Emperor of Roses
UMU!
/balt/ Anime:
you bastard
too early
Its okay I won't tell anyone that you love animu
those are lies, but whatever nobody knows me anyway
being a retard is the way to happiness
lol
k
God, I wish this was me
I, too, wish for the sweet release of death.
No you don't
t. turkish roach
t. Tyrese
why yes hello turkish roach, what are you doing in burgerland?
Why yes hello Tyrese what are you doing in Lithuania?
t. couldn't beat the soviets
>While the inspiration for the hamburger did come from Hamburg...
did I really offend you, burger?
calm comfy night
>night
umm
yes it is night time
>1 AM
>night time
AM
>>night time
yes it's night time
is this supposed to be bait or something?
I live by Japanese timezone
sorry, but that is pretty stupid
FACT:Every genius in the world has been called stupid
Wow, what a baka
Even if that would be true, that wouldn't make you automatically a genius
What ever chink
go back to china chink, and stop eating Shiba Inus Xang
not an argument
btw being retarded is the way to go
step aside brainiacs
The Britbong was right, you know?
Yes I know that iwas just a statement
what britbong?
>le green eyes maymay
hello brown eyed subhuman in denial
if you have red blood you are subhuman
t. guy who has blue blood and skin and lives in a blue world
>why yes I do have a blue blood
*tips fedora*
I don't I own fedora
*tips baseball cap*
...
Guess who's back, back again.
Who?
Me
yes exactly like this
Good to have you back
It's good to be back
I have arrived.
anglos not welcome
Blue people are welcome
Glad you're here, got any plans for today?
Fuck off smurf lover
foreigners are not welcome
same
Thread theme song
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I dare you to insult him one more time
>A kraut saying foreigners not welcome
You're ganna get locked up sonny.
Thanks my friend, but I'm a big boy and I think I can defend myself without any problems
See the name of the thread, do you see /ausnz/ written? no, no you don't so that means you are not welcome
just don't start to cry or anything. sometimes world can be cruel
Is he your new bf, are you cheating on the homo Russian?
Anyway I bet the germ would love to fuck pic related with all his talk of loving blue,
I don't like smurfs
check mate
Simmer down, it was a joke.
Although it was my fault for doing that, you Germans aren't known for having humour.
Nope. I know that this might be hard for you understand but you can, not love a person and still care for him.
I always figured he was a lith
I just want to steal his money lol I don't really care xD
>Simmer down, it was a joke.
It might seem to you that I was angry or something, but in reality I'm totally calm and collected, you can't sense what I'm feeling through the text
check mate
I'm german tho
I see, you sneaky little bastard :D
Ok sure.
hey ho, the night is upon us
oh, well you have no excuse then because Germans are actually nice people.
I gave you the Lithuanian proxy benefit of the doubt.
>Germans are actually nice people.
there are always some exceptions to the rules
Lads, the dairy was out of pies at midday.
I fear I may burn it to the ground for such an insult to my country.
Are you sure you're """german""" and not from say... Syria?
There is no excuse for this sort of behaviour, take it into your own hands.
100% true german, I'm even eating bratwurst at the moment and dancing like a true german
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Why is Japan so awesome?
Exactly, at least the bloody paki's stock enough pies, but I guess the Chinese assume you have to rock up at 10am to get a pie.
hmmm
I want to fuck a kiwi
...
This is cool and all, but this one is better
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>anglo
>gay
>likes to molest little children
choose three
hmm. what meme is this?
>likes to molest little children
literally nobody has said anything like this
Old, but gold meme from the age of golden meme era(I think you weren't even born at that time)
im too old for this shit
you are so easy, I can write whatever I want you will still gonna get baited(tho that one particular post wasn't a bait)
futa is not gay
futa is gay as fuck
>you are so easy
n-no I'm not, where did you get that idea!?!
Yes you are, you are old and wise wizard of /balt/, silently watching over the people here
just don't turn this conversation in something gay, I swear every freaking thread somehow turns out gay because of you
nope not gay
you're the only one saying this
*pulls old man hat over eyes, sitting in a rocking chair*
damn kids...
Me too
Correct
You're a massive slut
I thought Germans were good at understanding irony, but I guess not.
maybe we should get together sometime...
>Me too
>You're a massive slut
s-speak for yourself
>I'm only being gay ironically
>t. gay new zealander
yeah right
You're all gay sluts.
stop it no more gay stuff
Isn't it really late for you?
Can't you let us be ironically gay without all this abuse.
Like I said to erase gayness from this thread, we need to remove anglos
Maybe we should...
I'm only ironically a slut
Yes, but only ironically
>I'm only ironically a slut
Are you trying to say that I'm not ironic? Because that's a serious accusation.
I'd make you a slut for realsies
tfw already met the perfect person but he's dating a stupid tranny