MOTD 2 Thread

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I literally don't know a single score so don't ruin it for me or I'll get the mod to ban you

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Chelsea BTFO again. Are they going down?

batshuayi scores a worldie OP

sick, he's the captain in my fantasy

ayup i'm here

waheeey

alright lad?

Why are women trying to intimidate me

Textbook

>the spanish torres

Why does Wembley hate Spurs so much? It's nice to all the other London clubs.

>the slayer of slags
absolutely based

>it's one of the commentators who insists on saying "Lou-eesh"

jews

>Ushhhhhoa

Just realised that Chelsea were allowed to play in blue despite Tottenham's shorts being blue. Is this a new policy? The premier league is usually very autistic about this stuff.

>OY VEY THE GOYIM WONT STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
>WHY DOES WEMBLEY PERSECUTE US SO?

Is there a better feeling than watching the forces of evil triumph?

Lloris going crazy it was 200% his fault

>Merrelleshh

>the slayer of slags AGAIN

how can Conte take himself seriously walking around with a horse's tail thatched onto his head

Lloris has a stupid beady face.

>Catty Nacho

>it's a jenas is doing punditry for a chelsea - tottenham game episode

Sit down Jenas ya twat

>People should die for not liking me
>Why do people hate me
>t. Jew

youtube.com/watch?v=8Ty_LiW9Cu0

>it just keeps happening

Jermaine Jenas gets his hair cut every single day you know.

Ian's wife?

Has Jenas said Tottenham deserved to win yet?

>Stops at 1945

REEEEEEEEEEE

m8 he could wax lyrical about how tottenham deserved the win

>Chelsea were "just as brilliant" as Tottenham

Jenas is such a fucking prick LMAO.

Gullit just sitting there thinking how shit Jenas analysis is

>Jews forced to wear horned hats

My fucking sides

2nd

Now on to the main event. Mon da Terriers

What the fuck is that Huddersfield logo

>dramatic playoff win in May

It was the worst football match I've ever seen.

the most poisonous opinion in football

always held by proponents of teams that play "beautiful football" but are experts in failure

The only positive was the right team were promoted.

Imagine having fucking Reading in the top flight again.

How can literally so many people have a massive problem with one group of people for thousands of years and they somehow it's everyone else that has the problem?

>lifelong

neither side deserved to go up, they should have just promoted Leeds instead for the entertainment value

>leeds
NEVER
EVER

Awful defending. Keep that up and you are going right back down Newcastle.

>Jenas go back to doing shitty knife crime documentaries in your scumbag neighbourhood

Kek

nice goal tbf

I think both automatically promoted teams are gone already.

Swansea getting players soon

why do no Geordies play for Newcastle anymore?

These new teams have no character. Bring back Hull.

>getting this mad over a football game and a bit of banter
kek

>Bring back Hull.
they're a living corpse

would be a total waste of a place

won't be long before based Wigan wiggle their way back to the top flight

appearantly this was tottenham's first home loss in 15 months

Reading were by far the worst option of all 4 and they almost fucking got the promotion.

None of the play-off losers have started well this season either

What is is expected goals meme about

>Home

There was a lot being said at the end of last season how the only 'home' matches spurs lost last season were in europe at Wembley. Arsenal won more times at Wembley last season than Spurs

Their best players are coming back or already back like Maguire, Clucas and Robertson

bring back bolton, blackburn sans venkys and cardiff

>The fat, bald, Spanish waiter

Send Sheffield Wednesday up. Newcastle, Brighton and Bournemouth LEAVE.

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it's a percentage of times that a particular chance has of being scored

load of bollocks t bh

wew

>tfw City owners wanted to buy Newcastle
>tfw Ashley wanted to buy Tottenham

Rafa just wants a comfy life in a big house the English countryside, he's on his way to retirement

>That huddersfield celebration
Did they just get a draw against West Brom?

>Those players

got lucky Swansea are in a transition and injury state

The fucker has been hanging around Merseyside for the last 5 years waiting to get his job at Liverpool back again.

transition to championship club lmao

77728944
Absolute fucking delusion.

Or trolling, I can't tell any more.

nope to mid table

Benitez is very clearly not trying.

Newcastle is one of those clubs like West Ham that feel like they're entitled to be better than they are.

but robertson doesnt cost much and hes 'actually' british WTF

>no option for christensen or azpilicueta at the back
binned

Martial in for Rashford tbqhwy.

tbf they have gates of 55k and a massive catchment area, they're huge underachievers

And yet they have multiple financial issues and an owner who is still trying to see if he can swap it for some Chinese sweatshops.

how is Chicharito so good at scoring shitty scrappy goals

He's so short everyone forgets he's there

You know that meme was only relevant when Newcastle were actually challenging for the title in the mid '90s. After that no one ever said it and it turned into just like when England play in the World Cup.
Everyone who isn't English constantly mention how England fans think they'll win the World Cup. Whereas actual England fans know that whoever says that is a fucking retard.

>One of only two clubs who consistently run at a profit
>Multiple financial issues

So you're just a retard basically.

Frankly if Newcastle couldn't win anything with their all-time top goal scorer then they're never winning anything unless they fluke the FA cup or something (think Portsmouth and Wigan)

They were unlucky in the late 90s not to win one