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Rots the third eye

invent something more impressive than a cheese slicer

But I want a brit-bf to whisper sweet nothings in my ear in his cute accent before bed each night.

I like my eggs like I like my teeth - bleached beyond all natural recognition

Fallen in to the runt habbit of watching the family goy triple bill on ITV 2 every night

clap along if you feel like happiness is a spook

improve your triple jump distance

>Rots the third eye

want a yank gf to tame and train to speak English properly through a routine of savage beatings and sexual rewards. Any takers?

cheers lads the message is clear