Best Disney princess hands down

Best Disney princess hands down.

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Since when was Alice a princess outside of Kingdom Hearts?

Cinderella is god-tier, sorry

implying shes not the daughter of the queen of hearts.

>implying "princess" has a meaning anymore
may as well just say "female disney protagonist/love interest"

Top tier taste

pedophile taste

>ARIEL TIER
Ariel

>HIGH TIER
Rapunzel
Ana

>MID TIER
Cinderella
Aurora
Belle

>LOW TIER
Snow White
Elsa
Merida

>SHIT TIER
Jasmine
Tiana

>shit tier
>Jasmine

what reality are you living in?

>all the most mundane, boring, average girls in mid tier
>snow white not in shit tier
>Jasmine the arab slut not in high tier

at least you got the footslut right

the one where Jasmine is a spoiled, stuck up brat

>WAHHH IT'S SO TERRIBLE BEING THE WEALTHIEST, MOST PAMPERED GIRL IN ALL OF AGRABAH
I was honestly hoping Jafar would execute her

they're in mid-tier for the virtue of not being annoying cunts like the ones in low and shit tier

Wrong answer.

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HAHA fuck no

>MID TIER Belle

your taste is shit.

>Mulan
>Pocahontas
>Disney Princesses

what's so great about Belle?

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yes, yes she is

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why is there a fucking dog in that picture?

>no kida
Fucking hell TV I'm disappointed

I know, I know, but we can't just pretend that Brave didn't happen.

>Lady tier

any ranking that doesn't have Ariel at the top is objectively garbage

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Nice

>Esmerelda in shit tier
>Moana NOT in shit tier

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Jasmine a shit

Pocahontas is a princess in a Disney film. What are you having trouble with?

She's a shitty manic pixie dream girl. Oh she's quirky and combs her hair with a fork! Wow! A hoarder that collects garbage and makes deals with creepy sea witches? Come on.... she's lucky she's not in some bottom feeder tier.

Meg is my fave

Are we ever going to get a good Alice in wonderland movie again?

she's the daughter of some tribal chief, not a King. ergo not a princess

do you even know what a manic pixie dream girl is? Hint, Ariel isn't one

From Prince Erics perspective she totally is.

She's got the best personality.

No she isn't

Manic Pixie Dream Girls aren't submissive, or quiet, or hopelessly naive like Ariel is. In many ways she's the opposite of one

Cast the new Alice, Sup Forums.

I love that sassy, cynical broad.

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ASR

>Disney Princess
Stop with the market speak and call them female characters, you fucking braindead drone.

Fuck no.

Anna > her shit > Elsa

>not posting the pic of her taking a shit on the streets of her poor provincial town
you had one job

>kida

All time best princess.

>Manic Pixie Dream Girls aren't submissive, or quiet, or hopelessly naive

They are totally naive. Not always, but holy shit, yes they are.....This is often a defining trait. They're disconnected so much from reality or the world they don't understand how things really are because they're stuck with their head in the clouds.

Being a mute is also not relevant. MPDG can be aliens or foreigners and not even speak the language. She is quiet because she can't talk. She's not being shy.

Most MPDG are submissive to their man. That's kinda the point of them. They're a "dream" girl. They aren't dominant to the partner.

Do you even know wtf a MPDG is? Have you ever seen 5th element, perfect example right there. Im not saying Ariel is a MPDG in her film, but if they were to focus on Eric and tell his story, she would be.

I know what it is, it's been around since the 30s. Do you know what the most defining trait is? A MPDG takes the male protagonist out of his mundane existence and changes his life for the better. She controls the action and is the "dominant one." It's wish fulfillment for beta males

You're the one who apparently doesn't know what it is

Best girl.

Man, ever since childhood I love her.

Ariel, Cinderella and Rapunzel are all top-tier footsluts

Hell, Cinderella became a princess because the Prince was such a thirsty footfag

A guess having fish magically sing to you in a tunnel of love setting and then fighting a giant sea witch isn't some kind of break of the norm for Prince Eric, how stupid of me.

He's a prince and an alpha male, he doesn't need a manic pixie dream girl. If anyone is a "dream" figure in the story it's him

To fit the archetype, other characters must also fit certain archetypes. Furthermore, she in no way acts like any other manic pixie dream girl in any film that's purported to have one.

Her being "quirky" or having supernatural origins doesn't make her a MPDG no matter how many mental gymnastics you do. Know what something is before labeling characters with it

yep.
she'll put anything inside her.

Into bestiality. Dont know if that brings her rank up or down desu.

>If anyone is a "dream" figure in the story it's him
>Ariel isn't Eric's dream girl

jesus fucking christ, just stop.

look up what a manic pixie dream girl is, and then get back to me retard

Also best Disney movie watch while smoking pot, other than Fantasia that is