FOTR - 9/10 almost perfect but frodo sucks dicks

FOTR - 9/10 almost perfect but frodo sucks dicks
TTT - 7/10 overrated but watchable
ROTK 2/10 - this is being generous only a couple good scenes
AUJ - good for the most part 6/10
Dos - better than return of the king but its not saying much 3.5/10
Botfa - a surrealist journey of ego 8/10

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>FOTR - 9/10
>TTT - 10/10
>ROTK 8.5/10
>AUJ - 8/10
>Dos - 7/10
>Botfa - 7/10

I thought Elijah Wood was perfect as Frodo. I don't get why people don't like him...

Its not only him but the shit directing of Jackson that makes it unbearable for most of the time, granted this isnt an issue in fellowship like the others

Are you retarded? Genuine question

Maybe it's because Frodo is so fucking useless, and it gets projected to the actor.

Sam on the other hand...

>Botfa - a surrealist journey of ego 8/10
Explain please

>DOS is better than ROTK
user, stop trying this hard, you are embarrassing yourself

FotR - 11/10
TTT - 9/10
RotK - 10/10
AUJ - 7/10
DoS - 7/10
BotFA - 6/10

FotR - 9/10 close up camera work is a bit distracting, and the theatrical cut is jarring
TTT - 10/10 perfect
RRotK - 10/10 perfect
AUJ/DoS/BotFA - 0/10 absolute shit, video game tier action, forced romance, bloated beyond belief, should have been 1 movie

>muh useless Frodo
>muh heroic Sam
Typical pleb who only watched the movies and repeats the opinions he's seen on reddit.

Are you all mentally challenged?

Here is the only acceptable ranking

FOTR - 10/10
TTT - 10/10
ROTK -10/10 -
Hobbitshit - unwatchable

Ssssssh, be careful to not wake him up!

shit taste

the hobbit is shit

mah fellow african american brethren

youtube.com/watch?v=SQkygZdZ_Vk

checked for truth

>any of these vanilla tier kid flicks 10/10
go back to redwood

Nice bait.

>Fellowship - 10/10
>Towers - 8/10
>Return >9/10

>Unexpected journey - 7/10
>Desolation - 6/10
>Five army - 4/10

pleb fucking shits

FotR - 8/10
TTT - 7/10
RotK - 5/10
Hobbits - 1/10

>0/10 absolute shit, video game tier action, forced romance, bloated beyond belief, should have been 1 movie

the thing that disturb me the most is the second movie is when only a part of the gang go to the mountain while the rest stay in Dale because they are drunk
i mean they are dwarves it's supposed to be a sacred mission for them

It's gonna be great.

Yep

>should have been 2 movies*
1 would have been too rushed. If the Hobbit book was written the same way as the Lord of the Rings, with actual fleshed out chracters and environments, it would have been a lot longer

go back to watching the 7th seal and smelling your own intellectual farts.

>TT the lowest in the trilogy
>UA that high

Let me guess you use the word '''fun''' a lot

Say what you want of any of the movies, Howard Shore nailed the soundtracks.

I dont like that shit, but you shouldnt get so offended. LOTR is one of the most overrated things in assistance. They get weaker and it shows

worst troll I've ever seen

FOTR - 10/10
TT - 8/10
ROTK - 8.5/10

AUJ - 5/10
DOS - 4/10
BOFA - 1/10

Return of the King has the lowest lows and highest highs IMO.

>I can't carry it for you but I can carry you
>Death is not the end speech
>You bow to no one
>Rohirrim charge
>dat prologue

...

It's Jacksons' Return of the Jedi.

I'll say it and I used to hum and play the soundtrack on my trumpet. It's too much wagneresque. It's good but not great

can't compare it to star wars cause I think the OT is shit and I got bored watching A New Hope

Agree and disagree.

An unexpected journey was legit decent

ok, sorry, I was a little too aggressive, but I disagree. I think the LOTR movies are very good examples of bringing a fantasy series to the big screen, one of the best if not the best, which is sth difficult and rare to see.

Go back to r/movies none of them are 10/10 aside from fellowship and that was before it aged badly

Williams' prime was the prequels and potter desu.

If you thought ANH was boring youd probably like ESB, maybe not though.

An unexpected journey was comfy as fuck

TT was great but not as good as RotK imo and i needed to show that by marking it down

Fair enough but the theatrical cut of ROTK was holding my piss long

>10/10 aside from fellowship and that was before it aged badly
but this is the most reddit opinion of all time

This is about right

Are you a woman?

>vanilla tier
>muh kiddie movies

kill yourself you post ironic hipster fuck

Tell me how its reddit when only a couple anons on this reddit board admit the series aged badly eight years ago. The TTT meme is RT and reddit. the ROTK meme is oscar tier reddit

The only good Lord of the Rings movie is The Two Towers because it has the most concise plot

>aged badly

So you don't have any actual criticism, got it

Hardly.

That might be Fellowship.

No
Nailed it

Reddit is straight and to the left

Jackson relied on CGI and epic sequences as it went along which takes you out of the film. Not so hard to understand. Some parts in Moria even look terrible

Good one overall.

>FOTR - 8/10
>TTT - 9/10
>ROTK 7/10
>AUJ - 8/10
>Dos - 8/10
>Botfa - 8.5/10

FOTR - 10/10
TTT - 9/10
ROTK - 8/10

Hobbit 1 - 6/10
Hobbit 2 - 3/10
Hobbit 3 - 1/10

I see it like the user above said, the highs of ROTK are good enough to make up for its lows, but I am biased. I loved the books and so I probably can not look at the movies that objectively.

>he thinks theres direction of any sort in LOTR
wew

1 8
2 8
3 6

hobbit
1 5
2 4
3 1

>the series aged badly
this is reddit

>his shitting up a LOTR thread because he thinks they are poorly directed kids movies and he cant tolerate anyone praising them anywhere
>least of all on an ancient Sumerian frog worshiping forum

this is unrefined autism

Explain to me why ROTK is bad

note; the ending is not a legitimate criticism

comparing to source material is not a legitimate criticism, unless it's to point out something done wrong in the film that was done right in the books

>in your opinion

These are minor issues and dont detract anything from the movies or the story at large

>>ROTK 7/10
>>AUJ - 8/10
>>Dos - 8/10
>>Botfa - 8.5/10
eat shit and die

Bait thread but ok...

Fellowship extended is 10/10
Two towers is 9/10
Return of king is 7.5/10
Unexpected journey is 6.2/10

The rest are trash.

Frodo had the hardest quest of them all you dumbass, he carried the fate of the world on his neck through months on foot; doesn't mean Sam isn't a fucking superbro though

This
Contrarian edgy kids get cancer

Fellowship - 9/10
No real boring moments, great, great atmosphere, pretty much reinvented the fantasy genre
TTT - 6/10
Pretty great the first time watching since you aren't sure what's going to happen next but the treebeard arc was fucking boring, the helms deep arc was ruined by the treebeard arc, super redeemed by the Frodo arc though.
ROTK - 5/10
Again loads of fucking boring useless shite going on with Aragorn et al. Frodo arc was amazing until mount doom when it was just dragged out and boring.

I swear to God the only good parts of these movies were the Frodo scenes. So fucking powerful man.

I only watched parts of the first two Hobbits films while on drugs, it looks like a garish colorful mushroom trip, not my style.

>boring useless
>dragged out and boring

I like you.

Pretty much

Hobbits aren't unwatchable, i've seen them multiple times but they're pretty lame compared to LoTR.
Seems like it's all because Del Toro left and everything got fucked like said in this video I can't say they're total shit but the amount of wasted potential is painful, if only they weren't so rushed and poorly thought out

FOTR - Boring as fuck, very homoerotic and the guy who eats potatoes suck way too many cocks
TTT - Not bad, the tree men cgi looked crap and also very gay
ROTK - far too fucking long, i was dying for a shit and when i thought it was over, my anus relaxed and readied itself for ejecting but much to my horror it went on and on until i got tummy rumbles, anyways it was ok..abit gay tho
AUJ - Oh god leave that fuckin hobbit house !!!
Dos - Shit
Botfa -Alright but shit cgi

jesus christ

This

>very homoerotic

projecting much?

hobbit trilogy is literally unwatchable

>pleb who only watched the movies
>Sup Forums
fuck off

>projecting much?

Yes it was gay

men can have deep emotional connections without wanting to fuck each other you know

>FOTR 10/10
>TT 9/10
>RoTK 9/10
>AuJ 7/10
>DoS 5/10
>BOFTA 3/10

pls be in london

>Liking Botfa
What the actual fuck

>RoTK 8/10

Otherwise spot on.

Fellowship: 10/10
Two Towers: 9/10
RotK: 9/10
AUJ: 6/10
DoS: 6.5/10
BotFA: 3/10

>77501931
>men can have deep emotional connections without wanting to fuck each other you know

Yes they like to suck each other's penis's instead

>theatrical version

Nah senpai ill wait for the 24 disc extended edition blu ray set.

I can watch Return of the King over and over again. The weird thing is that I wouldn't say it is amazing or anything, it just doesn't get old.

Why did The Battle of the Five Armies suck so much?

greatest moment in film?
youtube.com/watch?v=8Tgi-j56ueU

Nice bait.

FOTR - 10/10
TTT - 9/10
ROTK - 9/10
AUJ - 6/10
DOS - 6/10
BOTFA - 5/10

This

One of the greatest for me, easily.

Thanks IMDb.

>10/10
>10/10
>10/10
What a laughing stock

Clearly you've never been around fags or ladyboys

>desolation of smaug better than rotk

i feel triggered. that's the worst of the bunch, also worst soundtrack so far - absolutely amazed at how unforgettable it is.

fotr 9/10 - near perfect
ttt 8/10 - started to stumble here
rotk 7/10 - ruined ghost army and stupid shit galore, stupid one-liner timings

>FotR - 11/10
>TTT - 9/10
>RotK - 10/10
literally this

and it falls down similarly from there
hobbit 1 - 6/10
hobbit 2 - 5/10
hobbit 3 - 4/10

>muh lotr isn't great
found the pretentious retard

I studied in Brighton man, I have been around plenty of them trust me.

maybe too generous, should start from 5/10 and head to 3/10