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The present is the best time, remember that

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The dots belong to me!

Fake pic, Haruhi is not a slut

Agreed. I too like her

Cute pic, Stocking is a qt
:)

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She is :)

Yes!
Don't say mean things about her

How could I say something bad about someone whom I use every day?

H-hey!

What?

Hmm

Stop!

Checking out the gay thread, I see.

Wow she looks fat

Is that the Estonian who claims he's not gay?

lul
He's obviously gay ironically, stop accusing him of such nonsense.

Probably.

>He's obviously gay ironically
Ironic homosexuality is still homosexuality.

Don't bully Stocking and Patchu or I'll start crying

I'm not gay.

Thank you, you are truly the wisest one here.

That's pretty cute that you like them so much you could even start crying, now I want to make you cry

I won't let you!

ko pr :3c

Stocking is a fucking slut I've seen her getting done by a dog yesterday

No!
She loves me!

Righto.

>having a slut as your waifu
So much for not wanting to be cucked, huh.

pffhahaha you really enjoy sloppy seconds don't you huh? stockingu fucks with everyone

Grrrrrrr
That's not true, she saves herself for me

She kept begging me to release in her when I was doing her, she locked me in with her legs when I was fucking her so I couldn't get out and I could just cum inside her what a slut lol

KO PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Why even call these threads balt, it's just 3 gay roleplayers since others stopped posting due to you not just keeping it on/jp/

Wew
You have a perverted fantasy, I know that you're lying

Me me me girl is very cute (can't remember the name of her)
I know I should start making Doujinshi's
>fantasy,lying
No. Stockingu is a fucking slut that loves getting rammed by everyone

I bet you wanna sniff those smelly feet.

I keep what I want to do to anime feet for myself

>Stockingu is a fucking slut that loves getting rammed by everyone
Then how come we still haven't slept together? Liar

>Then how come we still haven't slept together?
Because she loves getting fucked by everyone, but (You) you're just a cuck who buy's her food and just a person to use (she said so herself to me) she is a whore lol

>his waifu fucks everyone except him

Guess who's back, back again

ummmmmm
Louis XIV?

>buy's her food
N-no...
> and just a person to use
Wha??
> (she said so herself to me
You never met her
> she is a whore lol
Noo!
Grrrrr

Hmm, yes. I have arrived.

g'day poofter

>N-no...
So you don't even buy her food? No wonder she doesn't like you
>Wha??
I mean she has to have some cuck who pays her bills and candies
>You never met her
I have multiple times
>Noo!
She is

>So you don't even buy her food
Yes, I do...

lol what a cuck she literally does everyone but not the person that takes care of her

Correct, I am the state

That's mean...

Are you crying? I really want to see your cry

daily reminder an*me is for retarded losers

*increases absolutism*

No, I don't...

Please do, I bet it would look really cute

*gets into a war over Spanish succession*

Like we need France to be even stronger!

I would never cry

heh, I know that you're crying because stockingu betrayed you there is no need to deny it

She didn't, she's sleeping on our bed right now

Yes, sleeping because of all the sex that we had she must be really tired

But she was home today
She woke up a bit earlier than me, but that happens all the time
She was taking a shower when I woke up so it must have been ~10 mins since she woke up

I wish France was the world hegemon instead of the US

Yes, we did it with her in the shower you see.
Good night bro I haven't slept enough last time so I will be going earlier today.

She wouldn't let you!
Bye

They had their chance

US "culture" is so shit.

Please kill yourself you self hating retard

>self hating
What?

FUCKING FROG TERRORISTS REEEEEEE

>The last act of terrorism on New Zealand soil(water) was committed by the French government

Really makes you think

I'm still sick after almost a whole week... do I have cancer?

No, but you might want to see a doctor.

Your fine, I've been coughing for at least a week, it'll probably clear soon

Mmm, I think I'll go to the pharmacy to get some cough medicine just in case.
Someone I should have done a week ago.

That's probably a good idea, you can try get high off the cough medicine as a way to forget about your cough

I'll have to buy some mountain dew whilst I'm at it

:DDDD

>pharmacy has no prices displayed
>cheap cough medicine is deliberately hidden facedown
I LOVE manipulative anti-consumer marketing practices

Boss is being an asshole again.

What did he do? My boss always tried to micromanage me at super busy times which pissed me off because I knew how to do my fucking job and didn't need him to tell me to do stuff I was already doing.

Knock him out.

He's purposely slowing down the network so myself or anyone else at work can't even load a webpage.

Does your job require the internet?

Yes, because I have to update laptops. I try and only do two at a time as windows 10 updates saturates the connection.

You do tech work and your boss is fucking the connection?
What possible reason could he have for fucking with your ability to do your job lol

Cause he plays jokes alot.

>Fucking the company as a joke
How do people like this get to positions of power

The server is still running Windows Server 2008 R2 also.

Download: 3.11 Mbps
Upload: 0.14 Mbp
Ping: 527 ms

Farkin hell lads.

>Ping: 527 ms
You routeing through north korea or something?

Imao

Meanwhile on my phone with 4G.

Download: 41.11 Mbps.
Upload: 4.50 Mbps.
Ping: 40 ms.

Come and get your tea user

Oh boy

*runs down carpeted stairs*

Ah, nearly time to go home lads.

I'll make sure to keep the kettle boiled for you honey.

Thanks sweetie. x

Good morning, qts.
Had some nice dreams so I'm in a good mood this morning.
I'm sure something will happen to ruin it soon.

Good morning(evening)

ur gay

See? I did the thing that ruined your morning out of the way so you don't have to worry about it.