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biting you edition

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Could I pass as a local in USA, Canada, or Mexico?

what other things do i not know about how to kiss girls?

American food is literally poison

a girl said it was weird how I kept my eyes open when I kissed her so I guess don't do that

Wtf I swear I've seen you before.

tongue kissing feels great

he posts his face in /cum/ every day

oh i knew that one. maybe i should be the one kissing girls.
i bet i does lol

Have we met before?

Act like a local then Jew

What's the chad version of this?

it doeees
your eyes and hers roll back

I've never kissed a girl
Stai zitto goy

Just found out that my mom's dad never went bald yesterday but also found a bunch of grey hairs afterwards. I just can't win with this shit.

wow that's cool

Do you like anime?

Yes

you should try it.... go to a bar or something

Are you Irani?

No

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None of us actually want gf's we just want to complain about it

Wait, how old exactly are you?

I don't think there is one

I want a gf like Conway wants cock

I just want human contact. I'd take a trustworthy roommate in place of a girl.

Conway?

Are you perhaps this gentleman?

No?

time for another malthusian drill

>overwatch update
>no lucio ball

guess I won't be playing for another week/month

>redditwatch

Can't stop eating fruit gushers

from the moment I saw you dancing it was like there was no one else in the room

This.
>gf
>have to be witty, clever, and entertaining half the day when you're with her
>pained with anxiety about not fulfilling her sexually
>know she has to make jokes at your expense when out with her friends as girls do, and that it's going to be even more painful since she's intimate with
>always that painful 20 minute post-coitus mood about asking yourself why you've even got a girlfriend and not some fuck-buddy
>know you can't get out of it without breaking someone's heart

lol these are so funny

redd*tflags

>know she has to make jokes at your expense when out with her friends as girls do

This is the fucking worst.

How fucking insecure are you, pal? Yeesh...

there is literally nothing wrong with having an external HD full of porn

>put phone on craiglist
>get email
>ask where the guy wants to meet
>stops responding
i guess this kind of retardation isnt limited to women

21

That's just being an adult. It'll happen to you some day too.

b urself

you know these are actually kinda helpful

what linux distro will get me laid?

Thanks for replying
but it was a simple greeting
And i have serious question now
Have you been in love with guys?

I'll never be american, so that comes with it :c.

>This is the fucking worst.
Yeh, I know that Sup Forums's already stricken with issues about being intimate with one girl but they've got a lot more coming when they realizing that it's not just your girlfriend, but her entire group of friends who learn about how you fuck, how you sleep, what weird thing you do when you're alone with her, etc...
Don't hate women but the one thing I've got against them is never keeping anything a secret.

How many gay pride parades has weedman attended so far?

oh here's chad's room.

i need to leave my door open but ya

none

no they aren't

I'm married.

No

>uses Windows

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>prefers to study on his own, doesnt have many friends anyway

delet this

lie again

post wholesome memes

Windows died at Windows 7. Linux master race!

But truthful answer is a lot. Nothing breezes by me without me analyzing the bad it could do me, if I acted appropriately about it, etc... It's annoying since I've had a lifetime of being lectured about how "nobody really cares enough about you to judge you, so stop caring about what people think about you" by my parents, and suddenly everyone's scolding me with the opposite now, about how you need to get liked to advance in life, how networking beats any degree or experience, etc...
It's just annoying my dude.

Anyways bad segue between my issues and my life story.

I'm going to buy windows 10

Since May 20, 2013, issued by the state of Illinois

ya some of them are silly.

lots of them have grains of truth to them though.

I'd like to go to a college that isn't diverse, any suggestions?

>Dutch manufactured ride couldn't hold the weight of americans

KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=ImY8lSgIUj4

College just exists to brain wash you into wanting diversity though

not in stem or business

I want to buy this flag and fly it from my shed once I build it.

Is there a college that isn't diverse?

literally nothing wrong with wanting to be alone in a bathroom

excuse me for not wanting to hear another guy shit

literally me in chad earthquake

Sorry, bud.
Go to a private university. If you can't afford that, move to a place that isn't diverse. Stay the fuck outta Vermont, though.

>spaghetti'd already and its not even 2pm

no
your days are numbered wh*tey

Not anymore. My 91% white college (4 years ago) is now 70%.

canadians are cancer, please stop replying to them

Need a hapa or full asian bf

the chad kernel vs the virgin botnet

my name's duane but the rap name's lil weezy

but im white conway

BYU

buy my cookbook

guess what came in the mail
it's genki

Have you replaced the Dane as our resident foreigner?

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Fuck you Ryan

You've been ignoring me

Ryan wanted me to tell you that he's breaking up with you

hey!!!

threadly reminder that gays are NOT welcome

Sorry bro. Thought you did an hero or something.

here is a 40 minute video about a dude being upset because Patrick is a dick to sponge bob

youtube.com/watch?v=IdqVJXSZDoE&feature=youtu.be

*gets out*

Reminder that women shouldn't be considered human as they don't have the mental faculties necessary for higher level thought

The American gf.

im sorry for whatever i've done, it was unintentional

>Thusday July 27, 2017

Where has the time gone? how are your goals coming along /cum/? Are you making it?

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