I've seen this film twice now and I still don't fucking know any of their names

I've seen this film twice now and I still don't fucking know any of their names

you want a medal? in b4 Mouse

>PLOX GEFT MONIEZ 2 DIZNEE

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Name lady is Rey
Guys name is Protagonist
Blind guy name is IP man
Tank guy is tank
Pilot is indianman
Mads is Mads
badguy is baddie

Do you want an award for being deaf or being too stupid to listen to the first acts dialogue where they introduce each other?

They LITERALLY NEVER mention the name of machine gun.

they are just some dudes on a mission

very noble really

Quipbot
Fixbot
Mainship
Enemyships
Homeplanet
Allyplanet

wrong. chirrut mentions it

In which specific scene?

can't remember. might have been when they were in the cell in saw's hideout

Vader is "reason I went to watch"

The reason is probably more so that you are a fucking moron than that the filmmakers did something wrong

I just saw this film.

It was as boring as fuck.

Jyn Erso
Cassian
H2SO4
Chirruth
Saw Gerrera
Krennic
Imperial Pilot man

Jyn Erso
Cassian Andor
K-2SO
Bodhi something
Chirrut Imwe
Baze something
Saw Gerrera
Galen Erso
Director krennic
CGI Peter Cushing

>Imperial Pilot man
did they literally ever mention his name? I only remember them calling him the pilot

That's the point. It was full blown ww2-style movie about suicide squad of nameless heroes.

I don't remember a single name from TFA, aside from old cast. It's just a typical problem of any movie with more than 3 main characters.

Who gets the job of creating these names. Here's some to save them time on the next movie:

Coon YumYum
Bon Dinglop
Chevron Orko
Scheez Casisson
Genio Mothman
Oreo Perro
Jassia Kunthra

Or really, really shitty, one dimensional, clichéd writing.

Except nobody had any problem with star wars 1977 or a thousand other films.

After rewatching them for 1000 times? Sure thing.

You're a boring cunt, cats.

why do you think anyone outside of /who/ knows who that is?

Jan Ors
Latino Atton Rand
The child friendly HK47
Rahm Kota the force sensitive blind guy
Rahm Kota's big guy
White and wasted potential Thrawn

Who?

Jyn Erso
Cassian Andor
Saw Guerera
Chirrut Imwe
Baze Malbus
K2SO
Bohdi Rook
Director Krennic

>"Baze was one of the greatest guardians once"

Maybe you should try watching a movie first.

>I've seen this film twice now
Good goy...

let's see....stardust....the captain....the imperial pilot.....the chinese force sensitive guy.....the weapon guy.....quipbot......bad guy with white cape....

then how come I remembered every single squad from Saving Private Ryan?

When the main baddy asks Vader if he's still in charge is that a dorect reference to memes? I was waiting for him to tell Vader he was a big guy.

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after watching tfa once I forced myself to forget their names

Because that's a good movie

Is Jin Erso related to Qui-Gon Jin?? Is it poetry???

Exclamation: Silence, meatbag!

Kyle Katarn
Jan Ors
HK47

This is sadly spot on

I thought this was a good point, but then I remembered they say:

Jyn Orso
Galen Orso
Sol Guerrera

over and over and over