YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE.

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FROM MY POINT OF VIEW IT IS YOU WHO WAS THE CHOSEN ONE

I HATE YOU

SAND

PLEASE TAKE MY LIGHTSABER WITH YOU SO YOU CAN GIVE IT TO THE SON OF MY SUPPOSEDLY DEAD WIFE

LIAAAAAHHH

>Your father wanted you to have this lightsaber
>Just kidding, he thought you died in your mom's womb when he choked her unconscious and then I chopped in arms and legs off and left him to burn to death on the side of a volcano

IT WAS YOU WHO SHOULDVE HAD THE HIGH GROUND NOT ME

Actually one of the best scenes of the entire 6 movie saga

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW SANTA IS NAUGHTY

NO, I WAS THE ROGUE ONE

... and I fucking kicked your ass!

HIGH GROUND!

and he was a good friend

he used it to kill many younglings

youtube.com/watch?v=B7FMh3YtK_w

DONT MAKE ME KILL YOU

where's the joke?

Your new flight plan ?

>I will do what I must
>You will try
Savage. I need to use that come back irl

>user, you can't stay a NEET forever! If you don't get a job, I will kick you out!!
>You will try

AHHHHHHH SHEEV HELP HE HAS THE HIGH GROUND WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS ARRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWATCH IT OBI

TELL JIMMY SMITS I LOVE HIM

>You will try

I thought there was no 'try'

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

yeah but "You will do..." sounds fucking retarded.

>The chosen one was supposed to bring balance to the force
>there are a gorillion Jedi running around and only like 2 Sith
What did they think would happen?

Kek

>kill off lots of Jedi
>only 2 sith remains: Sheev and Annie and 2 jedis: Ben and Yoda
>Ben and Yoda dies, but they gain 1 with Luke
>tfw Annie fulfills the prophecy twice
Oh boy Sheev, balance's a bitch

>You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not destroy it
>Brings the dark side to become the ruling presence in the galaxy
>Learns how to force choke bitches among other force powers
>Destroy the force
Why are "good" guys such self-centred cunts?

>obiwan
>'good guy'
>leaves anakin to slowly burn to death in agony

>sheev
>'bad guy'
>saves anakin from horrific death and pays his medical bills

IF YOU ARE ABOVE ME, THEN YOU HAVE THE ENEMY GROUND!

IT'S OVER CIA I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

Wait a minute....

>It's like poetry

Never noticed this

Cool find

oh look at satan

POTTERY

unironically this

Its funny, even though we hardly see any good mentor/mentee scenes between obi-wan and Anakin, McGregor is jist such a fantastic actor that he actually made it look convincing when Obi-wan left him to die.

Try to find something that subtle in The Force Awakens.

>the prequels
>not kino
pick one, disneyfags