Mate

>mate
>banter
>bloody hell
>tosser
>bint
>twat
>cunt
>lad
>proper
>reckon
>arse
>bullocks
>cheeky
>bender
>crisps
>dodgy
>bloke
>slag
>bugger
>cheers
>bruv

You alright nigger?

>Bullocks

kek

Woah, calm down. Wouldn't want you to go barking mad at this wanker.

Bitch ass nigga, gnoma sayin?

>bro
>dude

>tfw teachers taught you British english
>tfw they forcer British pronunciation on us
>tfw now i look like pretentious retard

Listen here mate, just because a tosser like you can't handle the banter like a proper lad doesn't mean anything's the matter with britspeak. Bloody hell, I'd bet a night in Her Majesty's twat that you're a bender raised on fizzy drink and crisps by some slag who fucked every bloke south of Hadrian's wall. I reckon a cheeky cunt like you enjoys the sound of his own voice almost as much as the sound of bullocks [sic] slapping against your arse as you get buggered. And bruv tell your mum cheers for me, she was right last night, you are a dodgy little bint.

Nicely done, OP

I read this in a Jordan B Peterson voice

Excellent choice, I wish I actually sounded like that.

>zed

I would pay for him to say all that.

>zee

Fuck, do Canadians say zed? I thought it was just brits and aussies/kiwis?

Everybody except americans call the letter "zed"

>cheeky nandos

t. Ladasha.

you guys can't do anything right

>The British and others pronounce “z”, “zed”, owing to the origin of the letter “z”, the Greek letter “Zeta”. This gave rise to the Old French “zede”, which resulted in the English “zed” around the 15th century.

Zeeta.

>mfw unironically named La'Dravious
Pls no bully ;_;

You poor man, you black?

>goes into Sup Forums
>sees shitty thread
>open thread
>AN AMERICAN OP
>close thread

>gosh

yeah dude me and creg went over to the store to get some tallboys, some 'erbz like bay-zel, carmel and aloominum foil, but as we were pulling off of the sidewalk creg didn't check his meer and a hundai, or maybe a neesan crashed into him

hella weak bro

there was literally nothing wrong with the pronunciation except for "carmel", which, in a superior American dialect, would be "caramel"

wow brah some people speak English different than you do, hella fucking epic my fucking nigga you sure showed those dumb Britbongs

when are you coming home george