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A Profile of The Eternal Business Student (AKA The Young Professional)
>Three day weekends
>Coursework is basically going to dinner everynight
>Complains about writing a short essays
>Takes alternative courses that are essentially simplified remedial courses
>Struggles to complete "business calc"
>Works a 40k/yr sales job with a national conglomerate after graduating
>Writes weekly linkedin posts about how their job is more than "just a career"
>Obsessively grooms his social media accounts to appear as non-offensive as possible
>Has no technical skills and depends entirely on the the word of others to land a higher paying job
edition

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Yup, and there's nothing you can do to stop us.

need your best strategies for getting a gf

help me out here, /cum/mers

be nice and friendly

tried that, went 0-3

I use that strategy and reject girls all the time. feels bad to break a heart and its difficult because they see me being nice as being interesting and get their hopes up

official thread song

youtube.com/watch?v=mrLh66wwbzE

say hi

Good thing I'm going to college for a business degree when the new semester starts, I'll be the next Don Draper, you'll see

you lost me

you'll be here before you know it

Business students are the worst. If you aren't STEM you may as well go to trade school.

I cant break the ice though

cara isn't a bad person, it's just her fanbase and followers who are the fucking worst

made a picture

"please" stop acknowledging that faggot's existence here.

Rick:
>"Its-its-its the Jews, Morty."

>You gotta be*UUURRP* careful about the Jews!"

>"I-I've been to over 2000 different universes M-Morty and the Jews own over half of them."

Morty:
>"But that's, that's imposs-possible Rick, they are only like, uh, a small percentage of the population. Gee Rick, don't you uh remember like what uh happened last time with the holocaust and the 6 million or something?

Rick
>"T-thats where you're*BURRP* wrong Morty. What do they teach you in that school of yours? How to be a *farts* cuck?"

>"H-h-here, watch this documentary I found on Youtube. It will catch you up to pace, Morty. The white man will *UURRP* rise again, Morty. Trust me, I've been to that timeline.”

This could be said for most celebrities 2bh.

who is the fanbase?

i only reply because you spend time on it

its shit

never post it again

got a filtered reply
might read it

LMFAO

first time ive ever talked about that guy fuck off

>The white man will *UURRP* rise again, Morty. Trust me, I've been to that timeline.

holy shit man that's really good. you should draw family circus in the paper.

Met my gook gf's family. Food was great. Her brother was giving me dirty looks all night kek.

i was kidding

is a really funny picture

This is how I imagine the stereotypical east-coaster to look like.

He knows what awaits the future of your hapa children

>dating a gook

t. mexifornian

>This is how I imagine the stereotypical east-coaster to look like.

what game are u guys playin
for me it's thug pro
i am famous on it

>Having children with a gook
He can sit there and watch me destroy his sisters pucci while he jerks off to animes

i deserve a gf (asian)

She's pretty cool 2bh. She cleans my apartment and has sex with me.

wish my audio would stop dying

Some of you have an unhealthy obsession with me

starting with Ivan

>cara is THIS obsessed

do the good ending after u kill king allant, u get 60k souls or soulsucker and u have saved boletaria

who cares

>Talks about others having an unhealthy obsession with him
>As he flaunts his own unhealthy obsession with a C list celebrity that looks like a teen boy in drag

Im waiting for it to get updated again so I dont have to play everything at like 17-20 FPS

never reply to me again fuckin pencil

Stop taking obvious bait you nerdniggerfaggots.

>flaggots

Hahaha I love this shit

cuck

anyone else here invest 100's of dollars into fleshlights or is it just me

kyself fucking idiot

There is only 1 white male in your picture ! I am literally shaking

just got a filtered reply

might go to bed

Gonna take some sleeping pills and do just that

might go to my bathroom and scratch my ass

Speaking of sleeping pills, how do I into ambien

youtube.com/user/UCLAPhoneticsLab

pretty cool channel

Fuck off shill

Might scratch my exposed butthole an not wash my hands.

this poster studies wires he would say that

huh

wait no that isn't you

the only wiring I ever did was in a high school mechatronics class

*kills you*

i dont even go to school

*resurrects you with the edo tensei kinjutsu*

wire liar

*finishes the ressurection with gedō rinne tensei no jutsu*

killed a faggy centipede

youtube.com/watch?v=tOVjfX7nWIg

Centipedes are gross
Don't think I've ever even seen one in person
I do remember taking a bite out of a pink worm as a kid because it looked like candy so I figured it must taste like candy too
I promptly spat it out in disgust

Why did I laugh at this?

Because you have brain problems and need to be psychiatrically evaluated before you cause harm to another human being or even yourself

WEEEPOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When you guys say "Chad" do you mean niggers?

yes

How is mexico like? Is it kinda like Spain?

...

kek Finn memes are best memes

rate me

*wakes up right next to you*

rip cum

*rips out your guts*

>dark hair
>glasses
>too pale
>gangly
>posters on the wall
0/10

>male employees
>diverse everyone is equal

>female employees
>all of them are white woman

Makes me go hmmmmmm...

...

Nice guy.

what the fuck is wrong with canadians

Hi den mark

Don't place me in with that cuck, he's probably a poo

Hello can ada
How are ya qt?

youtube.com/watch?v=kqjeNSNuNPM

haven't slept

How should I go about finding myself an American internet friend?

>tfw i can't look at this without thinking about a british youtuber that make repetitive talking points about ess jay double yews

I like Sargon, he goes after low hanging fruit a lot and he's a liberal but his livestreams can be funny

Probably their parent's are wealthy and have good relations with important people

U have to take your beauty sleep
How are you supposed to be cute for tomorrow?

>A Profile of The Eternal Business Student (AKA The Young Professional)
>tfw I made the mistake taking a business degree and will never get a job because the Eternal Business Student looks better and is more confident than me

>too pale
I agree. He should get some sun on his body, like I have. How do you like my tan?

He's probably from Toronto.
Don't mistake Canadians with Torontonians. I have lived extensively in and out of the city, and can tell you that they are two different things.
I've never met a successful Torontonian born in the last 40 years who wasn't an immigrant. There is just something about Toronto that breeds failure.
Probably the only city in the world where the whites are the dumbest race.