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Your cunt is pretty tight for a slut Edition

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reminder that slut shaming is the sign of the ignorant

*gets in*

>two memes early

i just at a peach, or in japanese a もも.

your cock is just a vagina grown the wrong way

that's pretty funny ngl

>ngl
??

>being C*tholic
you had it coming

The times they are a changin'

fuck thots

you really made me sad, cana

>can finally watch the red sox game for the first time in a few days because of the stupid west coast schedule starting games past 10pm
>they actually win
>our 20 year old rook just called up gets his first career hit
>its a home run

beautiful day

I think im a little bit in love with you

Why
What have I done to make you upset?

had a homosexual give me a haircut
wasn't worth the cost

not gonna lie

you haven't responded to my text messages

gay

wtf I love russian now! youtube.com/watch?v=gYlccFCw6DU

remember that episode where marge and flanders almost fugged

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I used to have a real sensitivity to spices
I remember the first time I had apple jacks cereal my mouth was burning from the cinnamon

You don't have my phone number.
I'll give you my number if you want it tho

(OP)
US studios are scared as fuck, running around in circles. Protectionism in your country, ok, but you won't be able to sink the film in the rest of the world.

Anayway we already own Universal Studios, Europa Corp is just another french big player.

My penis is so erect that even the slightest sexual stimulation would make me cum so hard that I would have to be put in an intensive care unit.

daily reminder

and now I'd like to take you all back to the 90s with this nostalgic tune

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnmICxvoVY

Was it rape?

lolwhitepeoplelmao

*blows softly on your willy*

*SPLURT*
AAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

I think you still love me, but we can't escape the fact that I'm not enough for you.So I'm not blaming you for falling in love with another woman. I'm not angry, either. I should be, but I'm not. I just feel pain. A lot of pain. I thought I could imagine how much this would hurt, but I was wrong.

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God, How does this song make me feel patriotic and proud of a place I haven't been to and will never be in.

I sincerely believe The Knack is the greatest band of all time, and there is absolutely nothing you can ever do to convince me otherwise.

dont like to sympathize with canadians but I feel u

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neon genesis levengelion

>tfw you remember something cringey you did in front of a cute girl in high school

>Protectionism in your country
Got anything except poor sales to back that up?

>Government is trying to get rid of fake medicines, "miracle supplements" and fake herbs
>They are doing a fucking great job at it

If only they could do the same with crime related stuff, too bad liberal laws protect criminals.

DONT POST MY WAIFU WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

Fucking hate Canada post. Worthless fucking thieves, someone should fucking end them.

I turned down multiple cute girls in school

Including a girl who was perfect me and may have possible been the one

I try not to think about it, but there's a specific song she showed me from my favorite band and every time I hear it I think of her and get sad.

Love yourself.

:^(

Can't.

Dixie is in the heart and soul of every righteous man.

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t. individualism

OBLIVION HD WHEN

>"Come here and fuck me in the pussy"
y-yes madam president

WAGGADOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ouagadougou

you live in my dream state
relocate my fantasyyyy~
I stay in realityyy~
you live in my dream state

anytime I'm countin sheep
thats the only time we make up, make up
you exist behind my eyelids, my eyelids
I dont wanna wake up

*vapes*

bout to fap to some mutha fukken jav pornos my dudes

You know, it's a funny thing.

I consider myself Kinsey 6 homosexual. I have literally never felt physical attraction to a woman. When I was a baby, I nearly starved before my parents figured out they'd have to use a bottle because I wouldn't touch a breast.

When I went to school, I literally was unable to see girls. Every day, I would go to class and look around and wonder who all the empty seats were for. I thought the other guys were crazy because they sometimes had arguments with thin air.

When I went to high school, I joined the football AND swim teams so I could spend more time in the locker rooms. It wasn't really the nudity-- I had porn-- but the *smell* of the dicks that I was going for.

That's why, in the Navy, I took laundry duty every chance I got. I fantasized about our instructor taking me in, adopting me, and having me as a live-in maid.

Naturally, I picked up AIDS somewhere along the line. Some seedy bath house, I guess.

Right now, I'm teaching a men's rights class.

Yet this post and its poster is somehow gayer than me.

PADDDPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

just did a cheeky reporting my own post

>they're telling me to get a fusion core in the basement but i already have one from the cave underneath that store...

wow /cum/ has fallen

VAPEEEEEEEEEEEE

You can come here any time.

what's your opinion on the voice acting?

*vapes angrily at u*

*vapes lovingly at you*

I don't actually want to though. Maybe Carolina, But I'm more of a Northwest kinda guy.

voiced protag was a bad decision
the writing and dialogue tree was a bad decision
I've forgotten how the voice acting itself was. there were much bigger problems with the game as a whole

>I'm more of a states that are basically Canada kinda guy

hmmmm.....

one of the first people you talk to in the game is Mr. Minute-man or something, and his VO is perhaps the worst i've heard in any game i've every played

BASED jew

Sup cum

Is this who I think it is

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i have no fondness towards any of the characters including myself at the moment to be honest.

There was some kind of shit act in Parliament a few years back that had the idea to buy the entirety of Turks and Caicos.

is that what you look like?
i'm sorry

that whole mission was frankly fucking offensive on the whole. it was so in-your face with the POWER ARMOR and RAIDERS and DEATHCLAW and AMERICA I could hardly think about anything else

I dont think I really associated with the minutemen from that point until i dropped the game, so I dont remember what his voice was like. I really hated the way the protagonist sounded though. Especially when he was voicing the [sarcasm] options. It was like bad stand-up on open mic night at a shitty bar

Yes

are u black or mexichino?

sounds like FO4

90% Terrone

TORAH TORAH TORAH

>photo from 6 days ago
not buying what you're selling, bud

*sharts*

Who here /at least 4 tries to completely wipe your ass/?

Your face gives me a ''I've given up'' vibe

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I have tbqhwyf

That's what bethesda gets worse at every game they make

>oblivion you start in a jail cell where a king saves you from a life in prison and then he dies and gives you a mission
Good story telling

>fallout 3 you grow up in a vault with the love of your life and eventually turn on the evil dude and promise to save his daughter
good story telling

>skyrim you are about to be executed but a dragon comes and everybody flees in a panic allowing you to escape with some dude you just met and was going to execute you
pretty lazy and lame story telling but it can pass

>fallout 4 you spawn as a married man and then nukes go off and some guy kills your wife and steals some kid you had exactly 3 seconds of time with then you're alone in a vault on some aimless mission where you meet random people with no personality
worst story telling

tfw I've given up

>Canada wants to stop Chinese encroachment in foreign islands but not on themselves

tragic

what did you have to give up to begin with???

i ain't reading all of that

a qt bf

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