Literally the most autistic scene in the history of filmography

Literally the most autistic scene in the history of filmography

" No son, don't save me. Protect yourself and your secret. I mean, those people hiding from this massive tornado are surely all concentrating on me, and me alone. There's no way they're all distracted by the massive F5 fucking tornado over there, or the fact that you're so fast there's about a 2% chance any of them would notice anything at all. And from that 2%, it could easily be explained as debris or just confusion in the chaos of the situation. In fact, it probably wouldn't have ever been brought up by anyone. Why the fuck didn't you save me son?"

> Snyderfags will defend this shit

Autism is the future of cinema

Being Superman's dad drove him crazy with delusions of grandeur. But the Marvel kids don't understand cinema so they didn't get it

>OP confirmed for not being an invincible son
Memes never change.

> I will always love you started playing

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>that scene where he gets consumed in the tornado
>"And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiii"

liek if you cri evrytiem

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Pa Kent just wanted to kill himself.
He couldn't live with the guilty of drowning the Lang's horses

> An Evans edit is better than the actual scene from the movie

Really makes you think

Watch it again when you're over 25

Have the horses stopped screaming, Jonathan?

Does anyone have the gif/webm of him falling out of the car and getting up?

That's the best part

Leave capekino to me.

>inb4 snyderfags say you dont understand what hack snyder meant by this

Agreed. DCucks will never admit it though.

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I loved BvS but I don't understand people unironically liking MoS.

Dude was just tired of dealing with his bitch wife all the time. He was ready to go, he saw his chance and took it.

Post your autistic movie ideas so we can get a bigger laugh, OP.

>Marvelcucks don't understand being a man of principle
Colour me shocked

MoS is an 8/10, BvS is a 6/10

Yeah, because no one ever focuses their attention on the guy who's in danger.

>I don't understand people unironically liking MoS.
Shareholders in 7-11 and IHOP.

>he didn't get it

>needing 12 pages of headcanon and fanfiction to prove your point

>he didn't start with the Greeks

MoS 1/10
BVS 3/10

Sears got a huge boost out of it too. Thought they were just straight going out of business, but they're actually bouncing back.

updated

MoS 5/10

BvS 2/10

>the scene isn't supposed to make sense! snyder is playing 3d chess with your emotions!

Seriously, why did this start up again?
We'd been mostly clear of this Sup Forums shitposting for the past few months.

Distraction. Reinforcement.

Its never going to end.

remember that story about WB committing 400m on marketing? This is part of it.