Wake up

>wake up
>the nordic countries still haven't collapsed
a-any day now

Nords are too smart to collapse

>should we collapse into chaos?
>no, that wouldn't be a sensible thing to do, let's stay stable forever

They're like Vulcans with disgusting cuisine

give it 30 years and theyll be worse than the USA desu

>be Danish
>want to build empire
>"No Bjorn that would not be sensible"
>leave Denmark in boat

They are emotionally unstable.

Everyone says our cuisine is disgusting but I don't see why. Yes, it's not as luxurious as mediterranean cuisine due to our cold climate, but it's still alright. Most of it is just made to be long lasting and heavy in nutrients so we didn't starve in the winter.

Show me a dish you enjoy and I'll tell you what I don't like.

roast pork with potatoes, gravy and red cabbage

I eat pickled herring on rye bread for lunch almost every day. Not really a "dish" but it's common to eat here.

That looks and sounds incredibly bland.
Made me hungry.

>If it isn't rainbow colored and shaped like dinosaurs its boring and gross

I didn't say it was bad, I said it was bland, throw some pepper on it and I wouldn't complain. Also "boring" makes no sense as a descriptor of food, I'm not looking for entertainment in dinner.

U M A

this

>I didn't say it was bad
I didn't imply you said that

>Throw some pepper on it
"Season dat meat whait boi git sum spice"

>I'm not looking for entertainment in dinner
Do you want me to applaud you for not being a child?

would devour daily

Mate you are what makes Americans think whites have no culture

we just eat immigrant food instead

Stop being a bully

>because it doesn't have a bunch of vibrant colors it MUST taste like shit or be bland
good post

SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

>says britain

We are working on it

I'm not much of a potato guy. The pork and cabbage sound nice though.

I don't give a shit about what obese subhuman nigger monkeys think, they can keep eating their disgusting fried chicken if it makes them feel superior.

>Sweden

What the fuck is wrong with snus