MOTD 2 Thread

Martial in for Rashford tbqhwy.

tbf they have gates of 55k and a massive catchment area, they're huge underachievers

And yet they have multiple financial issues and an owner who is still trying to see if he can swap it for some Chinese sweatshops.

how is Chicharito so good at scoring shitty scrappy goals

He's so short everyone forgets he's there

You know that meme was only relevant when Newcastle were actually challenging for the title in the mid '90s. After that no one ever said it and it turned into just like when England play in the World Cup.
Everyone who isn't English constantly mention how England fans think they'll win the World Cup. Whereas actual England fans know that whoever says that is a fucking retard.

>One of only two clubs who consistently run at a profit
>Multiple financial issues

So you're just a retard basically.

Frankly if Newcastle couldn't win anything with their all-time top goal scorer then they're never winning anything unless they fluke the FA cup or something (think Portsmouth and Wigan)

They were unlucky in the late 90s not to win one