocorrect.

>phone poster
>mad as fuck

well that clears things up
audrey and shelly are not manly looking you massive faggot

boyle is free game, but those two are top smashable

Dude no one said that.
It sounds like you're projecting and you're indemial about being a homosexual.
Just suck a dick and get it over with. You know you'll love it.

10/10

There's nothing wrong with phone posting.

There will be donuts. And some fucking dark coffee! Can't wait.

>tfw a long time ago you realized that lynch is a fucking hack

>Showtime

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA hahahahahahahahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHh

the fact that Dexter is the best show on that network (not saying much) draws me concern for this show. I wish the best of luck for Lynch

Showtime doesn't know their luck to get a show like Twin Peaks. That's how i see it.

kys yourself

KINO INCOMING

why even bother with reviving Twin Peaks when we got Stranger Things to replace it.

Fuck right off

kind of on point despite intending to troll
it will be as bad as stranger things

EXCUSE ME COOP, WHILE I TRY MY HAND AT A LITTLE "COUNTER ESPERANTO"

But that's exactly what the guide says in the first place, you fucking illiterate faggot.

>What did David Lynch mean by this?
That he's a career charlatan?

why make a fucking chart then you autist?

Why don't you just read it, you cunt? It tells you why the sharp decline in quality happened, and it tells you it's worth it for the ending so new viewers wouldn't give up during the horrible cringefest that is a good portion of S2.

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>manly looking women

Think about the great amount of tittykino and rapekino you ll see on Fire walk with me. That will get through s2.

>tfw you will never try Carl Rodd's 'Good Mornin' America'

Why live?

She has an ass-hole like a seven year old

and I'm into it

Sweet fucking jesus...

remember that time David Lynch made out with a 17 year old shelly and nobody in the town cared?

well of course not, thats norma

HELLO!

I WAS WONDERING IF I MIGHT TROUBLE YOU FOR A CUP OF STRONG BLACK COFFEE AND IN THE PROCESS ENGAGE YOU WITH AN ANECDOTE OF NO SMALL AMUSEMENT!

>lfw

wtf shelly was jax's girl fuck I didnt even notice

>you will never write yourself into your own hit television show as a character who has a brief relationship with the prettiest girl in town