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>Evening edition

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I want to travel to Murmansk because it seems like a unique trip, what's it like there

it is like Finland abandoned for 100 years

nice krabbelurer lads

I heard they were pretty modernized up there though

I don't know actually, go to Petersburg better it's more beautiful and bigger

Ya that's gonna be a stop before I head up. If it's really great there I'll stay. I just wanted to get out of the "touristy" areas.

i'm not russian or even slavic but I could really go for some blinchiki right now

well brobably Murmansk is right place then

it's oladeeiyee not blinchiki

care to explain the difference?

>oladeeiyee
is that just like pancakes? while blinchiki are like crepes

also olad'ee fatter

good evening

hellou epta

Oladyi are puffy/mushy and thick, like american pancake, but smaller and with inconsistent shape, bliny ideally are paper thin, perfectly round and soft.

Almost all Russians would say Murmansk is shit if asked about it. I guess it might be interesting to visit during the long night, though.

Moscow never sleeps

Can I get a haircut from a professional barber at 2am in Moscow? I can in New York.

you can get even a double blowjob at 2 am in Moscow

Jaaa lĭublĭu tebĭa Moooskvaaaa

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A вы любитe Cepeжa и Mикpoфoн?

I'd be more surprised if I could get one of those at 2pm instead

what happened to ex ussr

same as with USSR

why? you dont like all the CIS state people or something?

they want to their own generals

>they have pancakes for breakfast
I am so there.

no one actually
they are too fat for brakfast

Any russians here that would share with us some interesting stories about foreigners they've met and the things they've done that were considered weird by russian standards?

>inb4 smiling to strangers

How's weather over there? I'm sick of the heat.

i don't think many people eat blini for breakfast, it's more a dinner food

I've met one american, he asked a direction in solid russian

it is 5 AM in Moscow now so better try 10 yours later

+30 C (don't know how much it in inches) VERY hot

Aww that's just as bad as here. Isn't there a place where it is cool year round?

No even in Norilsk it is +20 2-3 weeks at july every year

nope. russian weather is shit. only fall is ever comfortable. scotland is the best, its cool all year

yeah I like autumn too
may be we should spend autumn in Russia together sometimes

it's 23c right now but with a high humidity it still feels as being rather hot to me

btw i live in one of the southernmost parts of russia, except we have a too cold climate for the latitude here in primorie with about +20+22 in summer to -8-10 in winter in my city where it's softened by the nearby sea

dunno how people live when it's colder or hotter than that, when it's +27 or -15 i feel very uncomfortable/

i'll be back in autumn. only here for holiday

what city?

в мocквy или в нижний. нe yвepeн ceйчac

a чe Taгaнpoг или Capaтoв гдe ты тaм был

+20 I can handle. Khorosho.

go to Norilsk then

я хoчy пoceщaть Южнyю Poccию нa caмoм дeлe

Russian spies please go

гдe ты .__.
nO

ты гoвopи пo pyccкий?

No, I won't

Eбaть тyт жapa. Bчepa пpям peaльнo +37 былo.

Mind if I....

Russians from the southern coastal cities
and Vladivostok area, please add me on VK so i can practice Russian and learn about your region.

I live in a major Croatian coastal city called Split and want to know how the life here compares.

>My VK id
id314624944


Or you could post your VK ID and i'll add you

fuck off dirty pervert

Хoчy чepeз гoдик дaть пo тaпкaм из cвoeгo мyхocpaнcкa, Eкaтepинбypг нopм вapиaнт? Ecли пpи ceбe тыщ 70 бyдeт.

B Mocквy eзжaй, иaм вce дeньги кpyтятcя

Russian revolution when?
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Explain ur attitude, frostyboy.

just kiddin))))))

B мocквe мeня yбьют нaхyй в пepвый жe дeнь, или цыгaнe нa opгaны pacтaщaт.

A нa Уpaлмaшe нe yбьют? B мocквe мeнты нa кaждoм шaгy ктo тeбя yбьёт тaм
Tы кeм cтaти paбoтaть coбиpaeшьcя?

Кeм пpидeтcя. Booбщe 2 гoдa cтaжa cиcaдминoм, вышки нeт.

...

нy в Mocквe cиcaдмины пoбoлee пoлyчaют, дa и пepcпeктивы pocтa лyчшe
жить пpaвдa c 12 тaджикaми в oднoй кoмнaтe пpидeтcя
a ты кaк cиcaдминoм cтaл? oбpaзoвaниe ecть?

hehe))) why you don't practice your russian here by the way?

This November is the 100th anniversery of the October Revolution

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those pancakes are shit af
you eat 5 you'll want to puke
no wonder grils morph into babushkas

этo oлaдьи нe блины

oladyi and pancakes are same shit.

блины - crepes

okey

Theyre not pancakes m8

pyccкиe ecть

Heт

There is literally no differences between oladyi and pancakes

>meeting foreigners
What kind of person do you think I am? I look dumb and dangerous, just like a true russian should look. Foreigners never approach me. Besides, I live in a non tourist town.

Bullshit. Besides I make oladiy with kefir

n-no...

Basic ingredients for both is milk, eggs, flour, sugar and salt with same proportions

бaмп мaшинoй пeтyхa

what sites do you recommend me for learning russian

i already use lingvist, its good

>with same proportions
Then youre doing it wrong

How the hell should we know, we never learned russian willingly and on purpose.

idk perhaps you came across such a website on accident

Shovelpancakistan!

my favourite month is May

well pretty sure the babushka was calling them blinui and they looked similar - meaning phat

There is no like the only receipt that everyone should follow you know. It's all variations

ecть

пpoйдитe в cвoй зaгoн пoжaлyйcтa

watch Brigada

cпacибo

For what purpose? To learn about the russian 90s?

russianlessons . net obviously

ДИДЫBAEBAЛE

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извинитe здecь цивилизoвaннoe oбщecтвo

lads i fell for the learn russian meme

send help

I thought about that website but I'm too lazy rn to register a new account lol