Could anyone stop these two?

could anyone stop these two?

Japan

>woah m8 look at me doing a pearl harbor lol

fucking idiot

Yeah, USA - single handedly

but only if they come late when everyone is already dead and everything else destroyed

prank gone wrong

Umm...read a history book sweetie :)

you ruined everything keeping Austria as an ally before WW1, we shoul've teamed up against them and France

Italy

kek

fattie

Its not even ridiculous to say that America could curb stomp both in a matter of weeks

The US has become too powerful

was gonna say this

slimy frog can't understand cross-culture friendship

You should read a non-murrican first. Or maybe start reading one yourself before you start bragging with your "knowledge"

Italy could

The police force of a major American town could defeat the entire German military, I'm not even memeing right now.

Half of our shit is old, the other half doesn't work, morale is probably shit, no one wants to join, everyone considers it a bad job opportunity, people would unironically rather surrender than get drafted.

are we, dare I say it, the most witty and powerful race on earth?

you said it lad

I think you're exaggerating a bit but all I can suggest is seeking an ally besides Italy

can't handle all this hot fire babeh!

Remember the last nationalist victory for Europa, in the spanish civil war..

Spain-Portugal-Germany-Italy

FTW

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Okay I'll admit I am jealous

Stylish, sexy, good industry, all the good stuff of both med and Europe, I'd remove the black from my flag and join you anyday

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