/brit/

russ edition

Swedes are benders.

NEED to suck a big british cock rn

hate team building exercises
love islam

...

bit gay

>brits blaming the US for their own personal problems

it's time to stop

Do Krauts not realise they're everything they accuse the Jewish people of being? How do they square the cognitive dissonance?

Somebody was upset about getting his shitty genetics called out.

Here where you are standing
The dinosaurs did a dance
The indians told a story
Now it has come to pass

like what? team building exercises? yanks literally are to blame for that.

hot gay threado :3

Americans posting in the british thread really needs to stop.

How is that you guys are so abhorrent in every post you make. Every other type of JF doesnt go around abrasively advertising their ignorance. Only yanks seem to think their semi-formed opinions are of any value

Not really, don't take you snowniggers seriously. Do respect the finns though, the only real men up there.

watching band of brothers
reckon such an amazing thing could never be made today
they'd have to force black and muslim characters into every scene and our history textbooks would be rewritten to include their heroism

>Pooshitdent Toilet Bog Fart, 45th Burger King of the Poonited Shites of Arsemerica, Cummandump in Queef and resident of the White Porcelain Outhouse, a so-called 'dump'

mong

>Americans posting in the british thread really needs to stop.

British posting on an American website really needs to stop.

accurate

bad post

well good morning

at work today

water machine is broken, quite inconvenient

had to by a estrogenic bottle of water from Sainsbury's

running on 4 hours sleep

feel absolutely miserable and unmotivated

*deep sigh*

it's gonna be a long day

talk to ya soon

sue

my british wife left me

feelings matter more than fact

he should get all his suits cut like the black on

>born in the 21st Century in South-East England as a tall, relatively attractive, middle-class white man

won the bloody lottery on that one lads

I'll allow it.

It's okay my friend, ISIS will be wiped out soon and she'll be back in the UK

who do we reckon for tomorrow then lads? Fancy a Dublin & Tyrone victory myself

How is it that your country is so incapable of making any useful or informative posts.

You cant ALL be ritalin addled kekistani spergers can you? Is it the USDA bovine hormones that make you so lobotomised?

>Tyrone

WE WUZ PADDIES N SHEEEIIIT

morning lads

Just yank 'culture'. Bear in mind majority of them don't own passports

is it weird to wear a black suit to a job interview?

poo and pee

haha wow sooo funny

thinking about making some pizza..........

alri Shapiro

yes, it makes it seem like you're going to a funeral (for your own career ambitions)

Slovenia is not middle east

there is no being attractive, there is only not being ugly

I only see pee

>born as a tall man
your poor mum

FOR FUCK SAKE PREETI JUST DO HARDCORE ALREADY

y'all better watch whud y'say round here, boay *cracks open a can of Diet Coca-Cola with extra Aspartame*

exactly what my brother said

think I'll need to invest in a new suit

ari

Hacksaw Ridge, American Sniper, Inglorious Bastards, Downfall, The Patriot, Flags of our fathers. Just the ones I can think of off the top of my head which weren't whitewashed with histroically inaccurate diversity. All made post 2000. War films tend to stay true to history, the ones that don't are slated

alri Aquinas

>gf walks in on me listening to Ellie Goulding

.... succumbing

...

still feel obese from my binge yesterday

might fast today

WI' JAM IN

americans posting in the english language need to stop

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>hello I'm here for the uh...
>oh yeah, sorry yeah, I guess it is a bit weird haha see I only own the uh, I only own one suit
>my nan's

I'm making a joke about how British women were discovered in Syria fighting along ISIS

hopefully they'll have to fuck off to /lat/ soon enough

you're forgetting Dunkino

longest i fasted was 5 days i think
took a multivit and 2-4 electrolytes every day though

'Haha' shadilay brother shadilay

I own 2 pairs of jeans

4 different t shirts

1 hoodie

1 jacket

1 smart shirt

2 smart trousers

1 black suit

very decent post

the virgin 'drobe

Danbusters is getting remade. Guy Gibson's black labrador and RAF mascot is problematic.
feelings matter more than fact

I love how Brits get so pissy at Americans. Makes the blood from my 1776 erection flow even stronger

Dunkirk had that nonsense scene for diversity's sake

Touch my anus, lads

Dam*

how does it feel to know the men of 1776 had literally nothing to do with you, mutt? they'd look at your breed and say hmmm no thanks sweetie x

Accidentally ingested a pound of semtex

IG had a black guy in it

>americans talking about 1776 as IF those who rebelled werent brits in the first place anyway

what did Dan do wrong haha

I own 5 chinos
2 jeans
1 pair of shorts
10 trainers
7 jackets
12 tees
6 shirts
4 jumpers
2 sweatshirts
4 track tops
5 track/sweat bottoms.

>owning a hoodie

laughing my lol off

mood

should i spend £5 on a metro ticket to somewhere that's not really that far away but far away enough to be a pain to walk

>Dunkirk had that nonsense scene for diversity's sake

as far as I remember there wasn't a single non-white face in it

didnt really understand this post

I take a cab if I have to go more than 2 miles tbqh

just threatened to kill someone on the bus and he thought I was serious lool
started crying begging for his life and that

oh fuck off

depending on your financial issue youre best informed to make the decision x

No

you haven't watched it then sweetie.

hello quintillonnaire

innit, it was basically a civil war between those loyal to the crown and those loyal to the French

I've got benches in my local park older than the US, they're literally just Brits + Irish mutts

alri lads don't bust me, yeah?

save your anger for the muslims who grinded up that 14 year old girl for kebab meat. they're still on the loose

bit povvo if i'm going to be totally honest

25 grams amber leaf please bossman

The black labrador's name was Nigger.

>5 chinos
stopped reading there
this is why no one likes swedes

yes I have, what scene are you talking about? when does this occur

yo blood cheers senpai

why DO yanks post here? they either get ignored or abused

just walk then
thats like 4 pints x

the price they pay for being able to observe our wit and banter

*squeezes out a big poo*

>nearly new years eve