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margot robbie edition

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caralad

Do I hate muslims? Yes.

Do I hate wogs? Yes.

Did I hate Pakis? Yes.

Do I hate foreners? Yes.

Do I hate special needs? Yes.

Do I hate the left? Yes.

Am I racist? No, just dont like them simple as.

Do I love pints? Yes.

How I get gf

*sniff sniff*

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might give it a go

i would legit kill margot in such a disgusting slow sexual way lads

anime

thoughts on the latex 'f?

anime

God I wish I was dead

>creggslist

Stuff me, daddy.

hilarious how youre all eager to eat chlorinated chickens because you think it helps brexit now lmao

grim

I said I said
There’s a cunt dingo in me billabong again Sheila

ALL YOUR CD RACK
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK

Six things I could never do without
My daughter's smile
My ipod
My running shoes
Sunny days
Costa coffee
Snuggles

That car crash webm with the sluts is probably the worst thing I've ever seen

Why are you here instead of reddit?

Literally nothing on this earth is finer than downing a load of ice cold full fat milk straight out of the fridge after a hefty gym sesh
hhhhnnnnngggggg

>Blackpool

*steals your bird*

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Don't actually like pints. Too cold and too much liquid to drink to get pissed. Prefer spirits, specifically of the Holy variety.

>64% of sharters have never left the usa

SCREECHING

no wonder they elected an orange fart

the absolute state

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North Italians are white

>girls und panzer
good taste

no dude you don't understand, it's way better for you If you douse the chicken in chlorine *takes bite of oestrogen pumped beef steak* trust me bro. Eyo is that egg brown? *spits out fluoridated water* Dude what the fuck do you want pinworms!? Bleach that shit my dude! Eggs should be sparkling white, way better that way my dude *psht* *takes a sip of diet coca cola*

Anime more like fucking gay

mainly just hate poor people no matter what race or religion they are

hate their savage animal behaviour simple as

same 2bf

Harder and harder to justify tbqh

pfft back to 9gag kid

>Full time mummy x!
>Education: High school
>Smokes Often with Average body type

For you

Deano

juice bar?
massage?
orgasm?
that's everything i stand against

it's the best

drinking some good old american coca cola

enjoyed this post

couple of nights ago i had a weird dream that was mostly about some girl repeatedly slapping me hard. not sure why, not sure what this is supposed to mean.

egg

this feels so good i can't comprehend what a fanny feels like

Did I vote for Britain to leave the EU? Yes, I believed and still believe we were better off out

Do I oppose Scottish independence? No, absolutely not, every nation should rule itself.

Do I like pints? Nah, empty calories mate.

Do I like cigarettes? Nope, would rather not get cancer, lost my gran to it.

Do I hate pakis? Nope, made a great contribution to this country

Do I wear the same 3 pairs of socks despite owning 20+ pairs? Yes

Do I rate Pogba? No, no I do not rate Pogba

i am confident enough in my sexuality to state that this is a VERY nice penis

still want an answer sans strawmen and ad hominems

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/brit/ could generate enough energy to power Liverpool

>mainly just hate poor people no matter what race or religion they are
>hate their savage animal behaviour simple as

Ausgezeichnete post

knew I could count on you x

They absolutely delusional they are.
No idea of the real world outside of their safespace shithole country

could you imagine if they somehow managed to turn posts into power?

imagine the power the internet could generate

babestation

Liverpool mentioned

>why can't you produce a single shred of evidence recorded in the past 10 years that shows that aspartame is unhealthy? literally all you do when confronted with it is run away and cry that all yanks are le stupid and le defend aspartame lol

socialism is fascisms underachieving little brother

AYO TANNER, TANNER DUDE DO YOU WANT ME AND CREGG TO GET YOU ANYTHING? A'ITE BRO

EYO CREGG, EYO GRAB ME SOME BEER DUDE

YEAH I GOTCHU BRO

*brings beers to the 7/11 counter, waiting in line behind the armed robber*

dude what the fuck, this is just a frat party

what do you mean dude?

*holds up cans*

dude, tallboys? you're going to be fuuuuuuucked up my dude

got told today by a yank none the less that Mexican Coca Cola is in high demand there because it tastes better

imagine that

One of the most recognisable American products, responsible in part for thousands of diabetes diagnoses every year, is recognised as inferior to the spic version even by sharters themselves

they can't even get the best version of their own brands in their own country

imagine

big lips in latex masks are the best

based civic nationalist douglas carswell

REEEEE stop sending me suggestive snaps you harlot

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shit gimmick, kill yourself

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this must be true because you wrote it on the internet

>chlorinated chicken? nothing wrong with it mate
*drinks xenoestrogens from a plastic bottle*
*drinks beer and develops tits*
*starts lactating*
>you dont wanna get pinworms from those unbleached eggs dude

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>yo my name's cregg, dis is my half-brother deshawn so'unique washington and we are AMERICUUUUUUUUUNZ FUCK YEAH

lmao

>GuP
>Good

It's for people who pretend they're interested in tanks

>no replies
huh, looks like I was right again

its the same for McDonalds. Superior versions exist on continental Europe, with their own bakeries

DON'T
*inhales*
INSULT
*wheezes*
ASPAH-*wheeze*ASPAH*wheeze*
*takes out coca-cola flavoured inhaler and takes in a big breath*
ASPARTAAAAMMMEEEEEE

I believe the yank who said it especially as his colleagues who are also yanks supported it with their own anecdotal evidence

I hate this meme. Mainly because Mexican cola is way sweeter than normal cola.
Maybe people's palates adjusted to favor awfully sweet shit or something.
Also, it's shipped in less often than American cola so it's usually turning flat when you get it.

Reminder that they also make high quality coke specifically for Jews while the Goyim must drink corn syrup

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JUST FUCK OFF YANKS

yanks but chlorine in their chicken?

arse

watched any good porn recently?

OR PERHAPS he's wondering why you would put chlorine in chicken

Off to work soon lads. Hate being a normie.

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what the actual fuck

nobody is any more eager to eat a chlorinated chicken than a normal chicken. it doesn't matter, and we have regulators to make sure of that.
the only reason you care is because its the latest "brexit scandal" which the media have pushed half-truths about to get people clicking on headlines.

How do I repair a cripplingly low self-esteen?

Top bants tier:
>deano
>smiffy
>eggsy
>nuggy
>matto

shit bants tier:
>anything that isn't shortened and has an o/y added on the end

Rots the third eye

invent something more impressive than a cheese slicer

But I want a brit-bf to whisper sweet nothings in my ear in his cute accent before bed each night.

I like my eggs like I like my teeth - bleached beyond all natural recognition

Fallen in to the runt habbit of watching the family goy triple bill on ITV 2 every night

clap along if you feel like happiness is a spook

improve your triple jump distance

>Rots the third eye

want a yank gf to tame and train to speak English properly through a routine of savage beatings and sexual rewards. Any takers?

cheers lads the message is clear