Shootout scene

>Shootout scene
>Bad guys miss every shot
>Good guy hits every time

>Shootout scene
>good guy's pistol is out of ammo
>proceeds to the final boss unarmed
>ignores the dozens of assault rifles and SMG's of the goons he just killed

>good guy goes into a fight unarmed
>takes out a guy with a gun
>leaves gun and continues fighting unarmed

>Protagonist runs out of ammo during shootout
>He enters a heavily choreographed sequence where he disarms various enemies and kills them with their own weapons

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>jannie deletes the other frogposting thread
>move to this one

>Hero getting shot at with assault rifles
>Hides behind thin wooden table
>It stops all the bullets

>Get a list of proxies and use a different vocabulary and writing style to argue with myself so that not even the most attentive genius can suspect a thing

>use leaked tripcode to get people to reply to my posts even if it's to tell me to kill myself

>bad guys standing still and taking their time to aim
>miss every time
>good guy comes riding in on a horse, shoots from the hip
>hits every time

Kill yourself

> Character fires various un-suppressed weapons

> Doesn't go deaf.

proving op wrong:

gomi from breaking bad dies in that shootout with the neonazis

you motherfucker

>crashing this thread
>with no survivor

>very last post in the last thread was about how everyone tried to shitpost before the 404
>It was LITERALLY my post

And now I can shitpost all those saved Pepes in this new thread.

>star wars scene
>all of the stormtrooper shots miss the protagonist
>people complain about plot armor and mary sues
>it's actually an in-lore plot armor because the force subtly influences events and causes all the shots to miss because the good guy's story "Isn't over" yet

it was mine

I'm sorry sir, I think that's my Pepe, I recognize the small edits I made when I stole it from that other user. Could you please delete it from your computer and not post it again?

Many thanks.

>mfw I undoubtedly won the last thread and no one can EVER EVER take that from me

Even bookmarked the archive lads, this is one for the books.

As you wish

so long as you guys are happy, i'm happy.

>characters contradict each other's stories and we see the same events from different perspectives with slight changes depending on who is recounting it

It wasn't the last post you dumb idiot

>I won

I believe I received the highest amount of (You)s, which means I'm the winner.

It was. I know it because it was my post, so STFU fucking ladditor.

Dumb frogposter

samefag

>when user is actually right so you just stop replying to him and leave the thread

>hero has gun
>gun is too big to carry
>drags it around on a little trolley until he needs to use it

Yeah I know I was just trying to piss you off, it was a pretty good concluding post desu

>Shootout scene
>good guy's pistol is out of ammo
>proceeds to the final boss unarmed
>ignores the dozens of assault rifles and SMG's of the goons he just killed

>getting all these (You):s on a shitpost that wasn't even true

I'm not even going to give them back, you're still reading this anyway.

>someone hands the main character a gun
>"you know how to use that thing?"

(OP)
>good guy goes into a fight unarmed
>takes out a guy with a gun
>leaves gun and continues fighting unarmed

>main character engages in hand to hand combat with enemies who have guns
>enemieS refuse to shoot and get taken out one by one

>make a typo
>close the tab

>before a shootout scene
>pulls out glock and cocks it
>mid shootout scene at it lowest point picks up shotgun, pumps it ejecting a unspent shell
>shoots shotgun without pumping it even though it's clearly a pump action shotgun
>runs out of ammo for glock, asks side kick for another clip

Nice false flagging faggot, stop replying to yourself

stop it we recognized your pattern

You now realize this happens because the writer spent too much time writing the characters to just let them die quickly like that.

This, stop pretending to be me

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>come to frogthreads just to save pepes

Thanks for the (You) buddy

yes?

Just stop

>ask myself to stop
>don't stop

Stop doing this already you fucker

>take 15 minutes to answer me
>don't even fin an argument
>"stop doing this laready you fucker"

>reply to a thread to stay on the topic of cliches
>Watch it devlove into a shitstorm of Pepes and (You)'s

newfag

How will user ever recover?

newfag

>good guy pulls out a coin
>"call it"
>flips the coin in the air
>punches the bad guy while he's distracted

>how long will it take?
hmm I dunno probably 2-3 days if I'm quick
>you've got 5 minutes

Rogue One: A Shit Story

>Finally get a (You)
>It's a dumb mass replying "Dumb frogposter" poster

>Good guy sees orphanage being raped
>Remembers his gun is shoved up his own ass for the purposes of sexual pleasure
>Must decide to save the orphanage and reveal his anal fetish, or save himself and let the kids suffer

>antagonist has gun pointed at protagonist point blank range with intention to kill
>decides to monologue master plan so protag can be saved my deus ex machina

Dumb frogposter

>villain has hero at gunpoint
>hero pulls out knife
>"alright, I don't need a gun to kill you"
>villain throws away gun and pull out knife

S-stupid dumbposter!

>meme war thread
>some faggot handing (You)s out like candy
>never stops to reload

>Villain pulls out knife
>Hero says 'You call that a knife? No mate this is a knife..."
>Hero pulls out potato.
>Hero tragically dies.

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