So which one are you?

so which one are you?

The ascended patrician tier phone

- still has a flip phone

i'm virgin

virgin phone in the form of an iPhone 6s

Bottom one with the exception of being locked

I guess a midway between the two

Somewhere in between
I really need a new iPhone

im chad

I haven't had a menu button since android 4.0.

Chad is literally gay.

I'm a hybrid.

>Posts pedotoon
Yeah alright Ivan

Neither of these. Not sure what you'd call it, really.
>No alarms.
>Background an ironic advice dog meme with a stock image of my phone instead of a dog
>Everything is buttons
>Don't need screen protector 'cause phone is puncture resistant, crush proof and shock proof.
>Can't access the internet
>No games
>Not a famous brand
>Never locked 'cause it's always either in my hand or in my pocket
>Downloads mp3 because that's the only compatible audio file
>Semi-regular notifications

Muh dude!!

You mean because of the colour gold?

I am in the no smartphone category.

Also
>always the newest model of iphone

I hope your mom looks through your computer and finds these pictures. Pretty gross desu.

>got a job
>realize that i got only like 30 min per day to browse net
>switch from my generic touch screen phone which i had to charge atleast every 4 days to cheap buttons phone

I don't live with parents

I don't believe you.

I hope Putin anti-gay cops find you and check your computer