Be me

>be me
>8/10 iranian 32 yo virgin
>tfw no european girl will ever save me from this shithole
>tfw too poor to leave

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move state? idiot

Im from iran. Sup Forums is filtered here so i have to use vpn.

iranian women are good looking and I know because I have been to babol

kek. yeah that city has alot of whores.

>Iran
>can't run

El mao, just move nigguh xD

too poor to runaway

youtube.com/watch?v=PnMvj0MG6TQ

How can you help me if I help you move?

firstly, fuck a prostitute, I know it's Iran but I'm sure you still can

what do you want?

i dont care about sex desu. i just want to get the fuck out of this shithole. im also talented but too autistic to make money with my talent.

Why European? One of the most beautiful girls I know is Iranian.

Honestly, I don't know how you imagine European women but you are probably putting them high on the pedestal

i dont care about the looks. iranian women are hell incarnate. this place is hell.

>im also talented but too autistic to make money with my talent.
فکر می کنی اونجا واست فرش قرمز پهن کردن؟ اگه عرضه نداری اینجا یه کاری واسه خودت بکنی، توی اروپا تف هم کف دستت نمیندازن.

what the fuck

this thread is not about finding a job in europe i just want some euro girl to take me there. i knew someone who had this happened to him. i look good enough for that to happen to me too.

talented in what? Music?

im a motion designer (motion graphics artist). i can also design websites and am competent in adobe suit.

Where do you live? Tehran?

>8/10

>USA
>Iranian
>Virgin

Offer to one of your cousins the greencard in exchange for her pussy

Maghr*bis do that in France

Post face

here this is me:

interpals.net/mythmaker

I can give you 5k euros and a ticket to Berlin if you want

how?

just claim you are a christian and apply for asylum in Germany

do you have bitcoins account?

yes


1G38KXkBAHRmaT8amjJ14gPC2dgLV4cWo

Do you have any connections?

connections to what?

if you mean friends or family then no. i have zero friends i dont go out. maybe once every two month.

bump for redemption

no, I mean for business.

i literally dont know anyone in real life. i had a panic attack problem that stopped me from going out. my only interaction with the world is through the internet. im a lost cause m8.

its a proxy im in iran

Well if you are too poor to live you cant even find a waifu in your country too.Womens seeks for power,even if they are powerful enough to not being dependent to a man.

Too poor to leave*

thats why i posted here .__.

Would you be willing to Impregnate my italian sister

Kek. Same here.

post her pic

sad desu

border jump to Turkey

subhumans sandniggers always go muh dick on euro women, seems like we need to go full Alexander on you inbred arabs once again

i would have like you if you were crotia because i like Cro Cop

i am Greek

youre greek and you call others sandnigger?

Girls don't save others, girls exist to be saved and dominated by men. If you're pathetic enough that you think a girl will solve your problems, girls will never look at you as a sexual object and you will remain a pathetic virgin.

we are pure, Hellenic genes only

i witnessed someone being taken to europe by a girl from here. that guy is now a citizen of a european country because he married the girl.

that guy looks iranian. i was told i look greek too here is me:

interpals.net/mythmaker

That guy was an alpha who didn't bitch about his virginess on 4chinks. Even a hobo can pull bitches if he's confident and sleep his way into their appartments.

thats me and i dont look i*anian

wrong. you dont know that guy i know him.

Should've had an arranged marriage

no family and friends

What vpn do you use? I tried a bunch and couldn't find one that works

sorry but you can pass as a local in iran

iranian vpn. not available in english.

Can you explain about your panic attack?

maybe in the higly raped areas by armies of Alexander

you can pass as a local literally anywhere in iran and no one would notice youre a foreigner

its something worse than death desu. its so bad that even if it happen to you once you would stop going out. basically this is what happens to your body:

>feel a rush in one of your hands or legs
>it turns into a feeling as if there are a thousand needles being pushed down your flesh
>suddenly your throat becomes stiff and you stop breathing
>your chest starts contorting in
>your entire body becomes paralyzed at once
>you literally turn into a living statue
>whatever shape you were at that moment you will freeze into that posture

worst part is you dont go unconscious. you see everything and thats what makes it worse than death. something that will ruin your life forever.

But why? have you seen a doctor?

wrong

Its a nervous system thing. If you are under alot of pressure and i mean really fucked up pressure that might happen to you. yes ive been to alot of doctors. pic related from another thread by me.

He is right faggot.
You can pass as a local in Iran/Turkey and maybe Armenia.

Op, I will start a business in the US or Canada next year or 2019(it depends on some circuntances). I wouldn`t mind sponsoring your Visa to go there. My best friend is also Iranian.

i would expect shtialian to be expert on arab countries, you are still wrong

Fuck off. I'm Iranian.

What if you just
Packed some food and hoped a couple borderes and hitched a ride to europe

arabs are all same

>iranian vpn. not available in english.
cool, of course everyone believes you after jokes like that

thanks alot man i posted my interpals above please send me a message if you could help thanks

vpnm.me

well, if Iranians and Turks are arabs then you look like arabs.

You would pass as local even in Caucasus, you are very black, sorry.

difference is you are literal subhuman goatfucker manlet and I am Greek

Ok, cool.

Are people happy with this Islamist regime reigning in Iran?

dude please dont derail my thread thanks

>AMA

im not on reddit

ok ok.

shouldn't expect polite behaviour from 32yo virgin in the first place.

im not being impolite. i just said that kind of question and answer belongs to reddit and this thread is not about you asking political questions from me. if theres anyone being rude its you. asking someone from iran that stupid question to put them in trouble.

>literal 3rd world arap making fun of Greece

Want to adopt iranian bf

are you female (female) or female (male)?

>>tfw no european girl will ever save me from this shithole
Yes. no european girl will ever save you from this shithole.
So as a countryman, how can i help you?

sent ;)

turkish boy~

could you give me just to help my life? 5k euros here are like a doctor`s montly paycheck

Youre iranian? how can you help me my dude? can you take me there?

Im a male (twink)

:(

i dont expect that guy to send anything he asked for my bitcoin address and i gave it to him.

There? it's a vpn bro. manam iranam rafigh.

dude stop

Why dont you guys post in /ME/?

too much shitpost