What's the worst physical pain you've ever experienced?

What's the worst physical pain you've ever experienced?

Ironically OD'd on strong painkillers

7. I had a dislocated shoulder and waited in the ER for about 6 hours before they god me, desu.

>The state of the American healthcare system

My family has such good healthcare too

getting my thumbnail ripped out

testicular torsion

I once had an open wound on my chin and anesthesia wouldn't work. So they closed it without it. I was six at the time

Thats because you weren't hurt as badly as other people were. I broke my foot in canada and waited 14 hours to see someone about it

Did they fix the testicle or did you have to lose it?

angle grinded my finger up to the bone

got it fixed pretty fast so it's fine now, but it's definitely the most painful think I've ever experienced. I've had cluster headaches, and I can assure you that testicular torsion is much worse.

Once I saw an american post so stupid, that my cringe made my face feel an unfathomable pain.

Dislocated shoulder or when I got jumped and got a concussion, im sure that was detrimental to my health although I couldnt feel it really til a while after

Wart burnt by dermatologist with liquid nitrogen, no anesthesia. Usually women. Fucking sadists, they enjoy to burn you.

Also, >no gf.

I stepped on a bigass nail

My lower leg once hopped out of my knee.
I put it back in place.

chikungunya fever
The pain was too great that I couldn't stand from bed for two whole days and stayed in fetal position all that time.
Parents ended up giving me some illegal cannabis butter that got very popular in my city for the pain treatment.

otitis, every saliva swallow was hell

finger chopped off when i was 2.

>dropped off at daycare
>didnt want to
>went back to the gate thing they had that keeps the kids inside
>put my finger in the hinge
>lady closed it on me

yep i remember even though i was so young, my first memory. got it reattached and the only issue i have is the nail looks strange from compulsive nail picking after the fact.

Once i cut my finger off. Hurt more to sew it in place...

do you have problems moving it or is it like new? like nerves damaged and shit

Kek, once i got malaria in central Brazil (visiting some parents). They threat me with quinine and vodka.

I get cluster headaches. Most of the time you can just get through them with out Advil

I had fluid around my lungs which was sucked away through a giant needle stuck between my ribs with partial anaesthesia which frankly didn't do much.
The procedure was done three times in a course of one week.

No, not at all. I just don't use this finger in my keyboard because he stop growing.

did it work?
cannabis butter made wonders to me, I had some good 14 hours sleep and felt hungry for the first time in days.
An uncle of mine as well as a neighbor have cannabis plants just in case another outbreak occurs.

>>lady closed it on me
fuck, that's horrible!
poor kid!

yeah my parents sued and got like 10-20k that they saved for me lol.

wasnt traumatized by it though. i specifically remember blacking out 10 or 20 seconds, then suddenly im in a car confused how i got there, with someone dripping my hand in a blood filled cup for some reason

fell of the roof and broke both my left arm and leg
broke the same leg years later while playing football
im fragile

When I was 7 I fell off my bike and my chest landed on the kerb. I wasn't wearing a shirt so I ended up with a massive graze between my nipples.

sounds like the 1st day in jail.
"You can't escape!"

That time when everything came out of every orfice at the same time. I thought I was going to die on the toilet like elvis.

i nearly did that on a baby EXACTLY the same way, fingers in the hinge, she was on the other side of the door, hard to see. glad her parents were right there and both went like NOOOO so i froze for a second then noticed too. thank god.
i had the image of what could have happened in mind for a while after that.

did it happen here or in some other country? otherwise i would have sued the shit out of that daycare. if it happened here, 100K for pain and suffering easily.

27 years of being a lonely virgin with no goals and no purpose in life.

ah never mind, didn't notice your post

I think we all feel you.

Our hearts are with your family.

I don't even remember the pain, but when I was 4 years old I had Borrelia / Lyme Disease, and they needed a spinal fluid test for some reason so they had to install a giant (for me) tap with a needle inside my spine, and apparently I shit myself and blacked out.

>Most of the time you can just get through them with out Advil
how?
I think I had cluster headaches two months ago.
I had one every morning for a week or two and boy that was painful. I fucking banged my head on the closet and walk from side to side untill it stopped.
I really hope that shit will not come back.

>Stuck your dumb ass finger in a door unbeknownst to the staff member and get hurt
>She gets sued for it

Ah yes, land of the free home of the brave.

jumped from a 2 and a half, or maybe three, storey building when I was 12
Left knee is still weak

The worst pain I've had would be an abscess tooth. It wasn't the abscess itself but the dentists (who couldn't give me anesthesia for some reason, maybe they didn't have any) kept just trying to pull it out by force.

this m8
It's like when you get kicked in the balls, and after the initial impact pain there's this internal, readiating pain thats goes up in to your stomach and makes you feel like puking. That pain all the way until they put me under, i puked 4 times.

>I've had cluster headaches, and I can assure you that testicular torsion is much worse.
That suprises me a lot
I had a testicular torsion and it sucked, see but it was nowhere near the horror stories you can read about cluster headaches. you probably just had a migraine.

Sickle Cell is complete shit. Lol women who birthed kids natural say it's not as bad as a Sickle Cell.

Tore my banjo string.

Cluster headaches can vary alot in pain, some describe stabbing from behind the eye others don't, the most popular theory is that it's the part of your brain in charge of your day-routine getting too active causing tissue pressure and activating nerves in your brain, causing frequent super-painful headaches around the same time of the day.
If you're having migraines on the clock every day, it might be mild cluster headaches.

The real horror is the fact that it's not a one-time thing

Your balls are shock full of nerves aswell though, and I can easily see them being on the same level of suicidal pain.

Sex with finnish guy, finn guys are so big!

Two herniated disks from severe degenerative disk disease along with a rotated hip. Went to one of the best spine clinics in the world, and they passed around my MRI because it was the worst case they'd seen in anyone under 65 and had no idea how it'd happened since I'm not a fatty and didn't get into a car accident. Could barely dress myself, sitting down was torture, laying down was torture, stepping into a car was torture, living was torture etc. Just constant excruciating pain. Started getting hours-long panic attacks multiple times a day/night once I got the MRI results as well. Eventually lost feeling on the side of my left hip. This went on for about a year of hell until it went away, with occasional flair-ups when I do something to aggravate it.
Man, that sucks. What does it feel like?

>had to get surgery to get my ingrown toenail removed
>It was ingrown and infected on both sides
>"so when do I get the anesthesia?"
>"you don't"
12 needles and 2 incisions latter and my toe was fixed.

Kidney stones

Stop being a nigger.

anal sex with a black man

I put cigarettes out on my hands. It was painful I handled the pain. Yeah its weird but I wanted to see if I could handle it and I did.

i had to get cryotherapy on a large wart on my heel three times. ten seconds of the worst pain imaginable and it lasts until you get a very strong painkiller in you, which for the dumbest reasons took minutes the first two times.

Toothache.

dehydration 100%

Broke my thumb when I was about 11 but the first aid woman thought I'd just jarred it, so forced me to keep moving it. That made it even worse ofc

Cluster headaches
Fuck cluster headaches

Cotton fever. Not sure the medical term. Shot up with a needle I should've thrown away. It's like the worst migraine you've ever felt plus fever and bad aches, with vomiting. I couldn't even manage to type out a sentence or look at my phone for a few seconds. I seriously thought about suicide til it was over

All that and it just... disappeared?

That's what ya get

Curing phimosis(not diagnosed) by jerking off aorund age 10-11.

100%. Had the worst toothache ever, like, two years ago. Really couldn't go to a dentist at the moment. When I finally could, the pain had already subsided, but my gum was still swollen. Turns out that two tooth nerves had literally rotted out, so she could proceed to draining the pathological liquid without even anaesthesizing me.
Heard that's literal hell. Can you give an impression of what it's like?

Burned my inner forearm very very badly, had to have my charred skin peeled off by a doctor several times over a month or so

Degenerative disk disease never goes away, but herniations usually clear up eventually. There's a good chance that I'll get more in my lifetime, a 50% chance I'll need surgery, and a guarantee that arthritis will develop. The hip thing took a lot of PT to correct. It was really strange; all of a sudden one of the bones just became twisted and I had to push it back into the right position.

Not him but I'm not 100% my case was cluster headaches but it's like someone stabbing your eyeball from the inside and it's going on for ~30 minutes every day. I literally got woken up by this every day for a couple of days straight. Shit was so painful I had to move around and bang my head to distract myself.

Fractured both my heels after landing wrong, tried to walk it off without realising how severe it was and promptly passed out from the pain. I can't properly recall how it felt, it was like my mind transcended to a new hellscape level of pained existence, imagine the blunt pain you get from hitting your knee only times 100 and it doesnt stop. I screamed my lungs out in the ambulance and just wanted to die really.

I got some pretty intense painkillers though and was basically just sitting in a wheelchair drooling like some cataconic 90 year old for 2 weeks afterwards, became a bit malnourished, but it was good after the initial day or so.

I could go but didn't want to

One day the infection got so acute I fainted and yeah the shots didn't work because everything was swollen and they had to cut it open to drain

Fuck dentists, they're always Germans here

Feels like getting stabbed in the eye for hours at a time, on and off, for several days. They haven't been so bad since I got barbiturates to deal with them though

Probably appendicitis, also had my finger cut off but I forgot what it felt like

Cramps in my leg /foot while sleeping
Shit hurts like nothing else

Kidney Stones

baseball hit my balls hard

pussey

Acute Pancreatitis.

Felt like my stomach was going to explode but it was in fact basically cut into two with my swollen Pancreas. It killed my beta cells and I'm now a Diabetic. Yay.

Have you tried magic mushrooms? You probably could even microdose them months to treat the problem so that you don't have to trip out.

On the neck when I've got meningitis, I couldn't turn my head without feeling an excruciating pain on my neck.

jamal fucked me to the ass without lube

Kidney Stones

It's among the worst pains known ti medical science, commensurate with cluster "suicide" migraines, unmedicated childbirth, and severe heart attacks.

I tried to OD on pain meds, didn't work and woke confused in the hospital a day later:
>wake up
>meds kinda made me forget the whole thing
>didn't know what the fuck was happening
>they had to insert a tub inside my penis through my uretra so i would urinate
>felt really discomfortable
>try to pull it off with all my strength
>didn't know it had a certain way of taking it off or else it would be stucked
I screamed so loud that the place got full of medics in like half a minute

Bullet ant.

I once woke up in the middle of the night, laying face up on my back. My legs and arms were in the most intense pain I had ever felt, it was agonizing. I took 3 ibuprofen, and 20 minutes later I couldn't feel a thing.
Never did figure out what caused it.

whitening my teeth in thailand
enamel already was fucked up from snusing so much, and the bleaching fucked it up even more so every breath felt like the teeth were cut in half, for a few days

Neck cramps

That shit stays sore for days after the initial pain is gone. During and after that swallowing and speaking hurt. I can't even move my head while it lasts.

The other thing probably has to be a headache that felt like ice exploding inside my brain at random times for a few hours.

My top 3 looks something like this


1) Anhero attempts
2)Testicular torsion
3)Fractured bones

Broke my thumb playing catcher i kept thinking the pain would go away so i kept playing and i suffered tge whole game

How'd you do that? Stick your throwing hand up?

The pitcher threw the ball and instead of the ball hitting the net part of the glove it hit my thumb part of the glove.

That's why catcher's gloves have extra padding though

This is you

>Stuck your dumb ass finger in a door
Wow, it's almost like he was 2 or something...

I slipped on an inverted banana peel and fell up a flight of stairs.

It's true, those aren't even the only stupid health problems I have. But not much you can do but work through it.

because weaing a shirt would have prevented any injuries right

I've been having a chronic migraine for about 4 years, and it never went away.

My right ball also hurts since I had epididymite 2 years ago, it never fully healed.

literally ruined my life.

FUCK NIGGER

>kerb

Fell off my bike downhill and landed on my mouth. Snapped off good portions of a lot of teeth, made some others crooked, lost a front tooth and incisor. Unfortunately two of the snapped teeth exposed the nerve ending, because a tooth wasn't covering it anymore, the nerves were exposed to the air and generally everything and it still hurts to even type this out, I try to block the whole endevour from my mind. I called 9/11 and went into shock and blacked out after about 5min - 10min after. Sooooooooo muuccchhhh blooodddd. I didn't even know I had that much blood.

It took about 6 months reconstructing my mouth. It turned out to be a blessing in disguise though because now my teeth are literally as perfect as if a dentist sculpted them himself.

child birth

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