PLEASE DON'T SAY YOU ARE LAZY

PLEASE DON'T SAY YOU ARE LAZY

It's worse than that.

Kek, I knew this one is going to be special.

I AM A GOD

This is going to go beyond kino. It will be so incredible that it must be hated by all to transcend the normality of reviews. This will be the dawn of a new age of antikino that will surpass all expectations.

And so Warcraft remains the best video game movie ever made. Based Duncan Jones.

>6 reviews
We already know it's gonna bomb and do poorly but come on, too early to celebrate.

Warcaft is trash. Kill yourself

Datte hontou wa crazy

Fucking knew it

>b-but muh bideo gaymes are art

If Ritsu were a movie, she'd be 22% on Rotten Tomatoes too.

>video game movies

Did anyone expect this shit to be even halfway decent?

She'd be certified fresh, you cheeky cunt.

>too early to celebrate
Why is it so fun to see movies bomb and get bad reviews? I genuinely love Batman and Superman but those first RT threads were great.

>Sup Forumsirginshit turns out to be even more shit when converted to flick format
What a surprise. Manchildren and 12 year olds btfo,

Was there anyone seriously hyped for this?

Some more reviews just landed

>$200m production costs

JUST

>rotten tomatoes

>i-it's going to be good!
>t-they just didn't pay reviewers!

CRASHING THIS RATING

>>i-it's going to be good!
didn't say that, but RT usually sucks when it comes to reviews.

Because the studios are way too optimistic about how many sequels they want for their shitty products.

Assassin's Creed was going to be a trilogy.

Not really. The actual rating (that number below the giant percentage paidshit casuals look at) is usually pretty accurate.

The fresh meter is just a meme though.

What was Fassbender thinking?

I've got a new franchise! No more shitty X-Men movies!

Surprising absolutely nobody.

1 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

2 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

3 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

4 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME AAHHHH AHHHHHHHHH

Sup Forums BTFO

praise kek

Yes. I was

The curse of vidya strikes again

Will hollywood finally give up on game adaptations? They still haven't learnt their lesson.

EVEN DOE IM A MAN OF GOD

Y'know it actually makes sense now for the studio to release this right after a Star Wars movie. Now they can just blame the failure on Rogue One instead of what a shitshow it is,

Sup Forums is full of hateful bitter virgins who are so angry at the world and want everything to fail to make themselves feel like less of failures

theyre wrong though

>it's R1's fault
>R1 performed well
Whoever in the studio uses that is getting canned shortly after.

REEEEEEEEEEE

It just never ends.

What kind of mental illness do you have to have to act like that?

...

Left liberalism

Proof critics cant be trusted

They don't think it be like it is but it do.

I love Fassbender but this film and Titanic in Space are taking over all the screens in all that's around me.

On Tuesday. Fucking Tuesday. Ffs I get that they probably want to make bullshit headlines about how much money they made upon release by releasing it days before the actual weekend but this shit is absurd.

I hope they both crash and burn both critically and commercially.

"theaters around me" not "that around me"*