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twat

Hahaha....ASH

like from an OVEN hahahaha

>No edition

'gf edition'

2010 2011 were really nice for me
wont say it all went downhill but its not as great thats clear

oo ahh up the RA

anime

was severely depressed from 2009 to 2016

i think its mostly over now
literally thought it would never end but it has for the most part

took over 7 fucking years though bloody hell

pathetic little cunt
would love to watch you slowly eaten alive by a bear, guts first
would wank and cum so hard over it

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who is this slut and why do you keep posting her?

would you like to upgrade your package to the /brit/ plus? only £20 extra per month for unlimited posting and only £3 per picture of tim you upload

screaming, remember going there when i was like 13 absolute shithole

>it's another foreskin pulls back too far and gets stuck episode

Really need to sort the phimo out but I'm just too scared

*relaxes*

Don't post my waifu, c'mon.

(to the tune of ooh Jeremy Cor-byn)

going to Norway lads, any advice?

What changed?

>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

Slowly giving up

youtube.com/watch?v=dizlDuNO-gQ

MY THREADS ARE DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DONT CARE ANYMORE

NEED a british bf

been severely depressed for 10 years

Are you half Mexican?

britain is rubbish

got a sissy gf (male)

LEEDS MENTIONED

WHERE ARE YOU LAD

How can I meet rich girls?

she is a jewish angel

are you anti-semetic or summit?

i still dont know what happened with that shia labouef livestream thing

everytime i see a video about it i cringe so hard i have to quit out before anything even happens

i HATE watching humans attempt to interact with each other
i HATE it

youtube.com/watch?v=3D_5PoKNinY

absolute laugh

its very expensive

did lots of different stuff and met lots of new people
basically i stopped being in the same routine that i had been in for years
was still depressed but over the months it slowly faded

hahaha

where?

get help mate
seriously

anyone know the song that goes like "death inspires me like a drug inspires the rabid, can you save, can you save my heavy metal soul"?

h-hi :3

Kent

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

Dropped out of uni and now working full time in asda

'cide before 2018 I reckon

>smoking is expensive!!!
>she says while she pays for her netflix each month while buying the newest fashion and phone fads available

lofoten

the reason i dont smoke is because nobody forces me to buy a pack, like you say

the future king

Aye, he's not allowed back now

No wtf

Nice. Like hobbies an that?

help didn't help
going to hang myself

ridiculously expensive, use airbnb and don't expect to be able to eat out if you're staying there for more than a week

>tfw will never be the good ol days again

tourist trap

when i first heard this i unironically cried for 20 hours

looks like a stupid cunt

28dayslater.co.uk/paris-catacombs-june-2017.t109083

youtube.com/watch?v=MBRqu0YOH14

nice, also going to north, i also assume is a tourst trap

nah dont do it mate
if you fail its going to be even more hellish

Anyone here in a management role?

you fucking nonce

d-do you still want to go on a dinnerdate this Friday?

runt

the rest of the song is garbage

yeah, lots of different stuff (moving, traveling, different jobs, doing more social stuff in general)

but i dont think it was solely cause of that
dont even know any other reasons but it slowly started to fade over the period of 1 year

If you call her a slut again I'll fuck your shit up, Denmark.

shit pasta
(smoke in moderation just for reference)
>And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
no, but dying from multiple tumours and tarry lungs is one of the least dignified, slowest, most painful, horrible ways you can choose to go
>>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
you're right, this actually isnt an argument, it's not really unless you're an addicted runtlet

however as a counterpoint I would like to say that smoking in public or crowded areas is revolting and you should be gassed. I do it in the privacy of my own property x

being british in the 21st century is like some kind of god-inflicted curse

>already has his da's hairline
State of the Royal family

no it's not you cretin it's beautiful

yeah JJB

>do NOT know how to do the job application and interview bollocks desu
hate it

It's not so bad actually. I'm a borderline aspie social retard and I managed to land a job easily.

Just know what you claim to know on your CV, and don't be a mong who can't write or explain anything.

The reason they want a covering letter and "why do you want this job" spiel isn't to get information off you. It's to make sure you can write above the level of a 12 year old that was dropped on their head too many times, which 75% of applicants can't even do. And they give you the same questions in interview to make sure you can think on your feet, won't be a weird aspie that will bring down the team, and that you aren't mentally retarded and slow. You just have to sound coherent and personable.

Once you see the job ad and application process from the other side it becomes much less scary. Being at a company while they try and recruit. Holy fuck 19/20 applicants are fucking RETARDED. Reading the CVs was a great laugh. Your competition is a very very low bar.

And you have to be all equal opportunities and humour them with interviews anyway. I could never be an HR or hiring manager.

yes

come visit me instead

how so
also I really don't think I'll fail

Maybe hormonal.

the virgin channel

youtube.com/watch?v=wm6FpvcOvC8

I'm only human

Of flesh and blood I'm made

sister sent me this

I'd love to!

Why does this horrendously Semitic faced bitch keep getting posted? No way anybody finds that attractive, not even another jew.

kino film until she exits the bunker

>being this easily impressed

is that a young Bog?

oblivion music is maximum comfy

he uses the virgin arrow

kill yourself you rancid little twat

where are you lad

>Why does this horrendously Semitic faced bitch keep getting posted? No way anybody finds that attractive, not even another jew.

>Holy fuck 19/20 applicants are fucking RETARDED
Probably because you were recruiting for a low skill job

Do many try to apply for jobs that are above them?

it's for intellectuals like myself, brainlet

fauske

Not him, but I went to my GP and she was shit. Worse than shit.

Eventually I just became a hermit, dropped out of uni, and got over it on my own.

My current GP would probably be even worse. I got IBS-like symptoms and some strange lumps, its all resolved now but the result is my GP now thinks I'm a dumb hypochondriac and hates me.

GPs are shite at mental health. If there's not something they can diagnose and cure they aren't interested.

because youre going to be seen as the man who tried to kill himself
its going to be sticked on your forehead. then slowly ur going to build up taste for life again for a few months but it will all go down and you'll sink even harder than before you tried to kill yourself
even if you think you're going to succeed, dont do it lad its not worth it. suicide is really dumb

i wonder what life would have been like if i was born 10 years later

should I take codeine tonight?

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Dances with wolves is a comfy as fuck film if you haven't seen it yet. pretty GOAT tbqh

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>this guy is Gal Gadot's husband

wtf