you arrive in neo castle edition
/brit/
leftypol mong
anime anime
need me a radical centrist pm
tsu
spent all day playing pokemon go with strangers
girl i'm breaking up with in an hour just posted a snapchat of her all dressed up and happy
Progress
as is always the case with odd looking women on /brit/, I have managed to become attracted to her
helps that she's a proto rorke and I like that
beans
sue
The Eternal Pizza strikes again
FUCK OFF YOU SAD CUNT
so thankful my city was so poorthern and irrelevant that it was spared this horrid shit
we have a really lovely georgian city centre
need a gf
>Manchester's very walkable
*looks up Manchester*
>A-roads, huge junctions and motorways everywhere
No sweetie.
glorious twelfth
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,--
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
she was tortured you know?
you're supporting the torture of an innocent girl
London has by far the highest rate of acid attacks
(for reasons that are not entirely clear)
Jesus fucking christ you can tell Manchester is grim just by the road layouts
spent 26 days on my gta online character AMA
where
just realized 17/17 of my youtube subscriptions are run by men
who are some good female tubers
You're worse than autismo yank at this point
newcastle
>browsing the ol' oneitus's photos
>accidently like one from last year
Why is so much of Britain and it's people so fucking ugly and shit?
no i dont know because it didnt happen.
>when you see the horses head
look at this boys x
I'm assuming you mean nice to look at rather than genuinely good content
dunno how manny is.
is its city centre surroudned by grassy tower blocks and estates and grim square block buildings with grim shit like birmingham? bham city centre is literally surrounded by this shit, except for one small area which is an old neighbourhood kept intact.
...
I'm not sure. This pathetic cunt just makes awful threads, autismo yank actively spends all day trying to ruin them
no i want good content
the virgin fingers
spaghetti junction is awful for birmingham too and gets in the fucking way
but you can't even do anything about it because if you shut it down then the south is almost disconnected from the north
there's no viable way to even fix birmingham, it's just a fucking disaster in every way imaginable
can't help you then
Went to see some very thought-provoking modern art earlier lads
213 metre tall skyscraper approved in manny
Would honestly rather kill myself than live outside London but then again there are lots of bits in London which are birmingham-tier grim but at least they'll disappear in 10 years time unlike northern cities which area huge growing cancers
ah but it is
I can walk from any outlying area into the city with ease
apart from a handful of junctions, it's easily accessible and there's not many wacky 60s junctions with tunnels and stuff
it used to in places, but those council estates are all being redeveloped
every one of my subscriptions is a bloke
never even noticed
>
email me digits [email protected] (burner email dw not bent)
What cordial do you lads drink
Robinsons here, just like it, simple as
>american
dropped
'sheed
uma delicia :)
>cordial
it's fruit pop you nonce
don't care
>[email protected]
creasing
hmmm yes love a glass box me
square and clad in glass with all the flats sold to qataris yeah that's what I want mmmmm
>fruit pop
fuck off proto-yank
not with that email address sunshine
idiot
>Calling liquid jam cordial
that is the ugliest skyline ive seen in my life, it looks like Slough
the gubmint HAS to do something about the ol' "build a high rise, sell it all to ruskies, chinks and arabs" meme
ahh yes not a single reply 30 minutes well spent hmmmm
>You arrive in Manchesteropolis, Galactic Capital, c.2017AD
amazes me whenever im on a busy street
literally cannot fathom having a conversation or getting on with 98% of the people i walk past
they all look and sound so different, its like another world
egg
if that seriously took you half an hour you should probably just end it now mate
i saved it if it makes you feel any better haha x
haha
really wish housing in big cities would be cheap
london has easily the worst skyline in the civilised world, not even a competition
lots of bits of london are among the 10% most deprived in the country, so i'd just call it london-tier grim mate
finally got past tip of the dick self-sucking
the thing is with birmingham is that it is not that they got rid of very nice buildings or nice areas. the areas were lsums with too many people in them.
its that they replaced them with nothing and so the city's neighbourhoods were disconnected from the city centre.
sucking off a nigger
wrong
the buildings are nice its just a random mishmash
northern cities are literally just industrial estates + council estates
I had to make the image first you dunce
thanks lads
state of my credit card statement
*punches you in the gut*
Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos, the 2 richest persons in the world, live in Seattle.
still better than london
the walkie talkie alone puts it in its own ultramong category
>those tiny orders
are you 5 stone mate?
tfw unironically haven't eaten pizza since november.
What's that? Oldham, you say?
Why yes, I do believe I'm familiar.
I saved it too
>still better than london
Are you fucking stupid
Manchester is literally
LOOK HOW FUCKING UGLY IT IS
business idea: EVERY property in london no matter the size all cost 400£ a month
>northern cities are literally just industrial estates + council estates
hmm
no
just broke lad, hence the credit card
gonna see thailad on the news any day now, might fly out to thailand to watch a military court hand him his 70 year sentence
love seeing england be destroyed
good lad
...
mentioned
that's not nice
literal man
boi pucci?
pucci?
gf idea: stacey dooley
theres about 3 lads i can see right now that have left their webcams on
Does she have a vagina or a penis?