Why don't Nordics used condiments? Why are their sandwiches so boring?

Why don't Nordics used condiments? Why are their sandwiches so boring?

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What is this fresh meme?

What do you mean? That pic looks perfectly fine, do you expect 10 different ingredients for a sandwich or something?

bad post, you should delete it

those look disgusting

ummm try again sweetie

>that pic looks perfectly fine

where the mustard snownigga

it's just cheese and salami on bread, what is actually disgusting about it?

Is salmon expensive in Nordic countries?
It's literally just meat, cheese, and bread. What is wrong with that?
Is that fish paste?

>Is salmon expensive
Depends, farmed Norwegian salmon is dirt cheap for example.

How can nordic "sandwiches" even compete?

we should drown our sandwiches in grease and wrap them in bacon, maybe that will please our american overlords

liver patee. the fish egg spread is an exclusively swedish meme but its pretty good as well

why do americans put a pound of meat in their sandwiches? so disgusting, it's a sandwich not a fucking meatloaf

no just make them less bland. 5-10 ingredients, not 2

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>kaviar
caviar? seriously

perfect sandwich:
bread
butter
meat
cheese

in that order

It's a meal not a snack

fish eggs

Because we can afford it, europoor

You consider the OP pic a snack?

>butter on a meat sandwich

haram

Best sandwich coming through

this post should automagically take all credit away from american posters when talkjing about sandwiches

Remove jelly, add nutella and banana

>that bread
lol

this is honestly vomit inducing

It sure as hell ain't a meal. Maybe it's good for a kid ~10 years old or less.

I'm a grade schooler: the sandwich

>No thank you, I'm far too mature for PB&J.

>Being this much of a tryhard

ironically that guy looks like someone who had few too many pbjs

>sorry m'lady, I only eat epicurean cuisine like peanut butter and fruit preserves on white bread

fresh bread usually has a taste to it

different from the walmart plasting bag white bread that lasts for 2 weeks

however op's pic is from some shitty school cafeteria that traumatized my childhood (wtf was that spaghetti and wtf was that yellow gunk served with it)

if you ever see this shit, run:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janssons_frestelse
they sometimes serve it in uni cafeterias and it stinks up the whole fucking place just being served and I see naive foreigners take a try at it and never again

oh and this is how that shit usually looks like, without the crust and with pink pork everywhere

Dont listen to this bullied jonne
janssons bullypie is very good

What are you talking about? That stuff is decent

fuck you I'll never get those days I got sick from that poison concoction back

>american cuisine

I'm a manlet and a skinny one besides, and I would eat a slice of bread with cheese on top in between meals, not as a meal. How on Earth do you Big Guys survive on those things?

der ewige jude strikes again

>last digits 41
>last ingridient jus

this can't be coincidence

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>American cuisine
>Guy is brown and using mexican ingredients

Yeah, sure thing Globowitz.

Janssons is insanely good though

Really?

Greatest ally makes greatest sandwich

You would know puto

>>Guy is brown and using mexican ingredients
sounds quite american to me

Reminder that Sandwiches are a British invention and the rightful property of her Maj.

it's actually pretty good.

>Be American
>Gaze upon at this image of perfection
>State "I must lather it in something fatty"

My mom used to buy those. They're fucking expensive.

Most popular sandwich meat is horse
Reminder that this is ILLEGAL to produce in the Burger Federation

they're cheap staple food here lol

>sausage and butter sandwich

and you call us fat

>animal fat makes you fat
nice 1970s science

I think the Yank knows more about being fat than you do, m8

>falling for the sugar jew

>sugar

Mustard goes with meat, not butter.

bad goys

>Meat is disgusting to Danish cock smokers

That isn't a fucking meal to an 8 year old.

Can you show me where the age limit is written on peanut butter or jam? I can't find it

Thank you for the pepper göl sausage slices mr dane

Nice try, merchant, I'm not falling for your tricks

"Kaviar" aka a paste of the mashed up intestines and wombs of rotten fish. I worked for the company that produced it, if people saw the shit being made theyd never eat it again

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You cuckbois ain't got NOTHING on our bread culture.

Also sandwiches need to be FOLDED not CUT

>if people saw the shit being made theyd never eat it again
This isn't new, it's the case for pretty much every product ever.

>Sup Forums starts arguing about sandwiches for children
>Dutch flag shows up

The Dutch truly are British Germans.

youtube.com/watch?v=caj6zPDwKTk

Fish goo is much less disgusting than watching regular sausages or minced meat get made

>tfw you will never need to consume 4000 calories in a single day just to sustain your massive body
americans are superior in every way.

Yes, but i worked for scan in kristianstad too, while the smells are nasty (burnt hairs) the actuall processing of the meats is less "traumatic" than youd think, and they dont use the bad parts, they are sold as dog food.
The way kalles is made is litteraly revolting. Theyve got this gigant tub of grey guts being mixrd together into a paste, then they dye ot. They use eyes and brains of the fish too.

WTF I love Italy now

>poverty sandwich

I show up because I'm needed. I'm not letting the country that eats """"peanut butter"""" with jam on a single piece of bread lead the discussion. Also the pic you posted is digusting and needs to be delet pls thank you

>Britain nowhere on the map but all of its colonies are
I'm glad we put that old man out to pasture.

ayo watch out coming thru

fuck off Americans unite with Mexico already

what's that brown sauce?

>Implying non-whites can be real Americans

lol

Somali semen

sweet mustard

>half of america are not americans
what did he mean by that?

why are americans such spoiled brats?

Brains are eaten all over the world. Stewed brain used to be popular here. It's very calorie rich and not bad for you if prepared properly. Fish eyes are considered a delicacy in many places and there's no danger in eating them. Dying foods is sadly(?) a very common practice. Virtually all artificially raised salmon for instance is dyed. Meat in most stores are artificially kept a fresh-looking-red by replacing the air in the packaging with carbon monoxide. Most canned vegetables have artificial coloring added, to keep them from looking pale and unappetizing. It's industry standard.

It might look and sound unappealing but there's really nothing inherently dangerous about it and there are probably countless other things you consume that are produced under worse conditions.

Poor anchovies, such as like pic related, ruin it for me.

I meant exactly what I wrote.

>Implying non-whites can be real Americans
one of them even became a president as far as I remember

here is a picture of a sandwich I like during the hot months

those are goat cheese and stuff, no fucking school would server their students that, way too expensive, unless you're in france

black-whitey != non-white

>goat cheese
>too expensive

nah, the picture is probably from Norway where it's just as common as any other comman mans cheese

being american has nothing to do with your blood or skin. unless you are talking about the real americans, which are not so white iirc.

>hot months
You mean the 3 months where it's sort of warm enough to not wear a jacket but you end up wearing one anyway because it rains all the time?

I'm not talking about the luxury version with fish, as I've never had that. I didn't realize the article didn't even mention the pork-only version.

There is a pork-only Janssons.

>fish
>luxury version
I never realized things were so bad in Finland