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can someone photoshop them into kev's kitchen? edition

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SIMPLE AS

>Be outside bar having a cigarette on my own
>See girl and her three friends walk up
>Moments later she's stood in front of me asking for a lighter (I'm sure one or two of her friends were smoking)
>After she hands me back my lighter she starts asking me about the bar
>Then starts talking to me about how she went to university in the city we're in and now she's living with her old housemates
>After I ask her which University she went to, I mention I'm currently studying there
>She touches me on the arm laughingly when she mishears what I tell her my course is
>Asks me if I have a job on the side, and where exactly I work
>Eventually she says she's gonna go back to her friends to give one of them half of her cigarette
>As I leave, she stops me to ask my name and tells me hers

Was she interested in me or just being friendly and chatty given that she presumably had a few drinks?

anime

imagine joining the military so you can get your willy chopped off on the government's dollar
absolutely insane

bit racist

might call the rozzers

This husky fella walks towards you in a narrow sidewalk visibly inebriated singing racist football hooligan songs.

What do you do?

There's a woman in this KFC with a black child of about 8 and blonde white child of about 2. Fucking state of this country.

112dirtbag is some grimey shit

hate pjw

anime chebs and arse

If a woman is attempting to get your attention on a night out, she's interested.

it's a yank borrowing but it holds pretty true across the board

isn't that the guy who got beat up by shia lebeef

howling

sad case

anime gf

i mean anime

>willingly bending knee to any human

hate anime but quite like anime chebs ngl

the sex with anime

Larry Carlson mentioned

the holocaust DID happen. the numbers were just massively exaggerated and it was not exclusive to Jews. outright saying it didn't happen is an entirely calcified pineal response

Early New

Hair wax recommendations?

semen

state level:
Islamic

meme

it was orchestrated by hitlers masters, the rothschilds to kill poor working class jews who they saw as scum who shouldn't be a part of their race

>the queen
>human

/ourlad/

hate bad jews

>make a lot of money
>what I do isn't exactly illegal, but its kind of immoral
>don't have to work so long so too much free time

hmmmm not sure how to cope with this feel lads

jannnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

26th July 2017
4 days now without a tinder match
feeling confused and upset

2/10, pointy elbows

>He has never gotten on bended knee to eat pussy

Lmaoing at your life

Racism in among future kings can only lead to no good besides, all our sons and daughters already know how that feels

>Trump has announced that he hasn't changed anything and the US stance on transgenders in the military will stay the same as it was when Obama and previous Presidents were in charge

HOLY FUCK WHAT A BIGOT THIS IS ALL TRUMPS FAULT

chirst

what is with that woman

level 6 here

Found the gigolo

bored to fucking tears of trump and trannies now

what does she even mean by this

business idea: babestation but with anime

Why has RP died out?
Watching 50s/60s documentaries and ordinary old people used to sound posh

i read that obama changed it to allow transgenders in, but trump changed it back before it could come into effect

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it's just meaningless drivel as always, don't bother

If 3 million people can be killed in 4 years.

Why is it so hard to believe 6 million people can't be killed in 8 years?

choon
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it's just banter m8

stop being such an uptight spiv

shes right

>it was not exclusive to Jews
no one ever said that

reminder fanny means arse in yank speak
this post will completely and hopelessly confuse them

much like anything beyond basic levels of speech

it was just plain edgy
had a giggle at this one though

fairly obvious m8

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Nos yeux, nos oreilles, notre odorat, notre goût différents créent autant de vérités qu'il y a d'hommes sur la terre.

*turns fruits into vegetables*

she's implying trump has a vagina? i don't get it, that makes no sense

microwaves
same thing that's killing bumblebees, red squirrels and sperm counts

doubled my sargon patreon pledge

dumb yanks

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she's pro trump

I defy you to prove you have better taste in music than me

youtube.com/watch?v=OGS1811tHgk

>this is your brain on McDonald's

mate... just stop
*walks away and start talking to *

*wake up in my £1000/day hostel room with 6 other people in it*
*start my commute to work*
*girl gets acid thrown in her face on platform*
*get on train*
*BOOOM carriage 9 has just exploded*
*get to work*
*would say hello to coworkers but they've all been beheaded*
*want to work in silence but the call to prayer is blaring through the office*
*leave work, log on to /brit/, and console myself by making fun of those provincials haha they don't know what they're missing*

Red vs. blue wank.
Borrowed spending has been more or less cross party for decades

the yank thinks she's a tumblrite because of the pink hair, that's where the confusion stems from

>>>/twitch/

Spilled water on the plugs at my place near work, didn't fess up for an hour until it was apparent, how fucked am I? Should I have just said? Boss seemed pissed but didn't let me go on the spot at least

my beard fucking stinks

dire post

Does Kev support the Dublin Leprechauns?

dont understand how some people cant have a smartphone. durrr i dont need one i only make calls and texts.

today i was in the middle of fucking nowhere and i burst my tire, no spare, no signal, but a little H+. So, I went on to my email, found my insurance details, downloaded skype, used my skype balance to make a free call to my insurers number to see if I had breakdown, I did. so then, I waited, gave them my skype number for them to call me back in, more reliable with no phone signal. the bloke coming to find me had to call twice. while I waited I played tetris on my phone, and made a call to a family memeber in Sweden, over whatsapp, for free.

Honestly by not having a smartphone you're literally just punishing yourself. people don't realise how priviliged we are to have that kind of technology on us all the time, to use whenever we want or need. why would anyone deny themself that? WHY?!

>I don't like touchscreens

just fucking off yourself you utter ingrate

Christopher Nolan doesn't even have a cellphone, nor email.

and he makes shit films

"english now isn't the first laguage for the majority of london residents"

..bbb.bbbutt the snowflake generation...zuckerburger... 1984 ..

Danelad is here

what does 'yeet' mean?

'sheed

any good films lads?

hmm, this edge case made me reconsider smartphones. NOT

obsessed

literally the best director of this generation

whatever happened to this guy?

It's an interesting irony of a Conservative government policy that even traditional Conservatives can no longer afford to live there and have to 'settle' for Fulham and Putney (or Chiswick or Wimbledon, as you say). Epitomised by Kensington turning Labour at the recent General Election - foreign investors can't vote.

is he the same one as the one in /cum/

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Hell or High Water

just watch something from Christopher Nolan

LOOOOOOOOL GACHI

yeah

it's something blacks say, kinda like "sike! gotcha""