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toil edition

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never had it but wikipedia just says it's a milder yoghurt

>begin a lifetime of toil in august

any thai man in?

soaking my feett xxx

>man
lol

cheeky cunt

try it mate, trust it's grim

mmm
its proper nice

quite alcoholic too, by the taste of it - mightve put a bit too much cider in

is it saturday yet lads? please tell me its finally saturday ..

needs to rise more

looks horrifically undercooked

cats

why don't you learn to bake cooler things like shepherd's pie or something?

bender

WE'RE
ALL
IN
HERE

>making your own bread

fucking ponce

watch a porno

get a haircut, unless you're a girl then be my gf

i can also make pork tonkatsu / pork cutlet bowl if that counts as cooler

That's pretty cool. I'd have a bite.

don't give it weeb names if you want to be cool

not a fan of my options here

/r9k/ has some great memes

well you're not the person it was directed at so stop interrupting

please fuck my ass

back of my neck is a bit cold for some reason even though I'm warm throughout otherwise so wearing a scarf

don't reply on my behalf twat

>feeling drafts
alri grandad

you're not the same fag

Business idea: have a political argument in the comment section of a facebook article

that's true though
not really a meme

THE BREAD HAS RISEN, BUT MAYBE NOT TOO MUCH - TO MUCH ALCOHOL

PONCE LIFE

4 TEASPOONS OF SUGAR SHOULD DO THE TRICK - OOOH BIT SWEET FOR MEEEE

PONCE LIFE

fuck off one flagger

any toilman in

I thought alcohol killed yeast?

Yes hello

>Extra Flags for Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!

what's for tea (dinner)

it's been done

Not sure yet, some kind of meat and veg probably

Whenever I sang my songs,
On the stage,
On my own.
Whenever I said my words,
wishing they would be heard.
I saw you smiling at me,
Was it real or just my fantasy?
You'd always be there in the corner, of this tiny little bar.
My last night here for you,
same old songs just once more.
My last night here with you?
Maybe yes, maybe no.
I kind of liked it your way,
how you shyly placed your eyes on me.
Did you ever know that I had mine on you?

does the UK have taco bell?

more of a full fat yog' man myself sorry

no. wish it did desu

CHI

I've got some full fat yog for you right here

business idea: drive through curry chain, like maccas but low quality uniform curries instead of burgers

wish we had all those cool fast food joints
all i've seen is KFC, Maccas and Hungry Jacks

yeah we do

where lad? want to go

great could I have some?
haven't had time to go to coles recently

unironically got my first real job after leaving school this way, as well as several interviews in the following years

its a balls to have to do but it does work

*plops some bathroom grouting down into your runt trough*

there you are, eat up

>having a bloke suck your caulk
bit gay

come down Essex mate, for some reason that's the place Taco Bell decided to begin their UK invasion, we have 4

weird they didn't pick central london desu

taco bell for taco bellends

Two in Sheffield

Taco bell more like taco smell, wheeeeewie!

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bit rude

just checked their store finder. they're specifically avoiding london. bizarre.

Still a bit peeved aboyt this brexit lark ruining my plan to study in europe.

NOT going to be happy if the cheeky buggers start trying to charge me like 18 grand a year...

Hope big Mick and chantelle are happy with their decision. Im sure rising inflation is great!

what do (((they))) know

>NO WHAT-A-BURGER OR FIVE GUYS

i wonder if british taco bell tastes the same as yank taco bell, hmmmm

I don't blame them

Local burgers are better than chains you spastic

i used to think this but it's not really true. fast food chains have making burgers down to a science
t. burger expert

a local burger?

HOT local burgers in your area

depends

sometimes you want a greasy chain burger but you don't want maccas

also local burgers you can only get from literally once place, whereas chains have multiple locations.

...

Don't agree with this at all
t. better burger expert

i'm a yank of german descent
nobody knows more about burgers than i

t. the fucking spastic who constantly shills for oporto

tart

>i'm a yank of german descent
Sounds like an assburger expert

Doing farts that actually smell like food. Maybe it’s just the conversation but they smell sort of like burgers.

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Oporto is a chain you FUCKING retard

stop mumbling

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So so alone

It's Walmart, not Wolmart.

how old are you

be my bf

21 fuck off

FUCK off

wowlmaht

>Burger doesn't realise there are regional accents in the UK

you've done a west country accent there you sentient bin bag

Need anything, sugar?

...

What's happening to the dollar? It's in a nosedive

*monitors thread through the prism of intersectional third-wave feminism*

I get that your society is striated viciously by accents

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mate was telling me one night his mrs threw him into the car and she started driving around apex gang areas looking for black dudes while she was grabbing his cock telling him he can't do anything with it

pooisident dump bogfart

the US is a sitting duck after Flump dismissed all those heroic trannies from the military

>can't even think of a decent insult so comes with

>y-you fuckin... bitch

shaking in my boots, proper hard man you