Normie stuff for Rogue One

So my boss is making us do a 'team building' exercise tomorrow by going to see Rogue One. What's some Normie stuff I can say when the movie's over that will help me connect with him?

>pic related

>team building by not talking to each other and watching a movie

"Felicity Jones has a nice ass"

be the guy who-doesn't-know-anything-about-star-wars-guy. After the movie ask questions like

>"How is Darth Vader back?"
>"Why did they build another Death Star?"
>"Why did they change Rey's name to Jyn?"

>wow what a Jewish masturbator fantasy. Day of the rope when?

Ask the dumbest normies questions about the movie.
>Was that episode 8?
>Why did they change the actor for Rey?
>flbpfb another death Star?!

David Brent or Michael Scott? Who's the worst boss?

>gee that sure was Jewish

>You know if I had an AR 15 I could have really done some damage during that movie

That robot was really funny reminded me of Shelton from the Big Bang theory lol

Michael is a good salesman and deep down a decent human being, a loveable autistic guy. Brent was an insufferable douche.

>"Felicity Jones has a nice ass"
This

>Glad that ape-faced nigger wasn't in this one. I hated black people man.

Helped me get a job in Arizona.

David is an ass. I'd hang out with Michael at least.

>The robot's death hit me the hardest

But you actually have to say "laugh out loud" after you say this.

"Did you guys catch that guy with the huge Jew nose at the Rebel Base?"

"I sure do love to have sex and enjoy the company of other people! Wish I had a "blunt" or a beer at the moment, if you sniff my drift! Parties! Facebook!"

Just say really positive shit. Only nerds are hyper critical.
Like "wow, the CGI was so good", or "that fight scene where they ___ was so cool!"
Don't criticize anything unless he says something critical first.

"gee, why weren't there any non-white imperial soldiers?"

>boss is making us do a 'team building'
Jesus christ being a wagecuck sounds like hell. You have a "boss" that tells you what to do and you're part of his "team"? Does he make you kneel too?

"How long is this movie? I need to make it home in time for Sports Center"

this is how real life relationship building works too
going to see a movie with other people makes no sense since unless you talk or make out during the movie you may as well be alone, yet despite this after you finish you have achieved the illusion of doing something together

Tell them about Sheev

literally spat out my drink

This!
Ask if random storm troopers are Stan Lee doing a cameo.

Most normie line yet tbph

Michael is just an example of the Peter Principle, he got promoted for skills that weren't applicable to his new job. He's just socially retarded and way too eager to be liked. He's a bit like a child.

David Brent is kind of a complete asshole who's self obsessed.

Most normie thing to say
"Oh that movie was funny! Everyone was making funny quips, the main character was empowered, and anything k2so said was funny as hell

>This movie was awful! old Star Wars is better, amirite? not even jedi in this one

>Everybody dies, huh? So much for teamwork...