What did David Lynch mean by this?
Twin Peaks 2017
can't wait for all the new waifus
That never in a trillion years will you experience a film on your fuckin' telephone.
Hnnnnnghhh
Gordon coming back to steal yo bitch
Best grill from old Twin peaks?
Norma
Shelly
Fucking damn it, when will they make a proper trailer?
i seriously hope that's outtake/b-roll footage, it looks cheap as hell
It's probably not even footage from the actual series. They probably specifically filmed this as a trailer.
This, like all the previous trailers.
Is the theme a bit off for anyone else?
it's a slower version of the original theme
HYPE AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
I really hope it establishes a comfy tone for the first few episodes than goes full FWWM on us
>3dpd
>waifu
This is one of my favorite sounds ever produced
I love this photo.
Has Lynch Kino gone too far?
>ywn be chained to a radiator in a dilapidated warehouse while they take turns beating you senseless with a rusty firehose
Them manjaws though
I'm far into season 2 and I want to finish this show because I loved it and heard the last episode is great but it is so fucking awful right now, how do I survive?
When will fashion come back around to acid washed jeans?
>that hair at 70
pretty based
Three years ago
shelly norma top 2, easily
>David Lynch still has god tier hair at 70
>I was bald by the time I was 20
This is so fucking gay
this nigga knows whats up
>nigga
>Oo look at me I'm so hip and cool because I use the hip slang
Fuck out back to redd it you fucking numale
Yeah that's totally his real hair....
damn, someone's got a case of the mondays
YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT
Lynch has always had solid hair, and it's been consistent throughout his career
I don't see why it wouldn't be
some old guys just keep their hair real well, see George Lucas
>oh no someone called me out for being a faggot
>haha I know! I'll just call him a grump
keep crying bitch nigga
this nigga ain't hip y'all lmaotbqh f a m
At least say nigger like a real man you fucking pussy
WHAT'S THAT SONNY?
people on Sup Forums use nigga flippantly all the time
how fucking new are you you faggot
KEEP CRYING BITCH NIGGER
but 1st: y u so mad tho
MASSIVE, MASSIVE QUANTITIES
MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE
Boring ass show.
shut up, silly tripfaggot
HOLY SMOKES WHO IS THAT?
Are you mentally retarded?
If you don't think Audrey is best grill you're dumb
BUMBLEBEES
Shelly is still my waifu
So much conflict in this thread. We should all just hug it out.
Fuck off, S2 is kino
it most certainly is not
Shelley Johnson
WHAT?
...
Why live
Only the James/Donna story was bad, and it wasn't THAT bad.
It was comfy AF and the ending was kino.
SHELLEY JOHNSON
>beta version
shit should have never left alpha desu
if you're already watching it, you shouldn't need a fuckin SURBIBAL guide, just watch it jesus, none of the episodes are that bad, that image gives the impression that you really just shouldn't bother with the show in the first place
SHE KIND OF REMINDS OF THAT STATUE
THE BABE WITHOUT THE ARMS
venus de milo?
Updated verison
this is good
>some old guys just keep their hair real well, see George Lucas
he lost his jawline though
>vindiesel.jpg
THE NAME WAS MILO BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT
>manjaws
Stay gay, faggot. Enjoy your weak chinned women.
Good job making up a flaw and lying to yourself. It's just some bullshit to make it seem like you have superior taste. Implying you're not some sickles loser queer... You'd be so lucky to have any of these women look at you.
lara flynn boyle is ugly as fuck though, then and now
the rest are waifu-tier but she was awful even in her prime, what the fuck was kyle thinking
>I like manly looking women
Hey, whatever floats your boat m80.
Dickless*
Damn autocorrect.
>phone poster
>mad as fuck
well that clears things up
audrey and shelly are not manly looking you massive faggot
boyle is free game, but those two are top smashable
Dude no one said that.
It sounds like you're projecting and you're indemial about being a homosexual.
Just suck a dick and get it over with. You know you'll love it.
10/10
There's nothing wrong with phone posting.
There will be donuts. And some fucking dark coffee! Can't wait.
>tfw a long time ago you realized that lynch is a fucking hack
>Showtime
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA hahahahahahahahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHh
the fact that Dexter is the best show on that network (not saying much) draws me concern for this show. I wish the best of luck for Lynch
Showtime doesn't know their luck to get a show like Twin Peaks. That's how i see it.
kys yourself
KINO INCOMING
why even bother with reviving Twin Peaks when we got Stranger Things to replace it.
Fuck right off
kind of on point despite intending to troll
it will be as bad as stranger things
EXCUSE ME COOP, WHILE I TRY MY HAND AT A LITTLE "COUNTER ESPERANTO"
But that's exactly what the guide says in the first place, you fucking illiterate faggot.
>What did David Lynch mean by this?
That he's a career charlatan?
why make a fucking chart then you autist?
Why don't you just read it, you cunt? It tells you why the sharp decline in quality happened, and it tells you it's worth it for the ending so new viewers wouldn't give up during the horrible cringefest that is a good portion of S2.
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>manly looking women
Think about the great amount of tittykino and rapekino you ll see on Fire walk with me. That will get through s2.
>tfw you will never try Carl Rodd's 'Good Mornin' America'
Why live?
She has an ass-hole like a seven year old
and I'm into it
Sweet fucking jesus...
remember that time David Lynch made out with a 17 year old shelly and nobody in the town cared?
well of course not, thats norma
HELLO!
I WAS WONDERING IF I MIGHT TROUBLE YOU FOR A CUP OF STRONG BLACK COFFEE AND IN THE PROCESS ENGAGE YOU WITH AN ANECDOTE OF NO SMALL AMUSEMENT!
>lfw
wtf shelly was jax's girl fuck I didnt even notice
>you will never write yourself into your own hit television show as a character who has a brief relationship with the prettiest girl in town