Greatest living American edition
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Should've let me make the thread man
ew get this thot off my monitor
Kys
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we're
all
in
here
What does /cum/ think of the future first musician president of the United States?
I'm down with it
a fucking stick
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Waywt /cum/
any1 here watch ESA when it was on?
Really need a ginger gf to breed and create a compound of ginger soldiers with.
Every man deserves a cute thot
I want to secede to be honest.
And maybe invade Canada.
Need the discord link again
LITERALLY me
Really need a dozen donuts rn, I'm hungry as shit.
DON'T GIVE INTO SUGAR, brother!!!!!!!!!
you're better off without it
im rly drunk tonite
good man
HH (88)
do you regret it
i'm slightly drunk tonight
Dont want to be alive anymore, but too much of a pussy to end it
gib link
Now go drive
need alcohol
Me too. But Death will eventually do it for me.
so go buy some
It's been hours since I last drank.
Living that sober life.
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this is nice
>Tfw 2 girls over me and maybe a 3rd one but im too dense
>But dont wanna get my dick on crazy since they all are from the liberal building
I dont even like them but i feel like i should lower my expectations before i hit 25.
They are 8/10, and 2 7/10.
checked, send discord link
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Speaking of flat koreans, this girl is pretty great.
im 20
yes very im going to get in bed alone, and be really sad
to what?
i dont even have a license :3
im all out now, just had my last show and i have a headache now :(
sober life sux
She would be a handsome man
so what?
How do you not have a license does your mom drive you everywhere?
>Americans have to be 21 to drink alcohol
XDDD
;-;
>amerilard has never lived in a system with good public transportation
america everyone
How can I tell when my drinking is becoming a problem?
>hurrrrrrr XD???
fuck off moron
immigrant power rankings
>Chinese
>Indians
>legal Hispanics
>non-muslim Arabs
>blacks who aren't from Somalia or an island
>Jews
>illegal Hispanics
>Muslims
>Somalian blacks and islander blacks
I take the bus and bike! I dont have to go anywhere super demanding
i have a horrible fear of driving
77924863
absolutely atrocious post and opinions
just get someone to buy it for you
I hate it when this happens
Buy an airlock, put some yeast in grape juice and wait 7-10 days. Not the best but it'll get you rekt.
>chinese
you've obviously never been to canada. fucking parasites who dont assimilate (see Richmond, BC)
>Relying on others still to get places
The ultimate manchildpill
Its so much nicer when you need to go further to just drive.
who would want to assimilate to americunt "culture"
I hate it when this happens
Tattooed covered thot with curves
it's 2 degrees colder than it should be
thank wildfires
How do I avoid the negroization of America and get bad to my love of skinny girls?
then why the fuck are they there? go back to china if you don't like the culture
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did i tell you guys about the qt with ribbon tattoos on the back of her thighs.
omo... omg i wanted to die...
holly molly.
Forget girls
Embrace thots
That first top right one is an interesting take on bitching about jews. Never saw it like that before.
I actually feel bad for this guy. Americans were a parasite for people that just wanted a quiet life :(
>Embrace thots
>tribes waging war
>quiet
You're using the meme wrong
>using discord
>You're using the meme wrong
>You're using the meme wrong
he isn't
He's from Canada and even explicitly mentions it. user, can you read or do you just go around spewing your "college educated" bullshit everywhere?
/cum/ tell me, should I just give up on America and our way of life, go around fucking anything that moves without regard for consequences, make nothing of my life and blame the government, and become a retarded millennial that hates America and wants desperately to learn Spanish and convert to Islam?
Genuine question.
i want to impregnate a girl, but i dont want kids.
do you guys feel this as well? it no make sense to me.
damn it
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yes
Good night, faggots
>going to bed at 10:30
>having a job
haha
It's instinct, user. That's that biological clock women always talk about when they get older.
have kids
i go to bed at 9pm when i can
so peaceful at 5am
wanna wank
Post a cheekier image
don't do it
Jesus is watching
THIS
dont care
Go to sleep man, you're done for the night.
>dont care
cannot
Guess the race
W*ite
Austronesian
Had a foreign friend tell me that Americans were all "generically attractive". Weirdest compliment I've ever received.
nah its a nigger
DOOBLEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn she was only 8 thats sad
Who is this girl i keep seeing?
evrything is real shitty over here