WASPs

How did it describe the forbidden fruit? A lot of this falls into conspiracy/Da Vinci code-tier stuff, but some theologist will probably clear things up

He's European, and thus offended by Americans wanting to protect children from sexual predators (an intengral part of European cultlure).

>take family to pool
>take a family picture
>topless girl was in background
>go to jail for production of child pornography

This is stupid
Kids will cover up when they're developed enough to become embarrassed about it naturally. No need to force it on toddlers
I'm not a WASP though

>Americans get so turned on by 8 yo titties that they have to be covered up
>Europeans are the predators

no wonder Pizzagate is an American phenomenon, they love their moral panics more than most

Genitals that grow on a tree?

>wanting to protect children from sexual predators
yeah I'm sure they are no sexual predators in the USA
mong

In the allegory, the tree is the individual, daddoi

One of them sprouted adult-size genitals, God forbade fucking, Satan showed them porn and we were all kicked out of heaven

time to start making youtube videos and getting mad cash on patreon

These days you could build a movement on the exploitation of any sad saps

Remember, there is a legitimate movement advocating the 'flat-earth' theory