/brit/-logang edition [Intro: Logan Paul] Hey Jake I made one phone call I got the same house as you And the same cars, too It's really not that hard Oh hey, by the way, welcome to the top little brother Feels good, huh? But let's not forget how you got here Yah, yeet
[Verse 1: Logan Paul & Why Don't We] Little brother Jakey try to roast me? (what?) Little brother standing on his own two feet? (not for long) I'm a dog, you're a puppy, call you Kong Let's talk about your garbage that you call a song It should be every other day, just some strong advice I made you famous once, it's about to happen twice Yeah, you on Disney, but who helped you read all your lines (That's me) Don't forget boy, you were my shadow on Vine Now you got a few subscribers, and you think that you're the shit I'll admit, you got money, you got bars, you got chicks but you're a dick You ain't thankful for your fans, it's kinda funny Do your investors know Team 10 ain't making any money? See, it starts with the talent But it's hard when you got none I think you kinda salty 'Cause I'm the favorite son I'm a maverick, you're a sidekick Yeah I brought you to LA If there's one thing you should know You don't fuck with the Logang
shan't allow a grim little feline runtoid to dictate the actions of the most powerful biological organism evolution ever shat out
Aiden Howard
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Isaiah Bell
having no animals is the correct choice
Nolan Garcia
dogs are subhuman
Nicholas King
ummm that would be the t-rex sweetie
Daniel Richardson
GRRR CATS ARE MUSLIM PETS BECAUSE IT SAYS SO IN THE QURAN I ONLY LIKE DOGS BECAUSE I ENJOY PICKING UP POO GRRRR MANLY DOGS GRR
Logan Torres
I have a pet twink
Jacob Flores
i have a pet yank
Zachary Rogers
dogs are fucking disgusting just hate them.
Hudson Martin
Girls don't like boys girls like cats and moneyyyyy
Jason Campbell
Poo on you Poo on you
Henry Campbell
'd
Gabriel Carter
Enjoy your toxoplasmosis
Samuel Taylor
why finland and norway but not sweden and denmark?
Henry Reyes
real thread
Owen Lopez
for fucks sake they're still spamming this yank eceleb
Alexander Bell
would heem the soul at of you before you wree in 100 miles of that anons cat.
Jayden Young
too easy
Joseph Torres
J’ai tout convoité, et je n’ai joui de rien
Oliver Garcia
FUCK OFF thread splitting retard
Adrian Wood
dogs are literally the only animals that will love you regardless of circumstance, the moment you stop feeding a cat, he fucking hates you.
Also dogs never bite their owners(given they are well trained), a cat will not hesitate to claw at your eyes despite housing, feeding and cleaning him, kind of like a /brit/ poster to his parents
Landon Edwards
[Intro: Jake Paul] Y'all can't handle this Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby Team 10 Los Angeles, Cali boy But I'm from Ohio though, white boy
[Verse 1: Jake Paul] It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow 5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before Passed all the competition man, PewDiePie is next Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex And I met a Lambo too and I'm coming with the crew This is Team 10, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you? And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention Talking shit on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god, church Ohio's where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum We shooting with a gun, the tattoo just for fun I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one
[Chorus: Jake Paul] It's everyday bro It's everyday bro It's everyday bro I said it is everyday bro!
[Verse 2: Nick Crompton] You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin' Yes, I can rap and no, I am not from Compton England is my city And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty
Thomas Bailey
love dogs me man's best friend
Isaiah Lewis
>toxoplasmosis ah yes that old meme literally a non-issue unless you have AIDS
Justin Ross
if God's character is accurately depicted as it is in the bible and the koran then i dont want anything to do with him. even if he does exists. i am already morally superior to him. i already care more about people than he does. i've never sanctioned slavery. i've never sanctioned genocide. i've never sanctioned human sacrifice. God has though. so fuck him.
Juan Hernandez
turns out that this logan thing is an r/incels meme
Ethan Green
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Jayden Sullivan
>Also dogs never bite their owners
Luke Sanchez
most cancerous edition I've ever seen
Jaxon Wilson
hate cats love dogs
Samuel Sullivan
DESPERATE for a wank. If there aren't any good posts in the next 5 minutes I might head off to /gif/
Colton King
>the moment you stop feeding a cat, he fucking hates you no they don't
Hunter Parker
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS TWAT AND WHY ARE YOU SPAMMING HIM?
You think being ugly in some random non-aus anglo shithole is unbearable?
Try living in aus, shirtless weather constantly, beach/surfing culture, lifting culture(inspired by zyzz)
A run of the mill-chad in aus, is a fucking turbo chad in UK/US, and the turbochads in aus with their 6'2+ height, shredded bodies and wavy hair could steal your GF without even being in the country
Matthew Kelly
Why do pakis start reeeeeeing about dogs when you mention how shit cats are?
Levi Nguyen
love the paul posting gimmick
Christian Wood
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Jace Hall
utter bollocks
Elijah Williams
[Verse 2: Nick Crompton] You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin' Yes, I can rap and no, I am not from Compton England is my city And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty
[Verse 3: Chance Sutton] Two months ago you didn't know my name And now you want my fame? Bitch I'm blowin' up I'm only going up, now I'm going off, I'm never fallin' off Like Mag, who? Digi who? Who are you? All these beefs I just ran through, hit a milli in a month Where were you? Hatin' on me back in West Fake Think you need to get your shit straight Jakey brought me to the top, now we're really poppin' on Number 1 and number 4, that's why these fans all out the door It's lonely at the top so we all going We left Ohio, now the trio is all rollin' It's Team 10, bitch We back again, always first, never last We the future, we'll see you in the past
Michael Peterson
Just having the parasite alters your neurochemistry and your behaviour. Won't even touch cats any more, vile little creatures.
Joseph Flores
would enjoy watching my faithful hound annihilate an entire threadful of cat owners
the paki fears the white man and his four-legged best friend
Wyatt Torres
my porn browsing habits: 1. Sparrow's Hentai Foundry profile, check for new pics 2. /gif/ 3. /aco/ 4. /d/ 5. online adult flash games
Ian Kelly
source for these claims?
Brayden Carter
*dabs*
Dylan Adams
alright alright we can use my thread next here's my mum again (middle) with her younger and older sister in transylvania more pics to follow
you fuckwit for most people it's never an issue and they'll be made immune to it for the rest of their life once their immune system easily deals with it stop bullshitting on the internet because everything can be so easily disproved with a quick google search fuck off and kill yourself you dumb twat
William Clark
how do benders cope with the knowledge that they are biologically and morally unnatural?
Xavier Morris
maremma sheepdog
Ryder Rivera
thought this nick lad was an american putting on a really bad english accent but it turns out he's a northerner
absolutely bizarre
Wyatt Morales
fuck replied to the wrong shit
meant for
Christian Jones
>it's a "autist is incapable of liking more than one animal and spams the thread" episode sick of re-runs
Evan Richardson
[Verse 4: Martinez Twins] Hold on, hold on, hold on Can we switch the language? We 'bout to hit it Sí, lo único que quiero es dinero Trabajando en YouTube todo el día entero Viviendo en U.S.A, el sueño de cualquiera Enviando dólares a mi familia entera Tenemos una persona por encima Se llama Donald Trump y está en la cima Desde aquí te cantamos - can I get my VISA? Martinez Twins, representando España Desde la pobreza a la fama
[Chorus: Jake Paul] It's everyday bro It's everyday bro It's everyday bro I said it is everyday bro!
[Verse 5: Tessa Brooks] Yo, it's Tessa Brooks The competition shook These guys up on me I got 'em with the hook Lemme educate ya' And I ain't talking book Panera is your home? So, stop calling my phone I'm flyin' like a drone They buying like a loan Yeah, I smell good Is that your boy's cologne?
[Verse 6: Jake Paul] Is that your boy's cologne? Started balling' Quicken Loans Now I'm in my flippin' zone Yes, they all copy me But, that's some shitty clones They in all designer clothes And they ask me what I make I said is 10 with six zeros Always plug, merch link in bio And I will see you tomorrow 'cause It's everyday bro Peace
Brayden Adams
how can anyone dislike a nice cute cat?
Parker Jackson
>biologically and morally unnatural? astoundingly stupid post
Luis Russell
Bit touchy aren't we? Must be that cat shit parasite burrowing into your brain.
Jaxson Reyes
>LIKE BANE, BORN TO CRASH, THIS PLANE
Nathan Martin
Don't have to make babies with her. That body is bipedal viagra
Christian Hill
delete this mate
Julian Jenkins
dogs are just fucking disgusting and unpleasant
Jack Ward
Why do Australians always make the most abhorrent posts.
Matthew Bell
making dubious and unsubstantiated claims on Sup Forums again haha x
Levi Stewart
How fucking mad is this paki
Jacob Lewis
the jake paul gimmick isnt very funny to be honest
