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Sverigetråden meetup edition

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cara

why to a*stralians take such joy in bullying the mentally ill?

>285 posts
wanker

ahh yes, this edition was definitely worth posting 25 posts before bump limit

me when blumpf gets impeached

weed and prostitutes haha

nothing

>which one do you reckon is more likely? seeing it massively appreciate with hs2 or seeing it tank because of the JUST-ification of the UK's economy.

the former

>win

me and the 'rents are going to buy a 2 bedroom flat in birmingham city centre for about 90k (buying it outright) - none of us live in bimringham.

in terms of rent (at the current rate) it'll take like 17 years to make back the money in rent, but im hedging on the idea that the HS2 will increase its value.

bit worried about the entire economy going to shit in the run up to and after brexit and seeing the value of my flat tank.

which one do you reckon is more likely? seeing it massively appreciate with hs2 or seeing it tank because of the JUST-ification of the UK's economy.

thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/french-furious-at-being-written-out-of-dunkirk-film-epic-33rg8m57l

hope someone sends tim another letter soon
ampsterdam with the lads!

the latter

Why are Swedes such turbonormies

sickening

lads

in terms of relative size and population, the British accomplished so much more than the Russians in WW2

what's for breakfast my friends?

I'm a 24 year old virgin and am terrible ashamed of it to the point that even if (big if) I lose my virginity tomorrow, I'll still live my life ashamed that it took me so long. I'm losing my hair which only serves to make me even less attractive than I already was. My only goal in life is to be attractive to women, which apparently is, in itself, an unattractive trait. I have no ambitions or motivation. I'm still in love with the same girl I was in love with years ago even though she'll never view me in that way again. It feels like offing myself is really the best option for me...

I expected it 2bh

go to bed

just a reminder that beauty and virtue are one and the same
no one good looking has done anything wrong

such is life as a hapa

I wouldn't buy property right now at a time of such great fluctuation lad. You're asking to get your arse ripped out by brexit

off to the kinotorium

get a grip

you don't get a girl and then improve your life, girls are a byproduct of improving your life

simple as

17 years with or without discount rate?

>Birmingham
or just buy something on a shit edge of London and wait for it to gentrify

wait for Crossrail 2 to be announced and buy something along there maybe

west berkshire

South Bristol

>tfw living in perpetual sin

Lads what should I have for sunday roast: lamb, beef or pork?

really having a VERY hard time deciding.
Lamb of course is tender and delicious, served medium with mint sauce.
The beef is always a favourite, served medium and with horseradish.
Pork is delicious AND comes with crackling as a bonus with apple sauce.

Decisions... decisions........

I have a daughter, Lucy (14F). I have three other children (18F, 17M, 7F). Lucy has a boyfriend (16M).

I only found out that she had a boyfriend a few days ago. I heard her crying in her room and came to ask her what was wrong. At first, she refused to tell me, but after a few mins, she told me she was scared she's pregnant.
I was really shocked because I didn't even know she had a boyfriend. And I was shocked that she was having sex at her age... I was really shocked. She told me she was dating her boyfriend for the past 2 years, and after a bit of questioning from my side, I found out they'd been sexually active for the past year, which means she started having sex at the age of 13!

people who say "bros before hoes" obviously haven't had fantastic sex

East giveafuck

...

This
Live your life
Acheive some goals
Girls come automatically, chasing them is a road to ruin

dumb normie

on the day of the rope the entire landlord class will be exterminated

can tell by the first 5 or so words that this came straight from redit and did not read the rest

>tfw no braphog
horrid existence

Do you think a girl has ever had a lady wank to thought of you lads?

could be mumsnet

I improved my life and I never got a gf...

Imagin3 being that bad of a parent
My oath

>Girls come automatically

FONT

When I get the cash I am DEFINITELY buying a flat or something somewhere to do up and then rent out, just to become a landlord and a hate figure for gutter runts.

assuming 2% inflation

only one vaguely attractive girl at my new job and she has a bf

yeah, a lot of times actually. have had a decent amount of Skype and Omegle wanks with random slags

i'm the bf

brits? love em

egg

HEIGHT
FRAME
FACE

:3

yeah

I'm the girl

If you're an ugly beta male then the only escape is to be a multi millionaire

tinder is a form of eugenics. women can get access to chad within seconds, so why would they bother with a beta incel?

me on the left

It's more trouble than it's worth, honestly.

youtube.com/watch?v=bb1TKnwUyrY

*pops 5 xanax*

You're the same fucking sort of useless

I'm the boss

Theres a group of 4 unattractive girls at mine that always openly hit on me
Must be what being famous feels like but having it happen all over

rock doesnt actually look much taller than efron, considering its like 6'5 vs 5'8

it's unlikely

grim

hello gf

actually I'm gay and I've had plenty of bfs

silly

efron is overmuscled for his stature

should've stayed otter

bit gay

don't even have that
there's only the one girl

holy fuck holy shit argh wtf

Doesn't seem so, my parents did it 15 or so years ago and it looks great. Have renters pay your mortgage for you and then you get a free property.

theyre not hitting on youre just a deluded ugly sociopath

gf and sex is overrated

youtube.com/watch?v=PBAl9cchQac&list=RDMMP3QxV9J3Qv0&index=27

BIG

mentally ill people are anomalies

>holy shit
FOY

This
Just looks like he has massive insecurity issues now

property was cheap 15 years ago

looking forward to london riots 2.0

party next weekend going to melt my brain
until then it's 5 days of toil

fuck shit wank cunt
>piss

what did he try to swallow?

Exactly this. If you do it now, you'll be waiting 100 years until renters have paid back your mortgage.

>party
couldn't think of anything worse as a beta loser cuck

>wasn't shot

Deplorable

Wonder if directors check their films on Imdb

GEE I DUNNO LEMME FUCKING ASKING HIM FUCKHEAD

dumb jealous facebook mum style post there lad

kk

*gives you 3 benzos*
you'll be right mate

Yer mum's cock

sounds like an amazing life you have there m8

based "kk" poster

Fairplay on the sociopath remark but I have sex with women who all tell me nice things
I also get catcalled by women on the street
Does that shatter your illusions and make you bitter?

not really

abc.net.au/news/2017-07-17/australian-healthcare-ranked-second-best-in-developed-world/8716326
>the United Kingdom's National Health Service was the best
>US comes in last
Hard cheese, my yankee chums.

hardcore diet starts today literally going to eat two eggs for breakfast, and a piece of meat and loads of vegetables for dinner every day

me and the gf

youtube.com/watch?v=N09_xRWJJ28