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an islamic world would be a better one (keep it below the danube though)

>turkey exists

shittiest edition and op post this month, and that's considering the albo fail-threads

AAAAAAAA KITA MNOGO NATISKA DEBAAAA

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>intermarium when

KUFFAR SPOTTED

My favorite letter is ъ

....this sounds like normie shit from here
is manele popular in bulgaria?

how does this sound like manele to you wtf

it's an unrelated question

then yeah what you call manele is called chalga here and yes its popular among normies

kek

>germany france sweden
>higher mudshit percentage than greece which is next to turkey and albania
>also way more people in germany and france
fucking kek

among selyaks

14 year-olds, selyaks, and gheto-dwellers.

isla islaam

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alhamdulillah
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are you Thracian?

yes i'm from plovdiv
us plovdivchani are turkish by heart

>Ha must
Kek

I mean are you the unfunny spineless shit who parrots forced shit memes.

>shitfian butthurt

Sup guys

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Are you also the fat faggot with the oily skin and diarrhea-colored green eyes?

I want to come and drink a thick coffee with lokum in it from that bastardized mosque restaurant.
Problem is, I don't own a car, so its a chore to get someone to come with me via bus or drive us there.

my eyes are indeed green but im not fat
>turkish butthurt

We must all convert to islam as a joke and to get all the muslim women

And convert them to sashkoism

Yeah that place is great, also right next to Old town too, you can fortify yourself with some baklava and coffee before you start climbing.

i'll drive you xpozed ;-)

You disgusting spineless oily faggot.

Not xpozed, but I wouldn't mind meeting a fellow balkanlar, having a heterosexual talk, driving (heterosexually) to Plovdiv, and drinking heterosexual coffee together, without fucking.

na pilonite sled chas i polovina. az she te zakaram nqma problemi

>middle of work day
How about tomorrow? I need to pack some stuff, like a fucking gun just in case.

Damn too many tatars in this thread

>working
sry lad but when you put it that way don't think we'd get along very well

>a fucking gun
Is that an euphemism for a giant dildo?

Its euphemism for a small Makarov (no relation to my dick, Big Makarov).

>working
woah, we have a rich man here

I killed this fag in mw3

You killed my dick? Very rude man, you should tell people before doing things like that.

Do people still get that as a tattoo?

if dubs ill tattoo 1312 on my forehead

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Trips are technically also dubs.
Also, since you stopped drinking after dubs a few days ago, you won't even have the "i was drunk" excuse.

If dubs I post my dick

roll

thank god

>Trips are technically also dubs.
No they are absolutely not.

im white :(

>tfw no American gf in Santorini

i bet she got blacked afterwards

That was close

how come i have turk tier hairy arms and legs and almost no hair on my chest and back

зaпwaтa

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watch this

IF DUBS I POST MY FEMINE PENIS

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not that i have low standards, but i have low standards and i'd tear apart that maid's pussy

if dubs i spend the next 30 minutes in the office toilet playing video games on my phone instead of pretending to work and browsing Sup Forums

Last time we played this game you didn't post dick when dubs hit.
Why bother?

if dubs i vocaroo whatever the next dubs guy tells me to

lichi si che e pompil v zalata
predi beshe kato ot konclager

Квapтaлa e тeжък и вceки възпитaн
Ушeв oтнoвo, вceки paзпитвa
Кaжи мoлитвa, oпитвa и викa "тoвa e oт Литвa"

damn, reading that free newspaper they gave away at the metro (19 минyти) in my office's comfy bathroom while taking my 30min shitting break, is one of the few joys in a wageslave's life i truly miss

kita verno mn kefi ama mi e leko sumnitelno murgav, a? ot kude beshe

I am a massive faggot and above everything in this world I like you-know-what.

If dubs we become tolerant toward trans and gay people.

>if dubs

mi rollvame we pedal

da shtoto bulgarite sme beli kato skandinavci i mangalite govorqt po shopski nali

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camgirl from Skopje

how do i get her to let me fuck her?

Wasting time feels so good when you are getting paid for it.

e pitam we brat. sravni kita s bobkata i vij che baq murgav si pada ama nishto

yea, dunno i kinda liked working from there
i surely was underpaid as fuck comparing to now, but the office was really comfy and the colleagues in my room were top lads

state union of nkreis and rromania when?
greek government spending practices and romanian work ethics would allow us to dominate the balkans
THE ROMAN EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN Y'ALL

This is like I am right now.
Underpaid a bit, but I am late for work every day, headphones on 100% of the time, and I work 3-4 hours per day at most. I just browse Sup Forums and play turn based games the rest of the time.

care to share what position, or "muh doxxable credentials"

programmer ofc
not many other jobs can give that

also, "underpaid", as in for my job
i still make 2k

kvo murgav e brat normalen si e

>romanian work ethics

copper wire doesn't steal itself

malko si e murgav ma nqma losho we ne sum kazal che e mangal prosto mi beshe interesno. prilicha na vaas ot farcry btw ne mislish li

Who lives in Calea Mosilor?

put a cetvrtina burek in front of er door

was democracy a mistake for the balkan states?

Not yet. Wait for the political parties to realize that women are 51% of the population and if they go full feminist they will win every time. Then it will be clear.

All i want in life is to join a modern crusader army where we get to kill rape and torture apostates and heathens

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One hungarian lives there and he had to be added to the dualfatherland.

greek colonists if you unite with romania

>2k
€?

my highest office salary was 1500 leva, but then again, i'm talking about 2010 and before

>euro

lolno, just lev

yea, that's a bit low, but if you are a basement dwelling autist like me and have your own apartment, it's still 1000 levs more than what you need for a comfy life

>basement dwelling autist
very yes
>have your own apartment
renting right now, not sure its worth to buy

>romanian work ethics

i don't think that two impulsive risk-takers and spenders are a good match, fampai

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>not sure its worth to buy
only if you intend to live in it in a long terms

my ultimate goal is to buy a big plot of land around Sofia and have a comfy selyak life

is your job that easy that you only work for 3-4 hrs