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no girl is going to like me when i go to school in september edition.

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Are you going to be a freshman or what?

using this thread

Why would you want that anyway?

cum lol

im drunk again /cum/

Real thread

canadians don't do freshman system

t. Leaf expert

fuck off retard

Good.

im going into third year.

things are bleak.

taylor swift isnt attractive

CT forever desu

have you deleted facebook, hit the gym?

I'm just going to use tinder, ingest some drugs, and fuck a big fat bitch. I'm tired of being a virgin and I'm tired of trying to save myself and be virtuous when there aren't any women out there doing the same.

cum join me in treatment

why dont girls want to date me

you're intimidating

Hate People in my age group (18-35)

how is that possible? you're so likable

You're ugly

going to kms

The chink lover autist won this one
huh

kys

I didn't meet someone until the third year. Just don't let yourself feel desperate.

good lad

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Tism

Apologizing to my therapist via email

Am I doomed to inceldom?

should have been born gay, life would be so much simpler

Lose weight. Face gains from weight loss do wonders.

no real future in life 18 yo brother already had sex multiple times no purpose anyway

Stop copying the mexican guy

Nah

HOTPOCKETS ARE TOO DAMN HOT

Rate my room

>He wants to khs because his little bro had sex

Angry Joe?

Yeah, feels bad

canadian/10

Very nice room I like it

guess that's why they're not called cold pockets lmao

choon
youtu.be/WJCsyLUCSXI

Trapped in 2000-2010 out of 2017

Did you know he was also a Sinaloan? haha

no purpose no friends for years no gf nothing to contribute to everything in empty

im meeting more people.

i think it's possible i meet a girl this year.
hi

>$14/hr for an on-campus job
Should I take it?

this is me

what's with all those extra flags?

...

My middle name is unironically Joseph

>mexican weather report

youtube.com/watch?v=r_GH6M7cUq4

Yeah, I only make $9.25 :/

>major anterior pelvic tilt

defective

is it you on the pic?

He's from reddit

wish i were dead

Me 2

>all these no flaggers

Do you live on campus? I'd take it out of convenience.

That's just trashy

then kill yourselves and stop wishing

Shall be saving this toad without asking for permission

Do people normally get mcdicks-tier jobs before or after they're enrolled?

death

how's canada's economy doing?

No, but I live near by.

>He didn't save 5 figures working shit warehouse jobs in HS
pathetic

Tried having a job for a week, Shant be doing that again

feelin a bit down today

>multiple posts
>not a single (you)
shan't be staying here any longer

[spoiler]GOOD[/spoiler]

>shant

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Quebec independence when?

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oh boy the bot is back

Do want to laugh? Check this out

stop

>her face when the girl finds out im a virgin

remember to report spammers

The number of teens who get together with their friends nearly every day dropped by more than 40 percent from 2000 to 2015; the decline has been especially steep recently. It’s not only a matter of fewer kids partying; fewer kids are spending time simply hanging out. That’s something most teens used to do: nerds and jocks, poor kids and rich kids, C students and A students. The roller rink, the basketball court, the town pool, the local necking spot—they’ve all been replaced by virtual spaces accessed through apps and the web.

>finds out

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5KHnxIZGX9I

i met my gf on roblox

So?

Nice record player bro!!

how does she find it out?

dumb child

The logistics of sex confuse me. Are you supposed to wash the bed sheets after? Does the woman need to take a shower after she gets cum on her face/belly/back? (Like right before bed? I thought people shower before sex) Are you supposed to tie off the condom in a knot, and then dispose of it with foodstuffs and other organic material?

Rate my rig

They hang out online now
It's more convenient

>setting yourself up for failure

Just gimme some kind of sign girl

Oh

My baby

To show me that you're mine, girl

All mine

>clinton county

>Wake up
>See this
What do?

I have an air conditioning unit that looks just like the one in this picture

How are we suppose to get teen pregnancy rates back up to 1950s levels?