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Make Philippines great again

how

A Philippine version of American Dream of course!

when will indonesia annex malaysia

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They gonna need help from Singapore to backstab us in order to get a landing force on us.

Is this a match made in heaven?

When will Malaysia annex Brunei? Government is bringing us nowhere.

That would never happen. You were invited before and you declined. After what happened with Singapore, I think they're wary of having more states join, the ethnic Malay states in Thailand notwithstanding.

Doesnt matter, but how will thailand stop being a place where white people go for a quick sex tourist shithole?

Will China try to annex Brunei in the near future?

>again

We were great before a certain Ilocano and a certain Waray ruined everything.

who?

William Saunders and Jane Ryan.

aquinos

>implying this shithole was respectable

>chef is mad in group whatsapp
>my inner autism cut off one of his many rants
>he tears me a new one
S-sorry chef ;-;

Is it possible for two countries to join up forces?
Like, one day they went;
>"Hey, we have many similarities historical and cultural."
>"Why not join together and make Nusantara great again?"
>"Damn nigga, that'd be cool, I'm in homie"
Thus federation of Nusantara was born.

Return back everything that touches the sea. Malay rightfully clays. Thai are river people, not maritimes.

I did it again, tried to apologize but he told me to shut up.
Why am I weird, /asean/?

You need to impress him with your orgasmically mindblowing cooking to gain his favor back. Seriously, I watched anime.

Or maybe you can give your boipussy to him.

Okay, I will give my boipussy. Will he accept it?

I can't into Yakitate!Japan-tier food to blow his mind. Besides, he has 20years exp. and I haven't even started cooking professionaly.
>boipussi
I'm ugly gan, that's why I decided for kitchen instead front desk.

I'll gladly take yours, bro ;^)

Are we rare?

Sorry I don't have boipussy.

It means that you need to train more because you are typical idiot-genius shonen protag. Luckily a genki girl and a tsundere girl will be your partners in this ecchi-harem-comedy. Also you will find a cooking rival from faraway land (that pajeet guy maybe?).

No. The rarest are Laos and Myammar.

I refuse to accept a girl (female) is here so hey, ada mulut kan? ;^)

>shonen
>ecchi
>genki
>tsundere
Explain these terms and I'll compare them to what's happening now

Malaysia is the Prussia to Indognesial's Habsburg empire, a decrepit, bloated, decaying corpse which will soon be decisively crushed and defeated.

Malaysia is the natural leader of ASEAN and Islamic Southeast Asia generally. Its only serious rivals for control of the region are the Philippines and China.

Lmao

Good one

Tak nak...merokok oi oi, taknak merokok oi oi, taknak merokok, ketipong payung.

Uhhh... just succumb you boipussy then famalam.

WTF

What an ASSHOLE.

>tfw no girls want to talk to me
>tfw no asean qt gf
>tfw the grill who comes here never replies to me either
any other girls here? want to talk to me???

Is Najib von Bismarck the Kaiser that we need?

nice pun
now show your flat chest, Shafiqah

>clothed; nice plump ass
>revealed; crusty ass with """browning""" near the hole
No gays for me then ;-;

Maybe he's really into those things.

FUCK WEEBS

>tries to bant me over sex tourism
>porn capital of the world

if benis-in-vagina/boipucci then yes, boi grill i like whatever

i'll have access to your boipucci soon enough, bitch.

Girls are overrated anyway.

Gays and """"""""""""""""traps"""""""""""""""' should be shot dumb nigger

not before you get violated you little slut

America should have done us a favor and napalmed your village

i'll spear you good, and spear you i will

Yes

Keep poking the sleeping giant and sleep with the enemy

He's begging to be removed from office

Hey /asean/ what's the colour of your crotch?

My thighs are chink-tier white but then my crotch goes to mamak-tier black.
Posted a few times on rate threads and they told me stop holding my boyfriends' (i wish i had one) cock.

Hey SEA, what is your relationship to China? How do you feel about growing Chinese influence in Myanmar? How is your economy projected to grow in the next few decades?

I'm not sure what my reaction should be. But first thing first, are you a girl?

guy (male)
due to skin colour contrasts, they'd think i was holding somene elses cock :(

He is still mad about not getting a US visa

Of its former colonizers who does the Philippines hate the most today: Spain or USA?

nobody gives a fuck about spen
many like the USA

Lots of people still like the US, even if our beloved president hates them. Lots of people don't think too much about Spain anymore, I guess they're over the ~300 year span where they colonized us, but they can't get over some bells the Americans took from us.

>guy (male)
SAD!

everything that spain did (good or bad) was practically overshadowed by the americans and japanese. the only ones that seem to think about spain are the ones that are curious why we don't care about them; only to find out that they really don't give a damn.

I like USA before, but after a closer look at our history i think i hate usa and probably the worst one of all.

Fair enough. Our conquest and counter-insurgency tactics in the Philippines after the Spanish-American war were pretty horrific.

You have a son, Bruce. Think about him for once.
Wanna see (((OwO)))

I'm too lazy to edit so yeah, see you guys in a few days :3

true dat
nah mate I dont think a virgin can have a son

so small LOL!

What the fuck did I just see I need a goddamn brain bleach

i'm not erect lah, but yeah even erect just around 5.5"

it's afraid

Why are SEAsians so gay

There goes my dinner

Oh Allah just nuke this shithole once and for all

So what's the strongest economy in Southeast Asia that isn't Singapore?

u are praying to the wrong god my man. only Yaweh can nuke this shithole

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Allah and Yahweh are both names for the Abrahamic God you imbecile

AAAAAAA I was just about to go to sleep damnit!

;3
i'm flattered
may this day be remembered along with frenchies bush and others who came before

We are a member of G20 and the highest in GDP ranking (nominal and PPP), so Indonesia maybe?

different concepts though u dingus

Pajeet here, bow down to your proper overlord.

>went out for a week
>come back to see /asean/
>saw boipucci
french grill strip tease still numbah 1

If malay benis still exists after 300 posts.

I will believe in /asean/ unity

Fuck off faggot

It depends on the topic

When we are being shamed for having no culture we hate Spain.
When we are being shamed for being a pet then the USA
Only Japan get away with it which is much worst and a lot more shameful

...

Never I guess. This country is doomed from the beginning.

>french grill strip tease still numbah 1
what did i miss??
i want to see!!

when you ironically posting retarded stuff for shits and giggles you'll end up with actual retard thinking this is their place

Now we got literal autists shitting the place.

i'd like to try fscchan as alternative but it's too slow

>what did i miss??
Tits and pussy, not even joking.

Do you have local 2ch there?

no

How about Lolwat?

The place where rich chink kids go to complain about how oppressed they are.

Sounds like Kakus and Plebbit.

Seeing flips attack the credibility of oxford as an institution, Is just downright hilarious.
How does lyceum and San Beda stock up against it?

>Tits and pussy, not even joking.
pls show me
i want to see

Can't, she'll get mad. Check the archive.

She's not even here anymore brah.

Who is this then ?

Oh damn !

it's gone.