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[Kevin Watson]

A Profile of The Eternal Business Student (AKA The Young Professional)
>Three day weekends
>Coursework is basically going to dinner everynight
>Complains about writing a short essays
>Takes alternative courses that are essentially simplified remedial courses
>Struggles to complete "business calc"
>Works a 40k/yr sales job with a national conglomerate after graduating
>Writes weekly linkedin posts about how their job is more than "just a career"
>Obsessively grooms his social media accounts to appear as non-offensive as possible
>Has no technical skills and depends entirely on the the word of others to land a higher paying job
edition

[Camden Evans]

Yup, and there's nothing you can do to stop us.

[Wyatt Martin]

need your best strategies for getting a gf

help me out here, /cum/mers

[Hudson Hughes]

be nice and friendly

[Hudson Lewis]

tried that, went 0-3

[Joseph Smith]

I use that strategy and reject girls all the time. feels bad to break a heart and its difficult because they see me being nice as being interesting and get their hopes up

[Jose Peterson]

official thread song

youtube.com/watch?v=mrLh66wwbzE

[Jaxson Anderson]

say hi

[Lincoln Diaz]

Good thing I'm going to college for a business degree when the new semester starts, I'll be the next Don Draper, you'll see

[Ian Moore]

you lost me