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Cinema edition

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anime

big penis wank

...

babestation

spit on me

just realised I have no idea how trains work. may as well be powered by magic

my migration here was an inconvenient one

anime

*spits on you*

anime

in love and I'm going to kill myself over it

so THIS is the power of the south

Why dont you sleep nude?

You'll sleep better
Have higher metabolism
Less chance of testicals getting infected
Have higher sperm count

I am fairly certain there were no Indians in the BEF or at Dunkirk.

listening to The Ultimate Showdown

youtube.com/watch?v=OJWOtL-PZiE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke's_three_laws

same

Alri lads

Quite simple really. Either diesel or electric

Diesel is outdated, noisy and slow. Most railways in the UK use this.

Electric trains use either a third rail or overhead power lines to get electricity. Third rail is where the train has a little metal shoe that connects with another metal rail beside the track, it runs along this whilst it travels and gets the power. Overhead is where the thing rises and connects to the cable whilst travelling

Going to lead the Welsh in a rebellion to defeat the English oppressors.

don't want bed bugs up me bellend

just talk to him... kiss him

I remember that one

jews

in ireland they are pulled by horse

Eating a brick of butter as if it were an apple lads

just learned ctr h backspaces on linux and ctrl i tabs

it was made by the same guy who later did Potter Puppet Pals and a whole bunch of other stuff

this is a virus

Sleeping nude baffles me.
I stayed in Connecticut one day and woke up the next with my back full of bites, bleeding everywhere, and that was the last time I slept nude or visited Connecticut.

doin' a b-12 mega dose
wish me cuck

>Soutik Biswas India correspondent
stopped reading

ctrl w to delete the last word and ctrl u to wipe the terminal line
(dont try these in browser or you'll close the window)

i share my room with my little brother

actually might 'cide to this
thanks

did someone say neil c

youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U

No please don't.

is he cute

I don't want to risk losing someone who is basically my only friend

he's 12

if you type a long command and forget to put sudo at the beginning, just type
>sudo !!

I do sleep nude and my loads are huge.

>Team leader said I was terrible at my job and will get sacked if I don't drastically improve
>Reported him to corporate for disability discrimination

gay nonces get the fuck out

Ah never mind then
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Why are you sleeping with a twelve year old?

I know, his mashups are great too

what disability have you got

I've been playing non-stop Linkin Park since Chester died, and my mom keeps asking me what's wrong. She wouldn't get it, so I just don't respond...

moved out for uni and he took my room so when i come home for the summer i have to share with him
bit grim

i.4cdn.org/gif/1501121549784.webm

hot
tell me more

Used to always listen to You'll Smell Like A Cookie All Day and youtube.com/watch?v=vh-XAIDE7bk whenever I was sad.
It sucks that he stopped singing in his music but it makes sense because he really can't sing.

try "sudo rm -rf /", it makes your pc faster

what's the worst that could happen if you tried to kiss him?
you could at least play it off as a joke

two x chromosomes syndrome

terrible fucking advice

you benders watch too much tv. dont try and "turn" your straight friends

but how is the power converted to movement?

don't forget the --nopreserveroot

Being as ugly as me is literally worse than murder in society's eyes, yet everyone acts like you're insane for wanting to commit suicide over being ugly

sexy
nice trips too
deets?

5'4 and built like an Ethiopian child

shared a room with my mam until I was 12

used to sleep in her bed if i got scared

his mashups are best (Mouth Sounds, Mouth Silence, Mouth Moods)
youtube.com/watch?v=ZAYV3d9fSW8

>share a song
>inadvertantly induce a 'cide
only in /brit/

But a female or male child tho?

Is he the retard that needs to be picked up from the train station?

Same I'm repulsive
don't know why people speak to me lol

one normie girl latched onto me in school think she felt sorry for me

start browsing porn on the laptop and then ask him if he fancies a wank, works all the time

dyspraxia

gf made me delete my porn folder

gf made me create a porn folder

nope

gf made me rename my porn folder

good lad
fight the power

created a porn folder of the gf

obviously
but if they're not straight

>Russian hacker gets caught in Greece
>Stole upwards of $50 million worth of bitcoin
>Gets arrested for being a nigger and stealing $150 laptop and jewellery from luxury house he lived near and selling it locally

Typical fucking Russian, what a retard.

gf made no alterations to my porn folder

Can some of you lads help my bait thread get off the ground please

don't have a gf

bet he was honeypotted

sorry

there were bits of wood in my beer

>bitcoin

>ever hear of the cloud bitch?? this cara webm collection is eternal

lads

yeah probably but it's what I'd do

i hate technology

was the oinker ok

i hate you

3,4 Dihydroxyphenylpropionate

business idea: an app that tells phoneposting yanks to fuck off upon posting in /brit/

Prove it.

snorting at this

it's a pretty dire post and bait

link

Really want to lock myself in a freezer.