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No cuckolding me edition

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Come live with me then

Would I even be allowed? isn't the USA super strict

silly video

>isn't the USA super strict
depends, it's really strict if you don't have anyone here. But you'll have me so it would be easier

Just like you, haha

don't say that...

>Sabagebu
10/10 taste
>$2000 one way flight
seems pretty expensive desu, wouldn't your bf mind?

>wouldn't your bf mind?
idk, would you?

You can't stop me

I mean.. I kind of do
I'm not really into ntr, I can't imagine he would be happy we me coming and trying to take you away...

I could say "please"
please

Why are you such a slut?

idk if he's going to want to come with me when I go to Montana. I hope he will.

If not then I'll have a qt kiwi with a qt accent

It's entertaining

O-okay

:)

Weird meat

Why are you leaving to Montana?
>qt accent
How many times do I need to tell you, I don't have an accent!

>Why are you leaving to Montana?
It's too hot in the South

>no accent
What do you call that funny way you speak then

Yes because that's a piece of her tail, she wants to be inside of her owner

Weird (hot)

I know right

>What do you call that funny way you speak then
That's called normal speaking! Everybody without an accent speaks like that!

Maybe you should move here, it's nice and cold weird I live, its winter atm and its 1degree.

Don't believe his lies.

I wish I could understand what does that paper say

>normal speaking
>sounds funny
haha

How hard is it to move to New Zealand? I was hoping to move to Montana because I plan on joining the Air Force and there's a base there

Do you get much snow there?

She is inviting you to join her club

Oh, I see
I need to finish reading books about her

Why is she pointing her finger to me?

For no reason (LOL)

Usually its quite hard (and it only going to get harder as they are tightening immigration) but I could get you in on a partner visa.

We get snow during the the height of winter, however it usually only happens in elevated places unlike in town where I live. Do you like the snow that much?

Then you could join the nz navy/airforce desu and you not have to die for no reason in a desert because we only do humanitarian aid and defense.

Wow she's a cute autist then

I like the snow but it's not that important

>you not have to die for no reason in a desert
I wouldn't be flying the planes lol, I'm an economics student

> autist
Eh?
(PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, LOL)

Let's hope Polska takes my Jagiellon dick this time.
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>I'm an economics student
Then why do you want to join the air-force?

reasons

I mean only an autist would point at something for no reason no?
>(PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, LOL)
What?

> for no reason
Emmmm, yeah
> What?
N-nothing

Hey, hate to be a downer gang but another one of my mates just hanged himself in the woodshed.

LOL

Holy shit...

>N-nothing
No do tell me

The airforce could probably use more economists, considering the F-35 went $150 billion over budget...
>woodshed
I wish I had one desu

Also the more you post this anime girl the more I am starting to like her

No

Why not? Please...

>considering the F-35 went $150 billion over budget
This is what happens when the feds aren't held accountable. Praying for the Russians to nuke DC desu

And I'd probably just end up being a finance guy, dealing with paychecks and shit

Aren't you planning to move to Japan?

I can't tell you

...

Why not? At least tell if its something bad?

>Aren't you planning to move to Japan?
That's my long term goal, I'll need a post-grad degree for that, work connection and to bother to learn the language.

I'm giving myself 10 years to get there as a permanent resident, but I might take a gap year to teach English or go backpacking next year. I don't know how my job prospects will be there so it will be just my luck I will be forced to live in Australia.

I hope you make it there

Hey, don't let it get you down, it makes you appreciate everything around you mow.

>woodshed
>I wish I had one desu
Cheap way to warm the house, tear down the neighbours fence for warmth.

Well, I think it's neither good not bad

Maybe we'll met up there in the future, who knows what the future holds for us.

that would be nice...

Ougi is so cute
>Well, I think it's neither good not bad
Oh that's okay with me then

I have a uncle in Japan.
He's not making a good name for kiwis, don't know how he hasn't been deported.
been in jail for a bit there too.

> Ougi is so cute
:)
> Oh that's okay with me then
Good (phhh)

eh, I think I will fine because they can't hate me as much as koreans or east asians, plus by the time I get there their economy will be so fucked they will be begging for foreigners to come work.
>been in jail
I thought they just deported you
:3c

I really like it when you smile
>(phhh)
hmm?

>by the time I get there their economy will be so fucked they will be begging for foreigners to come work
They've been taking steps to deal with the collapsing population, it's not as bad as Europe and China are going to be

> hmm?
Nothing
Gonna play a game now

What you gonna play?

Not sure yet

Japan has the quintuple threat of stagflation, declining industry, massive public debt, declining population and an aging population.
Abe really has his work cut out for him.

I don't know, I'll ask his son who's coming this morning.
All I know is my uncle is being a fucking shithead in Japan.

Don't quite get that image lol
When you figure out tell me

I'll cut your work out for you...

Tell him to sort his shit out, he's ruining it for all the hopeful weebs of the world.

> Don't quite get that image lol
Because you haven't played Hyperdimension Nep 3 rebirth
> When you figure out tell me
No

>I'll cut your work out for you
Hmm, I don't think this works as innuendo

I'm tired. I think I'm getting sick

>Because you haven't played Hyperdimension Nep 3 rebirth
true
>No
why not?

I think all that kissing we did wound up giving you the cold I have, sorry.

Because

No point holding back now that we both have it

:(

Don't give in to the degeneracy.

> :(
...

I gave in when I was 15 or 16 desu

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*gives in*
*heavily kisses him*

:/

> :/
...

Don't be sad

Enjoy your blue balls and lack of prostate stimulation.

I'm not getting anything either way, I'll take what I can get.

Sad and adorable girl
You too

>prostate stimulation
He doesn't necessarily need me to do that desu, though I'm more than happy to

:)

:)

Stop making gay posts.

Might buy a dildo desu

I hope she's alright

Which one desu??
She is (probably)

don't fall for the dragon dildo meme

You don't already have one?
I have one that's great.

I'll have a look, I mean if lesbians can enjoy anal play why can't a very straight person like me?
I wouldn't, that's just stupid.

I'd love to hug a cute anime girl neet

>I have one