Which one Sup Forums?

Which one Sup Forums?

Right, of course.

The one that's into getting slapped during sex.

the right one then? right one yes

I want to want left, but I know that in reality I'd want right

Don't you have goyim slaves to cook for you, btw?

The right one.

I would hug her so much, even when I don't need meals.

The left one.

She's already a bitch, the right one will inevitably get an alpha chad who will change her ways.

The inexperienced one, I'm scared that she will compare me to an ex.

Left one

The left one

If I have no option to turn both down, then the right one. Only a massive betafag would choose the left.

>FinNEET delusions

>not choosing left to corrupt yourself

>"Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahaa, lefties are KEKS!!!"
>has a dog or a cat
Explain yourselves.

I want left to cuck me. If I make her dinner maybe I'll get a hug but meanwhile her bull comes over and fucks her.

joke's on you, i have no pets

ah, i see you're no stranger to pain

this

This one
I can't read English

Goyim doesn't know how to cook in halal way.

I agree, pets are for cucks, unless you have a use for them.

lol """""""""guard""""""""" dogs
last time my family had one they got their car stereos stolen anyways

I am a cuteboy like the one in the right.
Need a girlfriend (male) like the left one.

left I love to spoil girls and make them dependent to me.

Left is useless af and, excluding the "loves people that want to be spoiled" part, I'm the right one, so none of them.

Anybody else hoping for a gender-bending relationship?

left is useless but women are shit cooks so its a real dilemma