I don't trust people with Ocka accents or Bogan accents.
For example if I am buying a car off someone and the owner talks like this.
>Awww, yair nah mate she runs like a fuckin beaut ay nothing wrong with her.
I take that as a warning sign.
People will say this is ignorant of me but I have learned to not trust these people with from experience.
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Can't stand these people. They never treat me as an equal and give me looks of disdain whenever I'm near them. I even tried ditching my potentially faggy looking clothing and picked up some blue jeans, flannel shirts and boots instead because my town is filled with them, but this didn't change anything. I think they must have the ability to sense even the slightest hint of weakness and will treat you like a faggot for it.
>Wanting to dress like and caring what they think.
Ocka accents are the rural equivalent or calling people bro.
Most of the people where I live are like that though, so it's probably in my interests.
I played up the accent when I was in the UK last year and it was great. Got shouted at least half a dozen pints of Fosters.
>mfw I hear an Aussie woman speak
it hurts the hears
ears*, I mean
>For example this wrecking yard in a country town were selling a cheap pulsar.
>Someone I knew wanted to buy it for a first car.
>Everyone there spoke like bogans.
>I told them not to trust those kinds of people.
>But it's cheap and has low K's on it.
>Even more reason not to trust them.
They bought it anyway despite my advice and guess what... The odometer wasn't even connected or working.
All that time when she was looking at it and talking about the low k's on it none mentioned the odometer being broken.
It blew up not long after she got it.
Brobably has over 300,000ks on it.
Probably broke it themselves and wound the K's back hoping someone stupid like her would buy it.
Of course I was the one being ignorant and stereotyping for warning her not to to trust some bogan as fuck scummy looking country town people selling something that seemed too cheap.
But we don't even drink that shit.
Are you from Melbourne, faggot?
Brisbane but born in central QLD.
Mate I'm not going to turn down free beer no matter what piss it is
Ayyyy lmao north or south?
Inner.
>Go to a used car dealership to look at a car I saw online
>Genuinely considering buying it
>The yobbo owner starts giving me shit for how quiet and shy I am
Well I certainly didn't go back
>Go to a panel beater for a quote
>Can see the guy at the desk is visibly annoyed at me
>When he doesn't completely hear me when I'm telling my number plate he just gets up and outside to look at it instead of asking me again
You know, I like cars but I can see I don't belong.
Like fuck you are
>all this pozzbourne posting
Fuck off you gay cunts, serious. Banana wall can't come soon enough
Making up stories.
fag
Bullshit.
I bet your parents disowned you for being such a faggot, that's why you moved to Brisbane to study arts.
Why would I do that and what makes it so unbelievable anyway
This is the kind of thing I meant by them not treating you as an equal. If you act even slightly different to them they think it gives them the right to treat you like a piece of shit.
>inb4 unaustralian/pooftah/fagbournian/etc
Being a "true blue Aussie" was never about treating others like shit
>Go to rent a room in Newstead
>Old guy who is in charge of tenants was washing his old 90's falcon with xxx and rugby stickers on it.
>Talks to me in an ocker accent.
>I rent the room anyway.
>Find out latter that the whole building is full of violence and drug use.
I should have taken the old bogan guy was a warning sign. This was one of the experiences that lead me into the whole avoid anyone bogan mentality though.
>Go to university
>Kid from country town shows up
>My name is stevo
>Only in uni because didn't get into the army
>Shows up dressed like shit in thongs everyday
>Talks in bogan english
>Adds me as a friend on fb
>His family are sharing shit about supporting pauline hanson and evil immigrants.
>Pretty much confirms my stereotype
>Latter I hear him complaining about one of the Asian kids getting more centrelink than him even though he is Aussie.
>The Asian is half viet and half chinese born in Australia.
These people always end up confirming my stereotypes.
It wasn't about being a fucking poof either, yet here you are, being a fucking poofter
Jesus christ you're such a limp wristed faggot, neck yourself
>someone tried to talk to you and be friendly and approachable
>you went home and wrote passive aggressive shit on Sup Forums
Wow so cultured so brave lmao
Wanting respect makes me a poof? Fuck off
What have you done to deserve respect?
So far you've basically just told me:
>you're autistic
>you are incapable of conversation
>you spurn people being friendly
Because you view them as beneath you.
M8 no wonder they don't treat you as an equal when you walk around with your fancy airs.
I bet you're the type of faggot that wears his skinny jeans in the middle of summer
I'm the other poster, not OP
This was the final straw in what made me end up hating people with ocker accents.
>Rent a room so I can study at uni from people with bogan accents.
>It's okay at first.
>They start complaining that I spend too much time on the computer and it's unhealthy.
>Try to explain that I am studying and I am a student.
>They don't get it.
>They start complaining about me coming home at about 11.
>I explain to them that I am a student and I work and I am paying enough money to come
home whenever I want.
>Start trying to save money for new place because these people are stupid.
>Come home one day and they've chucked my stuff all over the lawn.
>They took my money for three weeks rent and won't give it back.
>They lie to the police about the money I gave them.
This is when I finally realised just to avoid people who talk like ockers and my life has been better ever since.
Oh and when my Asian girlfriend came over they would always complain about immigrants in front of her and make her uncomfortable.
I bet you're the kinda faggot that has never done any kind of manual labour in his life.
>Walk into an establishment of tradies.
>Expects to be treated with pleasantries and fanciful greetings.
Go fuck yourself and do some real work you latte-sipping cunt. You are exactly why this country is fucked.
I used to do roadworks.
This also contributed to my hate of people with ocker accents.
>They think you are a faggot because you won't tell them stories of how you bang your GF.
>Thinking telling gross old labourers about banging my GF would make me more manly.
It's like they are so insecure about their masculinity they have to tell each other that they fuck their wives in detail.
Also it was kind of gross how the smoko room was full of porno magazines and people describing how they want to fuck the sluts in detail.
>Oh and when my Asian girlfriend came over they would always complain about immigrants in front of her and make her uncomfortable.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I fucking called it.
>He's so autistic that he has to find an oriental girl who barely understands how childish is nonsense is.
Maybe if you weren't comfortable with it, you could have been mature, laughed, bonded with them and moved on? Why don't you just reconcile with the fact that not everyone wants to be like you and tailor their manners to your liking. Perhaps you should move to SE Asia with your girlfriend. I think you'd feel more at home there.
>Ocka accents
is this some kind of faggoty melbournian slur against actual Australians?
Asian pussy is the best.
I'd fuck Ling over Shazza any day.
Nope. I come from a working class family, my dad spent most of his life doing manual labour, and although I'm not pursuing a trade I spent much of my childhood and youth doing manual work with him.
>Walk into an establishment of tradies.
>Expects to be treated with pleasantries and fanciful greetings.
Yeah actually. The last time I went to an "establishment of tradies" I was buying shit with my father at a hardware store. The guys there didn't even address me and acted as if I wasn't there, despite equally being involved in the purchasing process as my father. As I said in previous posts, these cunts see you acting even slightly different and you're suddenly worthless to them.
You're an only child, aren't you?
Bogans aren't actual Australians they are a copy of American red necks.
Even Aussie country music and ute musters were inspired by American country culture.
I have two sisters.
leaf
You can't act mature with a bogan because they think it's being a pussy.
If you stick up for yourself they get pissed off too.
No matter what you do you can't win.
I'm not one of them "aww, it's fukkin heaps sick, aye?" types, but I'd prefer them over those fuckwits in melbourne who take being called unaustralian as a compliment
Wow you're so different and edgy... exceeded my expectations. I bet you're going to do great things despite coming from such a normal background and turning out to be a FLAMING FUCKING FAGGOT.
Fuck your parents must be proud of you
Nobody takes being called Unaustralian as a compliment.
It's just the bogans who watched too much crocodile dundee and skippy growing up who think they are the only true Australians that would say this.
Stop confusing me with the other guy
What part of my post indicated that they wouldn't be proud of me? My father hates those kinds of people too and he was around them for 30+ years of his life.
>faggot
FOY
My parents failed at life by hanging around bogans and being bogans so I don't really care what they think.
Sounds like your mum's his beard, alternatively,
"w-w-we're r-r-really p-proud of you s-s-son a-a-as long as y-y-y-you're h-h-h-happy"
You're a wannabee richboii
I really like the bogan accent. You guys should use it more.
Sure thing mate
You know those skanky blonde haired stripper girls with tattoos?
Yeah, there dads were tradies and labourers who spoke like bogans.
>mate
number 1 thing i hate about this country
dumbest fucking word in existence
literally can not sound like a natural word, no matter the context or sentence it's part of
ummm that's really ocka wow i'm shocked you're so pathetic omg
we do when we bang swedish girls on their gap year
I can't win, can I? I say "mate" because it's genuinely part of my vocabulary and I get accused of trying to be "ocka", but then I complain about those very same tryard "ocka" people and I get called a pooftah?
Kinda sounds like you want to mate with other men or something.
Wait do auspoops actually think they have more than one accent?
JUST FUCKING LOL
its because you are a fucking poofter
You can never win with them.
>okka
it's ochre you dumb fuck
>Caring about how a slang word is spelled.
we have about five mate
t. Zhang
>Oh and when my Asian girlfriend came over they would always complain about immigrants in front of her and make her uncomfortable.
GOTTA
Fuck off you useless seppo cunt.
yeah I do and you should too
It is a pretty shit word desu..
It's kind of like saying bro but gayer.
t. Zhang
Okay.
>The odometer wasn't even connected or working
LMAO
GET FUCKED
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dude banter reddit lmao
thanks
Why are Australians so cucked that they can't even get along with their fellow countrymen?
>this flag
>this post
You're the country that complains all the time about African Americans.
Did you get attacked by a drop bear, Wayne? No need to be so salty, your island's polluted waters have enough of it
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and mexicans
and indians
and native americans
and the chinese
and the south
and californians
and flyover states
>"African Americans"
So 'Straya has been turned SJW as well, enjoy your wife or gf being fucked by Jerome in your mud hut in the middle of the abo infested desert
...
>or niggers as I like to call them
I had to be specific because your country has been taken over by so many different kinds of dark people.
very underaged post
>So 'Straya has been turned SJW as well, enjoy your wife or gf being fucked by Jerome in your mud hut in the middle of the abo infested desert
what did he mean by this?
t. cletus
Your country couldn't even take over one, what should I expect from half criminal half abo mongrels
umm papua new guinea sweetie
t. Oliver Wallabee
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nothing wrong with bogans
I've seen Mad Dog around Hay St a couple of times ama
see him all the time in midland
he unironically chased me once since I was using my phone and he thought I was filming him
>Western Australians
literally nuke Perth
My uncle came back from Queensland and the first thing he did was walk up to me and slap me on the face and said he was taking the piss out of me?
What the fuck?
seen that crazy bitch on that goes around leederville and subi on a bike with an australian flag while singing waltzing matilda at the top of her lungs?
there's also that bloke that walks up and down stirling highway with a wheelbarrow all day
love Perth Tbh
I find those videos funny but I really think they should leave mad dog alone.
The mad dog guy is clearly kind of fucked up.
Hard to blame him for thinking this through.
What is wrong with you all